[Marshall]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

A hornyporn cult! It's awful. I don't know how many Goths and Wiccans I have run off my land since I bought the tract where the northern fenceline is located. Apparently it was some sort of witches gathering site and not just Goths either. I have found Injun trash all over that spot like arrowheads and tommyhawks and bones. I think they used to dump their dead and their sacrifices over there because everytime I plow I find bones and things. The local Sheriff says they were old so I just plant over top of it all.

Seems that spot attracted the sinners because as soon as I fenced it in the protests and the hippy drum circles and the Witchery began. Took me almost ten years to get it quieted down. Damned Wiccans would climb my fence and when I shot rock salt at them they would actually call the law! ON ME!
Idiots. All Wiccans are idiots.

[shadow's slut (Quarantined)]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

That you name a dog Shadow, not a man.
A real nickname would be "Bob" or "Bubba" or "Skinner".

We call him Shadow because of his attitude. There's nothing else we'd rather call him.

The Bible says so, you Godless little pervert. God hates you alot.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.




Little tip: We are not interested in the perverted sadomasochistic details of your miscenogistic coupling with your pimp "shadow", nor are we interested in hearing about the demonic rituals of your coven. Jesus hates you right now, and as True Christians™ we are commanded to hate you too.
Good, I wasn't going to fill you in. Not that someone who calls me his angel would ever hurt me.
Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.


Once you accept Christ as your personal Savior© and turn your nigra master over to the police, I'm sure you'll find yourself smothered in God's Blessings.

Whoever told you he was my "master?" You have no idea what he's like, therefore you can leave your misconceptions out of this. Second, he's done nothing to warrent him being arrested, thank you very much!

[Marshall]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

His attitude is shadowy like a mafia guy?
Or he acts like a shadow, lurking and looking up womens dresses in the park?

Whats his God given name?

[shadow's slut (Quarantined)]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

I won't tell you his name, appologies. And we call him that because he has the habit of blending in with the shadows and walking with the silent feet of a ghost.

[Marshall]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Light in the loafers, I hear you.
We at Landover have many ways to teach the Unsaved the True Christian(TM) path to Heaven. One is our Ex-Negro Ministry and another is out Ex-Homosexual Deprogramming Service. Maybe "Shadow" could benefit from both.

No matter really, as a Wiccan male(warlock) he is ensured a tormented eternity in Hell after Jesus finally kills him and casts his soul into the fire.

[shadow's slut (Quarantined)]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

One, he is not a wiccan and not in need of your help. Two a male wiccan is just called a wiccan. Not a warlock. "Warlock" is Scottish for "oath breaker" and it is offensive.

[Marshall]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Wicca breaks all the rules of the Bible so it fits.
Why does a black fella speak Scottish?
Thats weird.

Being a colored guy and having people call you "shadow" seems like it might be offensive too. Might want to be more sensitive before Al Sharpton comes down on you.

[shadow's slut (Quarantined)]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

He doesn't speak Scottish, but I know that one word in Scottish. And he's the one who came up with the nickname. They call me Winter.

[Marshall]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Is that because you're frigid?
Bill calls Hillary "Iceberg".

[shadow's slut (Quarantined)]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Again, it's attitude. It's my cold and distant personality to anyone that I don't call friend. That and I can never keep my hands warm.

[Marshall]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

I read that smoking weed leads to poor circulation, as does morbid obesity both of which cause cold hands and feet. We at Landover do not approve of your lifestyle, "life partner", witchery. Satanism, drug addiction, or uppitiness. You need to seriously give your life an evaluation and come to the risen Saviour for forgiveness. Grovel and beg His approval and for Gods sake, lose some weight. Jesus hates a fatbody.

[shadow's slut (Quarantined)]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

I am not fat (I weigh 116lbs. as a matter of fact), I do not smoke weed and you cannot change who I love. I will always, always love Shadow with all my heart.

[Marshall]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Second Corinthians chapter 6, verse fourteen says

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?"

Interraciality is a sin. Are you so unattractive that all you can do is settle for a black guy named "shadow"? Can't you find a proper man?

[shadow's slut (Quarantined)]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Not one who is ready to defend my honor like the knight of so long ago. No one has chivilry (excuse the atrocious spelling) anymore. Most men only want one thing and it's not something that I, being a woman of some dignity, am willing to give.

[Marshall]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

But settling for the first black guy who likes you is selling yourself short.
Did you even try looking for a white boy? Be honest.