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  • Rabbi_Abe_Goldstein
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    • Mar 2008
    • 22

    #1

    Judaism

    Who hates me? Who hates Jews? Who hates the British? Who hates monkeys?
    "I don't believe in Jesus."
  • Al_Sharpton
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    • Mar 2008
    • 53

    #2
    Re: Judaism

    I'm scared of spiders.









    Praise Black Jesus
    Landover's Newest African American Minister. Worship an African Jesus!

    "O lord, why is thy heaven so bright? and the lord returned: If it was dark, you would not be able to see my form for I am a man like you, only with the color of the night"

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Judaism

      I believe that I can answer that.

      You not only killed Jesus, but you actively seek to destroy His teachings and turn people away from Salvation©.

      For example, the Talmud teaches that Jesus was an illegitimate bastard conceived during menstruation to a prostitute (Kallah, 1b, 18b and Sanhedrin 67a) and that Jesus is now in hell "boiling in hot semen" (Gittin 57a), which is one of many depraved punishments of the jewish imagination. The book of Sanhedrin (781 pages) is the chief repository for the choicest slanders leveled against Jesus Christ asserting that the Lord is deserving of "decapitation", "stoning to death", "burning in dung", "strangling in dung", "hanging" and "crucifixion". Why? Because He dared to speak the truth about the epitome of mongrelization: the Pharisees....

      I could go on and on.

      Enjoy hell, Christ-killer.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Remy Lebeau
        LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
        President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
        Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2058

        #4
        Re: Judaism

        Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View Post
        I'm scared of spiders.
        I thought you boys were afraid of ghosts and water.
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        • Pstr_"Dog"_O'Malley
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          • Mar 2008
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          #5
          Re: Judaism

          I whole heartedly agree with you, Pastor Ezekiel! Damn this Jew for killing the man who came to save him. How dare you Rabbi!
          Homosexuals, be damned!

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          • Al_Sharpton
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            • Mar 2008
            • 53

            #6
            Re: Judaism

            Remy Lebeau

            Are you French?
            Landover's Newest African American Minister. Worship an African Jesus!

            "O lord, why is thy heaven so bright? and the lord returned: If it was dark, you would not be able to see my form for I am a man like you, only with the color of the night"

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            • Remy Lebeau
              LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
              President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
              Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2058

              #7
              Re: Judaism

              Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View Post
              Remy Lebeau

              Are you French?
              No, I am not French. Some might consider me creole, but I've never been to France except for a quick weekend trip with my wife a few months back while visiting Germany.

              I thought you would have changed your name to Al Thurmond by now.
              Master of Godly Debating

              Latest Conquest:Sacred Heart

              Debate Record
              Currently Undefeated
              Lastest Debates:
              Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
              James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
              Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
              Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
              86 Victories
              0 Defeats

              Past Victories (Archive):
              Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
              Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
              Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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              • Dr. Santiago Solo
                On Permanent Assignment in Peru
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                • Dec 2007
                • 860

                #8
                Re: Judaism

                Originally posted by Rabbi_Abe_Goldstein View Post
                Who hates me? Who hates Jews? Who hates the British? Who hates monkeys?
                emmm... God?
                Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                • ilovecodgutz
                  Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 49

                  #9
                  Re: Judaism

                  why does god hate british people im british and proud of it

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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
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                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #10
                    Re: Judaism

                    Originally posted by iloveogd.co.uk View Post
                    why does god hate british people im british and proud of it
                    I don't think anybody knows specifically, it's just something that's assumed because of your pasty skin and bad teeth.

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                    • ilovecodgutz
                      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 49

                      #11
                      Re: Judaism

                      mate you are very silly (lack of a better word that wont get me in trouble)
                      not only is that a stereotype but british people were the first to colonise america in a big way in the 1600s and so unless you are of naitive american blood you just insulted yourself.

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                      • Sister Isabella
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                        • Mar 2008
                        • 63

                        #12
                        Re: Judaism

                        Originally posted by iloveogd.co.uk View Post
                        mate you are very silly (lack of a better word that wont get me in trouble)
                        not only is that a stereotype but british people were the first to colonise america in a big way in the 1600s and so unless you are of naitive american blood you just insulted yourself.
                        Or his ancestors immigrated from another European country.

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                        • ilovecodgutz
                          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 49

                          #13
                          Re: Judaism

                          i think he would have killed himself he found out he was not decended from the purtian buggers who started your god awful CUNTry.

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                          • Sister Isabella
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                            • Mar 2008
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                            #14
                            Re: Judaism

                            Originally posted by iloveogd.co.uk View Post
                            i think he would have killed himself he found out he was not decended from the purtian buggers who started your god awful cooterry.
                            I am from Italy.

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                            • ilovecodgutz
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 49

                              #15
                              Re: Judaism

                              are you in the mafia? do you kill people with tommy guns. do you like pizza?
                              my english teachers from italy, shes really nice and doesnt try to MAKE US CHRISTIANS.

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