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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #1

    The One Thing Common to ALL False Religions: Stupid Hats!

    Brothers and others, the recent invasion of our forum by Sikh terrorists got me thinking about this obvious fact: All false faiths have ridiculous headgear requirements. See for yourself!






    This is one of those Sikhs that have been bugging us. Check out that lid!




    What the heck is that anyway? It's freaking huge and it's made of fur? Jews, I just don't get them!




    Typical Muslim! Brandishing swords and recruiting children!





    I think these are Buddhists or something. I know they aren't Christians!





    It's even spread to false Christians! Typical church hat worn by a colored woman.






    Really? Need I say more?








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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: The One Thing Common to ALL False Religions: Stupid Hats!

    Brother, don't forget the atheists!



    I apologize for the vulgarity. I, too, am disappoint.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: The One Thing Common to ALL False Religions: Stupid Hats!

      Amen, Captain. Even the satanists:

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #4
        Re: The One Thing Common to ALL False Religions: Stupid Hats!

        I almost forgot about Japs. They worship their own ancestors or tiny trees or whatever, and their hats are just as stupid as anybody else's!

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        • LBC loving Dutchmen
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2011
          • 216

          #5
          Re: The One Thing Common to ALL False Religions: Stupid Hats!

          And it goes on, this is supposed to be a "wise yoga":

          II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: The One Thing Common to ALL False Religions: Stupid Hats!

            Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post

            That nigress has a beehive on her head!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Bjorn Jensen
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2012
              • 2355

              #7
              Re: The One Thing Common to ALL False Religions: Stupid Hats!

              Coptic so-called "Christians"

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #8
                Re: The One Thing Common to ALL False Religions: Stupid Hats!

                Don't forget the "Disclosure" types.




                Besides, everyone knows aliens are really demons.
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                • DitwaTheDimwit
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                  Under Investigation
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 2

                  #9
                  Re: The One Thing Common to ALL False Religions: Stupid Hats!

                  You guys say pride is bad, yet you act as you're superior to everyone else. You guys say hypocrite are bad, yet you are. Then you say don't start "debating topics" and yet you do. Looks like you're all sinners. If you delete my post then you're only proving my point, don't bother. And it's ditwathemysterious.

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #10
                    Re: The One Thing Common to ALL False Religions: Stupid Hats!

                    Originally posted by DitwaTheDimwit View Post
                    You guys say pride is bad, yet you act as you're superior to everyone else. You guys say hypocrite are bad, yet you are. Then you say don't start "debating topics" and yet you do. Looks like you're all sinners. If you delete my post then you're only proving my point, don't bother. And it's ditwathemysterious.

                    Listen Dipshit or Dimwit, whatever your name is.

                    We are GOD'S Chosen Ones. I demand you show us the respect we deserve.


                    Enjoy HELL and your infraction.
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                    • DitwaTheDimwit
                      Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                      Under Investigation
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 2

                      #11
                      Re: The One Thing Common to ALL False Religions: Stupid Hats!

                      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                      Listen Dipshit or Dimwit, whatever your name is.

                      We are GOD'S Chosen Ones. I demand you show us the respect we deserve.


                      Enjoy HELL and your infraction.
                      Only when you learn to respect the differences (race and relgion) in the world. Honest question don't get offended why do you mock these other religions?

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                      • Bjorn Jensen
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 2355

                        #12
                        Re: The One Thing Common to ALL False Religions: Stupid Hats!

                        Originally posted by DitwaTheDimwit View Post
                        Only when you learn to respect the differences (race and relgion) in the world. Honest question don't get offended why do you mock these other religions?
                        Why should we respect people wearing stupid hats? I mean, come on, what normal person has a beehive as a hat

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                        • hypnoticfish
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 4

                          #13
                          Re: The One Thing Common to ALL False Religions: Stupid Hats!

                          "Typical Muslim! Brandishing swords and recruiting children!"


                          Err, wrong. They are Sikhs.
                          You must be one of those who think that Sikhs and Muslims are the same.
                          In light of recent events, clearly you aren't alone.

                          And then, in the next picture -
                          "I think these are Buddhists or something. I know they aren't Christians!"
                          Wrong again. That's a picture of a Bengali Hindu couple during their wedding.

                          Would you please get your facts right before spewing hate of other religions? It's very hard to follow the Lord when one is surrounded by stupid followers.
                          Just saying.

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                          • sick raghead terrorist
                            Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                            • Aug 2012
                            • 39

                            #14
                            Re: The One Thing Common to ALL False Religions: Stupid Hats!

                            Originally posted by hypnoticfish View Post
                            "Typical Muslim! Brandishing swords and recruiting children!"


                            Err, wrong. They are Sikhs.
                            You must be one of those who think that Sikhs and Muslims are the same.
                            In light of recent events, clearly you aren't alone.

                            And then, in the next picture -
                            "I think these are Buddhists or something. I know they aren't Christians!"
                            Wrong again. That's a picture of a Bengali Hindu couple during their wedding.

                            Would you please get your facts right before spewing hate of other religions? It's very hard to follow the Lord when one is surrounded by stupid followers.
                            Just saying.
                            In addition to this, the first man is a muslim, you can tell but him having shaved the beard to shape as well as his ears popping out of the turban.

                            Recruiting children? sor-ry for teaching our kids to practise the faith from a young age, we're not all Christian with illiterate, under-age sex, yob children!
                            All Racist People Will Go To Hell! - Including Me, oh wait, i'm getting reincarnated as a possum!

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #15
                              Re: The One Thing Common to ALL False Religions: Stupid Hats!

                              Originally posted by DitwaTheDimwit View Post
                              Only when you learn to respect the differences (race and relgion) in the world. Honest question don't get offended why do you mock these other religions?
                              Show us where we're doing anything against the King James Bible. Use direct quotes from Scripture, not what you half-remember from Sunday school.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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