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  • Christie
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    Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

    Originally posted by BaptistBethany View Post
    How can you not understand what our Pastor was saying? Why, even a four year old could understand it! Are you possibly a retard???
    I don't understand how does his statement answer my question.
    So I'm waiting for someone to explain

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  • Naomi Ruth Lamb
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    The Creator of all mankind makes no mistakes; of this I am completely certain and will always be publicly oral. The fact that anyone would question GOD not only saddens me, but reminds me of a story I'd like to share:

    When I was a young girl of 12, a very strange thing happened at church. It was during Sunday School and we were all gathered in our classrooms when the door opened just as our teacher was about to tell us the wondrous story of Jesus feeding the 5000. A ginger girl entered the room and sat right in the front row just two seats from me. I was frightened, but also anxious to hear the teacher's lesson, so I focused on Jesus, as I knew in my little heart He would want me to do.

    As the teacher read the passages from our Lord's Word, I thought, "How I love Jesus so!" Despite not having a catering service for His crusades, He had it all in His control. What a glorious Savior. Sister Dorothea Jones told us how hungry the people were and went on to tell us of our Lord's solution. Most of us were praising the Lord, when the ginger girl spoke up loudly and said, "What if the people didn't like fish? Did Jesus think of that?" You could have heard a mouse take a leak on a cotton ball.

    Sister Jones smiled in her Christian, loving way and said, "I believe our sweet Jesus ensured that the fish was tasty for everyone, dear." But this didn't satisfy our crimson haired little demon. No! She said, "So He just makes us do whatever He wants, and doesn't care about what we like or what we want." I turned to her and said, "Well, of course!" After all, He IS God. She didn't listen for the remainder of the lesson, and didn't even bow her head when Sister Jones offered a prayer. Imagine my surprise when we went back into the main sanctuary and saw them - an entire family of gingers, seated in the back row where the heathens and low-tithers sat.

    It was only after we got home that Mother and Father shared similar stories to mine about the disruption these people had caused in their individual Sunday School classes. The mother had even gone so far as to say that women had a right to tell men what to do and that she wanted to become a pastor! (I had to laugh out loud, not totally understanding how this must have displeased our Christ Jesus). Father said we would not return to that church if these people were allowed to attend, and he made a phone call to the minister that very day to tell him so. Sure enough, the following Sunday these people tried to disrupt our church again, but they were stopped by security before they even reached the steps. It was a horrifying experience but one that taught me to completely disdain and stay away from gingers forever. Do they have souls? Well, my answer is NO. I am not a scientist, but I am a True Christian(TM), and Jesus tells me that I am right. Glory!

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  • BaptistBethany
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    Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

    Originally posted by Christie View Post
    Sorry, I don't understand.
    How can you not understand what our Pastor was saying? Why, even a four year old could understand it! Are you possibly a retard???

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

    Originally posted by Christie View Post
    Sorry, I don't understand.
    Typical atheist: a complete inability to see the world from any other perspective other than their own.

    Ever heard of empathy?

    YIC

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  • Christie
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    Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I have a question: How can you live with yourself? How can you look at yourself in the mirror every morning? What kind of a monster rejects the love of Jesus?
    Sorry, I don't understand.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

    Originally posted by Christie View Post
    I have a question: What if a baptist woman gives birth to a ginger?
    I have a question: How can you live with yourself? How can you look at yourself in the mirror every morning? What kind of a monster rejects the love of Jesus?

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

    Originally posted by Christie View Post
    I have a question: What if a baptist woman gives birth to a ginger?
    I have a question: why can no one stay on topic?

    Trying to get some science done here and it's all "random hypothetical this" and "unsupported personal opinion that"...

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  • Roland
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    Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

    Originally posted by Christie View Post
    I have a question: What if a baptist woman gives birth to a ginger?
    Why would she do that? Has that something to do with recessive genes?

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  • Christie
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    Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

    I have a question: What if a baptist woman gives birth to a ginger?

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  • JustARetard
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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by plsimagoodkid View Post
    Ok whatever.
    Here is the point.

    No one will ever go to hell for something to do with what they are born with. You can't help some things. You obviously aren't born a murderer, people just decide to do it. You cannot just decide to be black, have red hair or have a mental disability. So WHY would you go to hell for it. You were BORN with it, you can't help it.
    That is not the question friend; you can't go to Heaven or Hell if you have no soul, like the God mocking atheists believe. I am correct in assuming you aren't a God mocking atheist scum friend? I do hope so since atheists are such utterly vile creatures.

    So what is you proof gingers have souls?

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by plsimagoodkid View Post
    Ok whatever.
    Here is the point.

    No one will ever go to hell for something to do with what they are born with. You can't help some things. You obviously aren't born a murderer, people just decide to do it. You cannot just decide to be black, have red hair or have a mental disability. So WHY would you go to hell for it. You were BORN with it, you can't help it.
    You're confused, dear. Every person on the face of the earth is born with sin. The consequence of sin is eternal damnation. No exception.

    Behold, I was shapen in iniquity;
    and in sin did my mother conceive me.
    Psalm 51:5


    For the wages of sin is death...
    Romans 6:23

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  • Tinybrain
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    Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

    Originally posted by Beroshi View Post
    I believe this mentions white hair, not blonde. White as in black hair gone gray and eventually white. Blonde would be yellow.


    And I do see locks of orange hair in that picture you just posted.
    STOP!

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

    Originally posted by plsimagoodkid View Post
    Ok whatever.
    Here is the point...
    The point is, that after repeatedly being asked politely to provide the evidence that proves gingers have souls, you have NOTHING BUT YOUR OWN, UNSUPPORTED, NON-BIBLICAL OPINION on just how God should operate.

    Next.

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  • Jim Farmer
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    The Lord works in mysterious ways. He is not necessarily logical. It's not for us to decide if what He does agrees with our system of justice. All we can do is believe what He tells us.

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