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  • ChristianInNC
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2009
    • 247

    #601
    Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

    Originally posted by Thetruewicca View Post
    I'm the real Wicca. Spells, hexes, charms and Satan worshiping. I want to take down the false "chirstian" ways and put up the real. And I truly hope you guys find the truth in this.

    iam iacio super vos a vomica a hex , quod a alica ut mos solvo , totus contemno illa populus partis pro everto , vos vadum caveo. Is mos adeo smite vos , quod vindico.

    So, you ADMIT to worshipping satan - AND want to establish "real" Christianity? Your idea of this is satan worship?

    By any chance do you have good health insurance? I recommend a cat scan and intense psycho-therapy.

    When you get your mind right, get right with God! Praise!
    Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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    • Krusty-Nicole
      Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
      • Mar 2009
      • 157

      #602
      Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

      Originally posted by Thetruewicca View Post

      iam iacio super vos a vomica a hex , quod a alica ut mos solvo , totus contemno illa populus partis pro everto , vos vadum caveo. Is mos adeo smite vos , quod vindico.
      No spells and charms.They are big awful sins.

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      • Krusty-Nicole
        Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
        • Mar 2009
        • 157

        #603
        Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Father,
        In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

        Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

        In Jesus name I pray..
        Amen
        Amen.
        Prayse Jesus The Lord Allmighty!

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        • ThetruewiccaFool
          Unsaved trash, Jap Demon Worshiper
          • Mar 2009
          • 11

          #604
          Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

          Hexes and spells have been a major part of all True Christian Society since Satan decided to have a little fun with the people who call themselves "christian". Unfortunately many people do not know this. They (meaning you and the other morons) have been mislead by several horny old men standing around cities in Palestine and Jew land saying "we should get together to see if we can trick thousands of souls into worshiping a fake deity." Satan is the only way to live in this world.

          Per totus res spiritus incendia. Cultus is quod habitum is propinquus. Per totus res spiritus aer. Cultus is quod habitum is propinquus. Per totus res spiritus aequora. Cultus is quod habitum is propinquus. Per totus res spiritus orbis terrarum. Cultus is quod habitum is propinquus. Illa res empower mihi , planto mihi validus. Temerarius illa lacuna.
          I'm the tool of satan.

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          • ThetruewiccaFool
            Unsaved trash, Jap Demon Worshiper
            • Mar 2009
            • 11

            #605
            Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

            Originally posted by ChristianInNC View Post
            So, you ADMIT to worshipping satan - AND want to establish "real" Christianity? Your idea of this is satan worship?

            By any chance do you have good health insurance? I recommend a cat scan and intense psycho-therapy.

            When you get your mind right, get right with God! Praise!
            I also admit to the other things on this site. Not bathing, sexual human sacrifice, animal sacrifice, wearing mold caked silver jewelry. Almost all of it is true.
            I'm the tool of satan.

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            • Nurse Clampett
              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 974

              #606
              Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

              Originally posted by Thetruewicca View Post
              I also admit to the other things on this site. Not bathing, sexual human sacrifice, animal sacrifice, wearing mold caked silver jewelry. Almost all of it is true.
              I didn't know being a crack-head attention whore was part of satan's sign up program.
              Luke 5:31
              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #607
                Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

                Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
                Amen.
                Prayse Jesus The Lord Allmighty!
                Good. You have released yourself from Catholicism. PRAISE JESUS!
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • ThetruewiccaFool
                  Unsaved trash, Jap Demon Worshiper
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 11

                  #608
                  Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

                  You would be surprised what I went through during my initiation period. It's a fair standard that all Wiccans go through this: first came the fasting for months on end, a test of your bodily strength, then locked in a five by five room for two consecutive months, a true test of mental strength, and last, you get to have sex with every member of the circle of what is comprised mostly of guys with nice bodies. I'm sure you people would enjoy it as much as I did. Now each month we initiate a new member on the full moon, roughly thirteen a year. Then just to mock the "christians" around us we throw up a cross and put pentacles and small skeletons on it then we burn it down to the ground while the town looks on. It is alot of fun.
                  I'm the tool of satan.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #609
                    Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

                    Originally posted by Thetruewicca View Post
                    You would be surprised what I went through during my initiation period. It's a fair standard that all Wiccans go through this: first came the fasting for months on end, a test of your bodily strength, then locked in a five by five room for two consecutive months, a true test of mental strength, and last, you get to have sex with every member of the circle of what is comprised mostly of guys with nice bodies. I'm sure you people would enjoy it as much as I did. Now each month we initiate a new member on the full moon, roughly thirteen a year. Then just to mock the "christians" around us we throw up a cross and put pentacles and small skeletons on it then we burn it down to the ground while the town looks on. It is alot of fun.
                    It's not as much fun as we have. We use real wickedans if any are still alive after the hunt.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • ThetruewiccaFool
                      Unsaved trash, Jap Demon Worshiper
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 11

                      #610
                      Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

                      Most of today's Wiccans worship that stupid "earth based horned god" and "goddess". The only real Wiccans anymore are the Satanist like me.
                      I'm the tool of satan.

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                      • Krusty-Nicole
                        Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 157

                        #611
                        Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        Good. You have released yourself from Catholicism. PRAISE JESUS!
                        So may I have my original nickanme back? LOL


                        I woudn't give up on being Catholic for any means.

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                        • Krusty-Nicole
                          Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 157

                          #612
                          Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

                          Originally posted by Thetruewicca View Post
                          Most of today's Wiccans worship that stupid "earth based horned god" and "goddess". The only real Wiccans anymore are the Satanist like me.
                          Its the other way round.

                          And being a Wiccan or Satanist won't bring you anything good.
                          Satan is using you now but when you will be on the path between Heave and Hell he will spit on your face and send you to a lava shower. That can't be fun. Satan does never offer presents...unless they entertain himself. So be aware of what you're doing.
                          Jesus is the way.

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                          • ThetruewiccaFool
                            Unsaved trash, Jap Demon Worshiper
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 11

                            #613
                            Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

                            Jesus is a lie just like God. The only deity anyone should worship is the great Satan. He empowers all of us including you. He wants you to follow your fake ways so he can see the look on your faces when you finally see Him. And as for the lava shower, more and more people are figuring out that they would rather endure that than go through a life without the great "sins." Trust me it will be worth it if you convert like the smarter morons.
                            I'm the tool of satan.

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                            • Krusty-Nicole
                              Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 157

                              #614
                              Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

                              Originally posted by Thetruewicca View Post
                              Jesus is a lie just like God. The only deity anyone should worship is the great Satan. He empowers all of us including you. He wants you to follow your fake ways so he can see the look on your faces when you finally see Him. And as for the lava shower, more and more people are figuring out that they would rather endure that than go through a life without the great "sins." Trust me it will be worth it if you convert like the smarter mormons.
                              Thank you for your kind invitation, but I'm happy and fullfilled the way I am.

                              I will pray for you. To Jesus.

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                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9323

                                #615
                                Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

                                Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
                                Thank you for your kind invitation, but I'm happy and fullfilled the way I am.

                                I will pray for you. To Jesus.
                                Kristy, there may be hope for you yet. We shall enjoy your continued participation until you have given up the worship of the false fish-head god you catlicks throw money to and become a TRUE CHRISTIAN(TM).
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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