Is this the Mormon magic underwear?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Something is very wrong here.



Just what is Mittens trying to protect his family jewels from, anyway?!

[Deaner]

Re: Is this the Mormon magic underwear?

Hmm... not sure.

They do have sanitorium T-shirts. I'd like to get one of those...

http://www.cthulhulives.org/store/store.lasso?1=product&2=33244

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Is this the Mormon magic underwear?

Goodness, that picture makes me feel funny. Presumably it is because my Godly Intuition is tingling. I fail to see what some taut, dark fabric will do to protect the family jewels from anything! Those silly Mormons and their out-of-touch-with-reality superstitions

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Is this the Mormon magic underwear?

Something is very wrong here.



Just what is Mittens trying to protect his family jewels from, anyway?!

I gave it some thought, and I have figured it out. By using this bizarre symbol, Mittens is trying to keep Jesus away from his family jewels.

He knows that God doesn't want Mormons spreading across His Earth like a fungus in a warm, moist shower stall, gradually eating through the grout that holds the tiles of Christian civilization in place. So he thinks that by displaying this perverse symbol of Joseph Smith's, he will keep the all-powerful Lord from sterilizing him!



Mormons are such silly people, with their primitive superstitions.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is this the Mormon magic underwear?




Looks like the Protocols of Zion at work here, Brother.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Is this the Mormon magic underwear?

I think you're right, my Brother. I hadn't noticed that he was circumcised . . . should have looked closer, I suppose!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is this the Mormon magic underwear?

I think you're right, my Brother. I hadn't noticed that he was circumcised . . . should have looked closer, I suppose!

Oh that's the first thing I notice....

[Deaner]

Re: Is this the Mormon magic underwear?

I don't know.

Is it circumcision?

Is it male camel-toe?

It kind of scares me to death. Mo-mo's are inventing more ways to rape our men and children and that snigger in the white house is just sitting there laughing on a pile of cash that he made from anal wounds and stitches. Let's kill them too.

I'm getting sick of this.

Are You?

Then let's do what any True Christian would do and empty the shelves of anything that is slippery. Especially baby seal oil. Just kill those little bastards when they can't run. Canadians are idiots. Is there any oil in them and can they run?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Is this the Mormon magic underwear?

I don't know.

Is it circumcision?

Is it male camel-toe?

It kind of scares me to death. Mo-mo's are inventing more ways to rape our men and children and that snigger in the white house is just sitting there laughing on a pile of cash that he made from anal wounds and stitches. Let's kill them too.

I'm getting sick of this.

Are You?

Then let's do what any True Christian would do and empty the shelves of anything that is slippery. Especially baby seal oil. Just kill those little bastards when they can't run. Canadians are idiots. Is there any oil in them and can they run?

Deaner, my dear friend, have you seen Professor Gossamer about that wee head injury you received a couple of weeks ago? Falling off the roof is no laughing matter, buddy!

I ask only because I worry about you, living all alone out in the woods like you do, just you and your guns and your collection of . . . er, memorabilia.