Atheists Break into Church and Steal Contents

[Johny Joe Hold]

Atheists just don't know when to quit. For years they have been spreading their garbage falsehoods--but this is too much.

This church has been robbed by atheists so many times it has decided not to be open on Easter Sunday.

Maybe the day will come when we Christians will have to have armed gurards at every church door defending against atheist theives.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...se-Easter.html

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Atheists' demand for church paraphernalia is well documented. They are literally obsessed with the salvation that they cannot have due to their epistemic failures. They spend their nights crying and masturbating and begging God for forgiveness, but they cannot find it in their hearts to believe in His temporary sacrifice so He ignores their pleas and withholds His unconditional love from these wretched ingrates.

[SUV]

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Everyone knows that athians steal to fill up the gaping hole in their pathetic little lives that ought to be filled with the Love of JESUS.

I Hope they all get COAL in their Easter Ham baskets this year!

ooohhhhh...

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Forcing Christian Churches to close sounds like terrorism to me. I would not be surprised to find that the mooselimbs have formed an alliance with the atheists and are somehow involved.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Sounds like something the Catholics would do themselves. Sell the materials, then claim the insurance to pay off raped children.

[Superdork33]

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The black gang members are catholic, please, dont insult us atheists.
Just because we dont belive in god doesnt mean we dont have self disciplin.

Ibe seen Atheists that should go to heaven, and Christians that should go to hell.

Atheists make the world progress. See what happend in the past 500 years!
The Christians Muslims and a small part of the jews bring the world backwards.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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The black gang members are catholic, please, dont insult us atheists.

Where is your evidence of the thieves being black, being gang members, or being Catholic?

And weren't you a Jew a few minutes ago?

Ibe seen Atheists that should go to heaven, and Christians that should go to hell.

Clearly, you do not understand the nature of sin. Read this and become enlightened. (Don't worry, it's short.)

Atheists make the world progress. See what happend in the past 500 years!

Um . . . Islam became a major cult, Communists slaughtered millions for disagreeing with them, and rape and unwed motherhood are at all-time highs.

That's progress?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Just because we dont belive in god doesnt mean we dont have self disciplin.

Fear of being repeatedly raped in jail isn't the same as a moral code that inspires self discipline. Atheists have no such moral code, only a fear of not being clever enough to avoid being caught.

Ibe seen Atheists that should go to heaven,

Doesn't exist

and Christians that should go to hell.

Clearly, they are not True Christians™.

Atheists make the world progress. See what happend in the past 500 years!

Homosexual "marriage," communism, Kevin Cosner. Yes, I can see why you atheists like modern times.

The Christians Muslims and a small part of the jews bring the world backwards.

There are no such thing as "Christian Muslims," but I agree, Muslims and Jews, what with their medieval superstitions, are bringing this world backwards. Fear not, we True Christians™ will restore dominionism to the LORD.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Ibe seen Atheists that should go to heaven, and Christians that should go to hell.

It's a good thing you're not God.

Who are you to dictate who should be punished infinitely and who shouldn't?

You would seriously reward cannibalism, racism, and homosexuality, but punish Charity™, Forgiveness™, and Truth©?

[Superdork33]

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If i was god, i wouldnt check if people are reading and quoting and wasteing their Medamn (JOK! DONT TAKE SERIOUSLY!) life on a book written long ago.

If they were kind, loving, careing, And commited to the ten commendments, they would go to heaven.

If they were racist, fanatic, and not commited to the ten commandments, they would go to a place worse then hell: a flat world for each and every one of them, with the ground made of Unbreakium.

i wouldnt give a DAMN if somone said i didnt exist: as long as they didnt do anything wrong.

Also some of the Atheist inventions: ANYTHING THAT IS MODERN!

you are makeing assumptions that atheists are devils that want to kill everyone and are homosexual.

Cannibalism was done worldwide. not by atheists.
Racisem? Anyone not atheist.
communisem? Orthodox christians.
gay marrige? It was their idea.

Also i do hope i get coal for my easter ha- oh wait, I EAT HAM WHEN I WANT!
also, i would love a lump of coal. so i could BBQ that Vension i BOUGHT yesterday.

Christian muslims? my mistake, a "," should have been in the middle.

Rev rodimer: Im on the internet! i can be a two headed hydra if i want.

If the world would become "true christian" then all that humanity would do is pointing at things finding the 'gay' in them, untill they would die of starvation cuz all the food would be 'gay'.

Most Atheists dont steal and why?
Because we know its wrong, we dont need a book to tell me that!

Islam is a religion.

Billy bob jenkins: You have definetly no idea what an atheist is.
at nights we sleep.
at days we work.
we make the world turn atound. we are productive. we invent we discover we THINK, and not letting a book to think FOR US.

Charity is good. it brings good for the poor.
Truth is better, as no lies = Trust in anyone.

If hell exists: then probably we live in peace there, as satan loves us, Am i right Baptists?

Atheists dont pray, They do.
i dont pray for god to give me food, i work to get paid to buy food.
God only gave me life. i paid him with a "Thankes man"

I know not all Baptists are like you here. Unlike you who use old stereotypes to define people.

PEANUT BUTTA JELLEH TAIME!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Where is your evidence of the thieves being black, being gang members, or being Catholic?

You haven't answered this.

I can only assume you're a racist, assuming that all thieves are black, Catholic gang members.

If i was god, i wouldnt check if people are reading and quoting and wasteing their Medamn (JOK! DONT TAKE SERIOUSLY!) life on a book written long ago.

If they were kind, loving, careing, And commited to the ten commendments, they would go to heaven.

But you're not God, so you don't get to make those decisions. And nobody cares what you would do if you were God, because you're not.

If they were racist, fanatic, and not commited to the ten commandments, they would go to a place worse then hell: a flat world for each and every one of them, with the ground made of Unbreakium.

Why only ten? There are over 600 commandments in the Bible.

Also some of the Atheist inventions: ANYTHING THAT IS MODERN!

[citation needed]

Cannibalism was done worldwide. not by atheists.
Racisem? Anyone not atheist.
communisem? Orthodox christians.
gay marrige? It was their idea.

Good Lord, you're a raging idiot.

Orthodox Christians are Communists? That WOULD explain why a major tenet of Communism is state-enforced atheism, and why every Communist nation has closed all the churches.

Atheists aren't racist? Yet you assumed that the thieves mentioned in the OP are black, with no evidence to support that assertion. Bigot.

You also assert that all non-atheists are racist. Bigot.

Most Atheists dont steal

[citation needed]

[Didymus Much]

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If i was god...

But you're not, so the rest of your post is invalid.

...God only gave me life...

You only know that because the Bible tells you so. How do you believe that part of the Bible while ignoring the rest? What divine insight have you received that somehow has missed the rest of the human population?

The OTHER 3:16 (2 Timothy, this time): "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"

[goldage5]

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So, you are saying that the thieves were atheist?
[citation needed]

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So, you are saying that the thieves were atheist?
[citation needed]

Well Christians sure aren't thieves. That only leaves atheists scum.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Atheists are frightened for their souls--that's why they break into churches and try to find materials they can use in their secret worship.