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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Newest Joo Demand: Turn Off Your Computers!

    Well the whiney joos are at it again. They've started another nationwide movement designed to one thing: to prevent True Christians(tm) from posting on God's favorite forum! Well it won't work! I'm calling on my congregation to post TWICE AS MUCH AS USUAL, otherwise Jesus will call me home in 24 hours! That's right! Help me defeat international joory by posting double plus good here on Landover Baptist Church Forum!

    And on the Sabbath, the iPhones Shall Rest

    THE Fourth Commandment doesn’t specifically mention TweetDeck or Facebook. Observing the Sabbath 3,000 years ago was more about rest and going easy on one’s family — servants and oxen included.

    But if Moses were redelivering his theophany today — the assembled crowd furiously tweeting his every sound bite — one imagines the frustrated prophet’s taking a moment to clarify what God meant, exactly, by a “day of rest.”

    For starters, how about putting down the iPhone? Easier said than done in an age when careers rise and fall on the strength of one’s Twitter prowess. But that’s exactly what a group of Jewish tastemakers is trying to promote this weekend with its first annual National Day of Unplugging.

    The experiment, which lasts from sundown Friday, March 23, to sundown Saturday, is the brainchild of Reboot (rebooters.net), a nonprofit think tank of hip, media-savvy Jewish professionals, based in New York, with staff members in Los Angeles and San Francisco. It was founded in 2003, and its members include television executives, Web developers, writers, filmmakers and C.E.O.’s: people for whom the act of “unplugging” could well be most difficult — and most needed.

    Jill Soloway, a Los Angeles-based writer, television producer (“United States of Tara,” “Six Feet Under”) and mother of two, said that unplugging for a day was “next to excruciating,” particularly since she got an iPhone about a year ago. “Somebody once said to me that a computer fits with anxiety like a lock in a key,” she said. “And that’s exactly right. You have an anxious moment out in your life, or in your world, and you want a little hit, and your e-mail can do that.”

    Organizers hope the day of unplugging will draw attention to Reboot’s “Sabbath Manifesto”: a set of 10 “core principles” introduced earlier this year to guide tradition-seekers in ways that are meaningful in an information-driven world. Dan Rollman, president and a founder of the Web site Universal Record Database (urdb.com), which tracks its own set of “world records,” conceived the manifesto at a 2008 Reboot retreat, in part to “reinvent the Jewish ritual and make Judaism a little more modern and contemporary.”

    “The topic that was on my mind was whether there was room for a weekly day of rest within our increasingly hectic lives,” he said in a recent phone interview. “I was feeling like, as we were getting more and more plugged-in, and our interactive experience was getting richer, there was something that was disappearing as well.”

    The manifesto’s guidelines were written in broad terms to leave it open to nonpracticing Jews, and even non-Jews, Mr. Rollman said. “Nobody wanted those rules to be like, ‘We should insist that everybody goes back to synagogue.’ ” Instead, the manifesto offers instructions like “avoid technology,” “find silence” and “drink wine.”

    “There was a very conscious decision made in creating these principles to write them using the most plain, simple language possible, and to make them open for vast interpretation,” Mr. Rollman said. He cited an example of a person who uses a cellphone to call grandchildren, noting that rules like “connect with loved ones” and “avoid technology” could mean different things to different people.

    Rabbi Elliot J. Cosgrove, of Park Avenue Synagogue in New York, said the idea of unplugging for the Sabbath was “incredibly important.”

    “As a rabbi, and as a contemporary American, never before in my life has there been such an awareness of the way that technology and contemporary culture have a tug at every aspect of our being,” Rabbi Cosgrove said. “I don’t think we’re aware of the manner in which technological innovation is changing the way we think and read, the way we process information, the way we engage in relationships with meaning." Unplugging for a day was “a powerful action in the face of a fast-paced way of living,” he added.

    “The Sabbath has some really important lessons for how we live our life and use our time,” said Judith Shulevitz, whose book, “The Sabbath World: Glimpses of a Different Order of Time,” is to be published this month.

    Ms. Shulevitz said Reboot’s organizers had “done a really good job of boiling down some of the points that are made through Sabbath law for the secular world.” Among them was the contemporary act of unplugging, a rule she and her family strictly observe every Sabbath by turning off all electronic devices.

    Reboot’s organizers are promoting the National Day of Unplugging via (what else?) Twitter, Facebook and YouTube. But the manifesto also emphasizes direct personal interaction. As such, Reboot has planned intimate gatherings this weekend in New York and Los Angeles, where members will dine and share their views on the manifesto. Cellphones must be checked at the door, where they’ll “sleep” in miniature sleeping bags.

    Mr. Rollman said he estimated a few hundred people around the world would participate in various ways, but hoped the hype would increase those numbers in coming years. Observers are being encouraged to share their experiences online at the Sabbath Manifesto Web site (sabbathmanifesto.org) once the day is over.

    Ms. Soloway, who has tried to unplug on the Sabbath for several years, said there was something about preserving “the dignity of one day” each week that was compelling on an emotional level.

    “The need to be in two places at once, to me, is like the birth of this anxious feeling among everybody in our culture,” she said. “You can take six days for your relentless ambition, but you can take one of those days and say, ‘O.K., I have done enough.’ ”
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Bob4God
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    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #2
    Re: Newest Joo Demand: Turn Off Your Computers!

    I will not only post twice as much on the Jewish Sabbath, but I will also turn on my radio to Landover AM.

    Then, to really nerd it up, I am going to break out the Walkman cassette player and enjoy some good old gospel praise music.

    Let's see those Jews get a load of True Christian connectivity!
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    • Wide-Open
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      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: Newest Joo Demand: Turn Off Your Computers!

      In before the lock(down).
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • VictoryOS
        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
         
        • Dec 2007
        • 5389

        #4
        Re: Newest Joo Demand: Turn Off Your Computers!

        They can't tell me what to do. I have a second computer that I'll hook up to the internet and post from that one too! Does anybody here know how I can get my old Apple IIc online?
        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
        in 2016

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        • herbertLovesGod
          Guest
          • Mar 2012
          • 223

          #5
          Re: Newest Joo Demand: Turn Off Your Computers!

          Does this mean the zionist collection agencies will stop calling and I can get a good christian break? Obviously not, they hire heathens lower than themselves to work for them while they laze about reading half a bible.

          However, one could look at it as a disguised blessing. The jews are off the streets at a predictable time, I know I can safely take my family out without having to worry about catching a case of judaism.

          To think they are on our holy land, baby Jesus' birthplace ... jewing it up. Iran is nothing compared to the military might of the US army wanting to reclaim what is American land by self-proclaimed decree.

          Jesus didn't die that weekend just to let the joo's have their way with the world!

          Servant Herbert.

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          • H. Montague Worthington
            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2716

            #6
            Re: Newest Joo Demand: Turn Off Your Computers!

            Sure, Joos--- you want us to turn off our computers so we can't find out the TRUTH!!! You want us beholden to your Joo-run Mainstream Media Indoctrination Conspiracy, so we can't find out the REAL story of what's going on in the world from the brave journalists and thinkers at WorldNetDaily, NewsMax, The Drudge Report, Free Republic. FoxNews, TownHall, National Review, Hot Air, Michelle Malkin, Human Events Online, and Newsbusters.

            The Joo Media Conspiracy is obviously getting desperate-- now they're pleading with Americans to not listen to the courageous truth-tellers!!

            Typical Joos--- lying, manipulative, money-grubbing cowards trying to sell an an Agenda of Death and Lies to Freedom-loving True American Patriots!!

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