[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

How very true. But the good thing is that Arabian threats of consumer boycotts don't faze the Danes.

. . .which reminds me of this old boycott story from the first Motoon crisis: Iran renames Danish pastries:

"Bakeries across the capital were covering up their ads for Danish pastries Thursday after the confectioners' union ordered the name change in retaliation for caricatures of the Muslim prophet published in a Danish newspaper.

"Given the insults by Danish newspapers against the prophet, as of now the name of Danish pastries will give way to 'Rose of Muhammad' pastries," the union said in its order."

The towelheads boycotted Danish pastries (made by their local bakeries), by calling them "Rose of Muhammad' -- presumably in honour of Flemming Rose, the editor who published the 12 Motoons.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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All this is broken up by adverts for bacon, butter, beer and porn.

How very true. But the good thing is that Arabian threats of consumer boycotts don't faze the Danes.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I thought you might like to see what the Danes show on daytime TV (translation by my nephew Zebulun):

10:30 Stealing bats
11:10 Lust for Gold
11:30 A Morning in my Niece’s Bedroom (porn)
12:00 Update on Masochism
12:10 Camping (homersexual stuff)
12:35 Rape with Brutality (children’s program)
12:55 VD treatment (with startling graphics)
13:25 The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant)
13:50 Like Super Mario but worse
14:20 Come Hither – (priests enticing choirboys)
14:50 Update on Masochism for Children
15:00 Update on Masochism

All this is broken up by adverts for bacon, butter, beer and porn.

[KJV4me]

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So its basicly a sin not being born an American?

The United State of America does accept immigrants. Just fill out the form, pay the processing fee, accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour, and wait in line (and learn the American language). You should get your citzenship within a decade or two.

Its really a very simple and rewarding process!

[KJV4me]

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I think the danish are quite cool actually..

They won't be very "cool" once they find themselves in the fiery confines of Satan's homersexual BDSM dungeon!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Danes are obviously Euro homers, but I find myself a little torn because they're responsible for some of the most hilarious comics I've ever seen about Moohamhead as well as one of the most delicious pastries I've ever tasted. I would like to see them give up socialism and sodomy and find Jesus because, darn it, an apple danish would really hit the spot right now.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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So its basicly a sin not being born an American?

Not as long as you learn American, so you can read God's own word in the original language (the King James Authorized Version, 1611)

Actually it is because the part of denmark I live in is close to the German border and that I feel a certain relation to them as a people. Is that wrong too?

I took the liberty of consulting the Department of Faith, and they provided me with this handy map of the target area:



It doesn't matter whether you're Danish, German or Muslim. Jesus (and the Department of Faith) knows where you live, so drop to your knees and find Jesus, before Jesus finds you.

[Danish....Scum?]

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Actually it is because the part of denmark I live in is close to the German border and that I feel a certain relation to them as a people. Is that wrong too?

[Deaner]

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I am not norwegian, I think I am closer to being German.

What kind of hell-hole do you live in where you're not even sure what nationality you are? Are you a gypsy? Did your mother have sex with Germans for a few smokes and some booze?

[Danish....Scum?]

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So its basicly a sin not being born an American?

[Larry Lee]

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I am not norwegian, I think I am closer to being German.

An unimportant detail, since the Norwegian and Danish "languages" are virtually the same.

The best thing that can be said about the Danes is that they're even better than the Dutch in riling up the Islamo-fascists.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I am not norwegian, I think I am closer to being German. Is that better?

How so? That makes you from a race of two time losers with a fixation for cabbage and rubber. If you think "better" is hanging around night clubs in fetish wear bragging about how square your forehead is then I suppose you have something to be happy about, in a pathetic way.

[Danish....Scum?]

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I am not norwegian, I think I am closer to being German. Is that better?

[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

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They're are right next to the source of all Euro-Trash evil and perhaps the most depraved country on earth next to California; Norway. With out a doubt you are like most Danes and part Norwegian. This means you like engage in drunken orgies with other men and goats. I will pray that Jesus helps you to become and ex-Norwegian friend.

heey.. can i use that for my paper on Xenophoby and intollerance? it seems to match it perfectly

[Bobby-Joe]

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the question stands, what are your thoughts on this?

They're are right next to the source of all Euro-Trash evil and perhaps the most depraved country on earth next to California; Norway. With out a doubt you are like most Danes and part Norwegian. This means you like engage in drunken orgies with other men and goats. I will pray that Jesus helps you to become and ex-Norwegian friend.