Ways that Satan manifests himself in humans:

[Nobar King]

Brothers, there are many visual and behavioral clues to witnessing The Devil's presence in an individual. If you can think of a way to help others in identifying the Devil in a person, please post it here so that others can learn from your observations.

Tumors and un-natural bodily growths are examples of how Satan enters the body. He can also possess the weak and force them to consume un-natural amounts of non-foodstuffs. Remember Jack Nicholson in 'The Witches of Eastwick'?

Satan almost killed this poor girl:

Hair-Eating Woman Gets 10-Pound Hairball

Condition Called Trichophagia

November 26, 2007

Doctors recently took a 10-pound hairball from an 18-year-old woman after she came to them with pain and a 40-pound weight loss.The New England Journal of Medicine said the woman had been suffering with pain in her abdomen for about five months.Doctors found a mass there, and when they used a small camera, found that the hairball was taking up nearly her entire stomach.

The patient said that she has a habit of eating her own hair, a condition called trichophagia.Doctors tried to use small incisions to remove the mass, but then had to go to traditional surgery to make sure the entire hairball was removed.The journal's report said the girl left the hospital after five days and was asked to follow up with a psychiatrist. Within a year, she had regained about half of the weight she lost and said she had stopped eating her hair.

Courtesy NEJM.org
Doctors removed a 10-pound hairball -- technically called a trichobezoar -- from an 18-year-old woman who admitted to eating her own hair.

[~Satan~]

Re: Ways that Satan manifests himself in humans:

Sounds like something one of the HELL cats harked up. Like little Adolf here.
And you thought Hitler only liked dogs.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Ways that Satan manifests himself in humans:

Brothers, there are many visual and behavioral clues to witnessing The Devil's presence in an individual. If you can think of a way to help others in identifying the Devil in a person, please post it here so that others can learn from your observations.

• Voting Democratic
• Thinking that there might be some truth in evil-ution
• Hearing Hitlery Klingon's voice without reaching for an airline discomfort bag or something similar
• Eating gook "food" without reaching for an airline discomfort bag or something similar (anyone who actually enjoys it must be a demon in human form)

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Ways that Satan manifests himself in humans:

Vegetarianism. Having Arab friends. Reading books that aren't directly connected to JESUS.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ways that Satan manifests himself in humans:

Participating in "tolerance" of "other religions" and foreigners. Allowing females to decide ANYTHING. Rock 'n Roll music.

These are sure signs of satanic influence.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Ways that Satan manifests himself in humans:

Watcing television. Most, if not all, of television is filthy. It is filled with sex, violence, and the industry is run by money-hungry Joos. Not only that, but Satan manifests himself in humans through the addictiveness of television, filling them with a compulsion to tune into the Boobie-tube. I'm just waiting for a channel that caters to God fearing Baptists, but that will still probably be too liberal for my tastes.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Ways that Satan manifests himself in humans:

• Voting Democratic What about voting Green Party? Or NDP?
• Thinking that there might be some truth in evil-ution Check
• Hearing Hitlery Klingon's voice without reaching for an airline discomfort bag or something similar Check
• Eating gook "food" without reaching for an airline discomfort bag or something similar (anyone who actually enjoys it must be a demon in human form) Check. And I love Chinese food.

Vegetarianism. Check Having Arab friends. What about Arab classmates? Reading books that aren't directly connected to JESUS. Check

Participating in "tolerance" of "other religions" and foreigners. Check Allowing females to decide ANYTHING. Check Rock 'n Roll music. Check

These are sure signs of satanic influence.

Watcing television. Check Most, if not all, of television is filthy. It is filled with sex, violence, and the industry is run by money-hungry Joos. Not only that, but Satan manifests himself in humans through the addictiveness of television, filling them with a compulsion to tune into the Boobie-tube. I'm just waiting for a channel that caters to God fearing Baptists, but that will still probably be too liberal for my tastes.

So, other than those two issues that need clearing up, I seem to have a perfect score.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ways that Satan manifests himself in humans:

So, other than those two issues that need clearing up, I seem to have a perfect score.

A perfect score if you're HELLBOUND, that is.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Ways that Satan manifests himself in humans:

A perfect score if you're HELLBOUND, that is.

But it's still a perfect score.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ways that Satan manifests himself in humans:

But it's still a perfect score.

That's like Barack Obama's bowling score....Perfectly in the GUTTER!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Ways that Satan manifests himself in humans:

That's like Barack Obama's bowling score....Perfectly in the GUTTER!

It's hardly his fault if he can't bowl. Not everyone has a the gift for bowling.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Ways that Satan manifests himself in humans:

It's hardly his fault if he can't bowl. Not everyone has a the gift for bowling.

You're not very observant, Obama is LEFT handed (not to mention political LEFT) – he will not be good at anything.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Ways that Satan manifests himself in humans:

You're not very observant, Obama is LEFT handed (not to mention political LEFT) – he will not be good at anything.

Fibber! I've known some fine left-handed bowlers.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Ways that Satan manifests himself in humans:

So, other than those two issues that need clearing up, I seem to have a perfect score.

So you're saying you are a vegetarian who likes Chinese food? Friend, cats are made of meat too. You can't have it both ways.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Ways that Satan manifests himself in humans:

Well I hate to be the person to point out the obvious, but being mentally retarded in any form (yes, that includes negroids) is a sign of satanic influence. Also, the ability to understand chinks' language is a dead give away.