Mormons

[Carl the wop]

Not only are they damned, but they're stupid as well. Who would follow a "church" whose guardian angel is named "MORON - i" ? Speaks for itself, doesn't it?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Mormons

I know, friend. We are to believe those superstitious fools when they tell us that God's angel came to Joseph Smith and gave him a bunch of tablets with commandments.

No one else saw Moroni speaking with Joseph Smith. Can you imagine being that gullible?

[Deaner]

Re: Mormons

Don't forget the wooden submarine (look it up).

[Carl the wop]

Re: Mormons

Don't forget the wooden submarine (look it up).

I'm fascinated by the Magic Underwear myself..

[Deaner]

Re: Mormons

I'm fascinated by the Magic Underwear myself..

Yeah, it would be great to have them say a prayer to Jesus then shoot their ass with a .44 Magnum.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Mormons

I know, friend. We are to believe those superstitious fools when they tell us that God's angel came to Joseph Smith and gave him a bunch of tablets with commandments.

No one else saw mormoni speaking with Joseph Smith. Can you imagine being that gullible?

I know, right? Joseph Smith claimed to have received a holy book that contradicts all archeological evidence. What's more, the original is no longer available for study — how convenient!

[Rev. Jamar D. Dodson]

Re: Mormons

Not only are they damned, but they're stupid as well. Who would follow a "church" whose guardian angel is named "mormon - i" ? Speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Mormoni is obviously an alien. From the same species as Scientiology's Xenu. And we all know so-called "aliens" of the non-illegal type are demons. Mormons, like Scientologists are adept warlocks and witches with there magic undies, necromancer priesthood, demonic pantheon and outer space worlds full of "celestrial" baby's daddy. Could you imagine if blacks and mexicans ever took to the stars? That's what Mormons want to become. Just populating whole planets with demon spawn with their multiple sex partners. Can you imagine?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Mormoni is obviously an alien. From the same species as Scientiology's Xenu. And we all know so-called "aliens" of the non-illegal type are demons. Mormons, like Scientologists are adept warlocks and witches with there magic undies, necromancer priesthood, demonic pantheon and outer space worlds full of "celestrial" baby's daddy. Could you imagine if blacks and mexicans ever took to the stars? That's what Mormons want to become. Just populating whole planets with demon spawn with their multiple sex partners. Can you imagine?

The demons build flying saucers in Hell using Hellfire as an energy source. Then they sneak up to the top of the firmament and fly down proclaiming themselves a superior life form and propagating the foul lie, "nope, no Heaven up there. Just space." They do this in order to convince people to have anal sex with them. If you have consenting anal sex with a demon, you are pretty much guaranteed to burn in Hell.

These "aliens" also sneak around and plant dinosaur bones, and put geological layers underground to convince people that the Earth is older than the Bible says it is, and that it took more than six days to bring about man. Friend, the claims of demons are so ridiculous, they make me laugh. I'm so thankful that God has gifted me with faith, so that I can ignore all the evidence these demons contrive. I know there is a God, because who else could author one book that contains everything I need to know?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Mormoni is obviously an alien. From the same species as Scientiology's Xenu. And we all know so-called "aliens" of the non-illegal type are demons. Mormons, like Scientologists are adept warlocks and witches with there magic undies, necromancer priesthood, demonic pantheon and outer space worlds full of "celestrial" baby's daddy. Could you imagine if blacks and mexicans ever took to the stars? That's what Mormons want to become. Just populating whole planets with demon spawn with their multiple sex partners. Can you imagine?

Well, we'd need some Luthers or Juans to look after the janitorial services of the spaceships to get us there, but that "space" stuff is all of bunch of nonsense anyway. Stars are just holes with light from heaven flooding in.

[Rev. Jamar D. Dodson]

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Well, we'd need some Luthers or Juans to look after the janitorial services of the spaceships to get us there, but that "space" stuff is all of bunch of nonsense anyway. Stars are just holes with light from heaven flooding in.

There obviously is no actual space. The sky ocean would freeze completely and then it would never rain. Or we'd be getting hail the size of cities.

I've always pondered what stars are. I know they are lights in the sky so that we can tell what time of the year it is and as a road map, but what are these lights made of. Are they within the sky ocean above the Firmament (Genesis 1:6-7), floating inverted on the surface of the sky ocean just on top of the Firmament or sunken invertedly on top of the sky ocean. Are they sparkling diamonds or just pure balls of lights. Or as you say, holes that leak light from the glory of Heaven. These questions may never be answered until the Judgement. But if it is to be figured out beforehand I have no doubt it will be by intellectuals like us.

[Carl the wop]

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Yeah, it would be great to have them say a prayer to Jesus then shoot their ass with a .44 Magnum.

Then maybe we can "unbaptize" them after they're dead for good measure, kind of like cutting the head off a joo or vampire after the stake through the heart..