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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Superstitious Savages Worship Freak Cow

    THIS kind of thing just infuriates Jesus. In this day and age, when the Word of God has been available to all the redskins of America for hundreds of years, there is no excuse for being superstitious about a white cow being born. Cow worship of any kind will result in a quick trip to hell, as the joos know.

    The only thing white that's going to help the injuns is Christ Jesus and His cleansing blood.

    Rare white buffalo born in New England


    GOSHEN, Conn. — The birth of a white bison, considered an extremely rare event, will bring, by the hundreds, Native Americans to a farm in New England.

    As many as two thousand people will converge on a small farm in northwestern Connecticut next week for a naming ceremony for a rare white bison. The official naming ceremony will be held July 28.

    Peter Fay, a fourth-generation Goshen farmer, will allow his hay field to be used as a campsite for the travelers and crowds expected.

    According to the Associated Press, word spread rapidly after the birth of the white bison–which experts say is as rare as one in 10 million—on June 16.

    Marian White Mouse, a member of the Oglala Lakota tribe in South Dakota, said the birth of a white bison is a sign from a prophet, the White Buffalo Calf Woman, who helped them endure times of strife and famine, according to the AP.

    In the video, Fay said that South Dakota members of the Sioux Indian tribe told him that they had performed a ceremony for the birth of a white buffalo just three days before the baby was born. Indian legend states that this three-day period is exactly how long it takes for a white buffalo to be born after such ceremony takes place.
    What a joke. Wait until Jesus hears about this.
    Last edited by Capt. Aaron Portway; 07-23-2012, 10:32 PM.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Superstitious Savages Worship Freak Cow

    Praise Jesus! He sorted this out quickly.

    Mixed Messages on White Buffalo Probe

    Fox 4 News is getting mixed messages on the investigation into the death of a rare white buffalo at a ranch near Greenville. Hunt County Sheriff Randy Meeks said earlier in the week that "progress has been made" in the case and that it will be presented to a Grand Jury on Friday.

    But the buffalo's owner, Arby Little Soldier, told Fox 4 News Saturday that he is worried the Sheriff's office is not doing enough to solve the case. Little Soldier plans a news conference on Tuesday morning to air his concerns and to encourage the Sheriff's office to do more.

    Lightning Medicine Cloud was born on Little Soldier's Lakota Ranch in May of 2011. Ceremonies to honor the calf drew American Indians from all over North America. The calf was found dead just weeks short of its first birthday. A day later, its mother was found dead and skinned as well. Their hides have never been found.
    It looks like the injuns won't be bowing down to any cows for awhile.

    And I'd like to remind everyone in the Congregation that you all saw Brother Bobby-Joe in Freehold dozens of times each day over the past couple of weeks, and the 2 buffalo skins on the wooden injuns in front of the Freehold Cigar Shoppe have been there for years.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Abner Leopold
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2011
      • 56

      #3
      Re: Superstitious Savages Worship Freak Cow

      What a sad day for our species. What they are failing to realize is that even though a White Buffalo helped their ancestors survive a famine, it is because the ancestors ate the White Buffalo to avoid starvation, thus saving their people from perishing. If our lord God who is the provider of all, puts a White Buffalo on our planet, it is for our nourishment and harvesting. It is amazing how narrow minded those red skins are, worshiping the wrong God & performing rituals of sorcery. It is no wonder that God pushed them aside so we could use this land for Gods purposes.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Superstitious Savages Worship Freak Cow

        Foolish, superstitious heathens! What they need to watch out for is not the birth of a white buffalo but a Red Heifer!

        The Bible teaches that one day there will be again be a temple of God in Jerusalem (Ezekiel chapters 41-45). Jesus prophesied that the antichrist would desecrate the temple (Matthew 24:15), and for that to occur, there obviously has to be a temple in Jerusalem to desecrate. According to the LORD, the ceremonial ritual, as explained in Numbers 19:1-10, requires an unblemished red heifer.

        So, when a red heifer is born (which is quite unusual) it might be a sign that the temple will soon be rebuilt, which means that Jesus will soon Come Again!



        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: Superstitious Savages Worship Freak Cow

          Oh, it's about a white buffalo!

          When I opened this thread I thought it was about African's worshiping Oprah.
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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Superstitious Savages Worship Freak Cow

            As many as two thousand people will converge on a small farm in northwestern Connecticut next week for a naming ceremony for a rare white bison. The official naming ceremony will be held July 28.
            May I suggest "Dinner"?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Bjorn Jensen
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2012
              • 2356

              #7
              Re: Superstitious Savages Worship Freak Cow

              How does a white buffalo steak taste like? Does it make nice BBQ?

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12728

                #8
                Re: Superstitious Savages Worship Freak Cow

                I have a friend who is Mayor up in Jamestown, ND. They have a two or three of those freak white buffalos.

                The Mayor says the other buffalos think the white ones are freaks, too. They stay away from them.

                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • LBC loving Dutchmen
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 216

                  #9
                  Re: Superstitious Savages Worship Freak Cow

                  Well, it seems a positive thing that they are white, but I would refrain from putting them on the barbecue. I expect them to have a virus that can turn me into a homer, especially after that injun witchery.
                  II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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