Dungeons and Dragons turns men into homers

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: Dungeons and Dragons turns men into homers

D&D turns men into homers! That's an understatement. Dungeons and Dragons breeds Satanism more like it.

My library is extensive. Allow me to quote from the Official Dungeons and Dragons Unearthed Arcana by Gary Gygax first edition 1985.

Page 119, Shargaas God of the Orcs.
Shargaas the Night Lord lives in a tremendous cavern system below the fiery plain of one of the levels of Ghehenna. It is said that his caves extend infinitely, and are darker than the blackest night....

Need I go on!

These works are a literal library of Demonology.

In fact I have had witches confess this as the source of their satanism under torture...um I mean gentle persuasion.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Dungeons and Dragons turns men into homers

Gary Gygex, the creator of the game is dead. he died of a heart attack.

Praise Jesus, we already have a whole thread on it here. Just for your information, I've never invented a homer trolldemon worship game, and I've never died of a heart attack. Coincidence? I think not.

[Liam Joseph Donovan]

Re: Dungeons and Dragons turns men into homers

Gary Gygex, the creator of the game is dead. he died of a heart attack.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Dungeons and Dragons turns men into homers

Another reason you mother keeps telling you not to play D&D is because it degrades your cognitive abilities. Did you ever think that these chicks don't want to hang out with you because you're an idiot?

This is something all reasonable minded Christians agree on; playing D&D turns you into a atheist retard who sits around all day making sarcastic comments on the internets and drawing dirty pictures. Jesus does not want young men turning into bearded, perverted slobs. D&D should be band in America and the people who make the games imprisoned.

America was not made the great nation it is by a bunch nerds with no social skills!

[Nobar King]

I agree...I'm a hardcore gamer and have been playing games since the PONG days. I am 34 and have never wanted to do violence towards anyone because of a game. Society is quick to blam video games for any kind of violence and yet no one blames how the person was brought up. Heck during the Collumbine massacre parents blamed video games..the question I had for those parents is... not what your kids were doing when playing video games, but what YOU were doing when your kids were making pipe bombs in the basement. I also play D&D... in fact it was gaming that kept me and my friends away from drugs. WHY?... um let's see now...we were sitting in chairs around a table and gaming....no girls wanted to be with us...and we were safe within the walls of my home. I still play ...in fact tonight I am playing D&D. So this site is so full of falsehoods about other religions. Talk about wolve's in sheeps clothing....

Another reason you mother keeps telling you not to play D&D is because it degrades your cognitive abilities. Did you ever think that these chicks don't want to hang out with you because you're an idiot?