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    Landover Baptist Seagull Chases off Pope's Pigeon

    I don't know who it was from here in Freehold who went over to the Vatican to mess with the Pope, but he has a good sense of humor.

    What happened was this. The Pope rents these white homing pigeons and pretends they are "peace doves". At a dramtic moment, he lets the pigeon fly and it returns to the business that rents them to be used again next week.

    Last week, someone, and I've heard it was one of our LBC members, took his trained attack seagull and it went after the Pope's pigeon. I tell you, no one has more fun than Landover Baptists.

    On A Wing And A Prayer
    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/01/28/pope-benedict-peace-dove-st-peters-square_n_2565109.html?utm_hp_ref=religion&ir=Religion
    On A Wing And A Prayer
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    Re: Landover Baptist Seagull Chases off Pope's Pigeon



    I don't know who it was, but I'd like to bake him a pie.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      Re: Landover Baptist Seagull Chases off Pope's Pigeon

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post


      I don't know who it was, but I'd like to bake him a pie.

      So would I.

      I know "someone" (not naming names) was thinking of taking a trained falcon in, but the seagull is so unsuspected!

      Kudo's

      Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
      Drama queen

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        Re: Landover Baptist Seagull Chases off Pope's Pigeon

        The seagull was obviously the property of a True Christian and had been trained to discern the evil papery that the pigeon had been subverted with.

        The pope was obviously trying to sell the dove.

        John 2:16

        And said vnto them that sold doues Take these things hence, make not my fathers house an house of merchandize.
        Isaiah 66:15

        For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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