[Eugene Hackwith]

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I spend a lot of time cleaning my shotguns, so there's usually one lying disassembled on the table in my porch. When those types of people drop by, I just get to cleaning a gun while looking them straight in the eyes. I don't speak, I don't smile, because I don't need to. They usually understand pretty quickly that I don't want them around. This works for Jehovah's Witnesses, door to door salespeople, and nosy neighbors.

[Justina Thyme]

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I spend a lot of time cleaning my shotguns, so there's usually one lying disassembled on the table in my porch. When those types of people drop by, I just get to cleaning a gun while looking them straight in the eyes. I don't speak, I don't smile, because I don't need to. They usually understand pretty quickly that I don't want them around. This works for Jehovah's Witnesses, door to door salespeople, and nosy neighbors.

That would work for me, too, Brother.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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That would work for me, too, Brother.

Why don't you just sic a lint demon on them?

[Wide-Open]

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A ward is a protective spiritual barrier.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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That is a picture of warts, not a ward.

[Justina Thyme]

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Why don't you just sic a lint demon on them?

They're not something I tend to keep around the house.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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They're not something I tend to keep around the house.

Looks like they tend to congregate and/or breed in your clothes dryer...

[Justina Thyme]

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Looks like they tend to congregate and/or breed in your clothes dryer...

That is not my clothes dryer. That picture was taken at the home of a family here in Freehold just before the Lord, by using me, delivered them of the DEMONS within them and in their household.

You're also wrong on several other points: They do not breed, and I do not summon them (that would be SORCERY!). I cast them out in the Name of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior. GLORY!

[Dark Angel]

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Have you even bleed before? Have you ever seen blood?

If you are too stupid to distinguish between ketchup and blood I don't think you have the visual nor intellectual capacity to help out Mother Glendie.

The only thing those Jehovah's Witnesses are going to think is that sweet Glendora is some kind of retard who doesn't know how to use a bottle of ketchup. Are those weirdos afraid of retards? Did they run from you when you displayed your mental limitations to them?

You'd be surprised how many Jehovah's Witnesses cannot tell the difference between ketchup and blood.
If she wants to go with realistic-looking blood without going to the butcher's, then she could buy some fake stage blood. Most school theatre departments have a bottle or two for various plays.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You'd be surprised how many Jehovah's Witnesses cannot tell the difference between ketchup and blood.
If she wants to go with realistic-looking blood without going to the butcher's, then she could buy some fake stage blood. Most school theatre departments have a bottle or two for various plays.

You can also stock up when the dollar stores have it in October, or go to a party supply/costume shop where they pretty much have it year-round.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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You'd be surprised how many Jehovah's Witnesses cannot tell the difference between ketchup and blood.

Let me guess. YOU are a Jehovah's Witless.

[Dark Angel]

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Let me guess. YOU are a Jehovah's Witless.

No way!!
Michael Jackson was raised a Jehovah's Witness and everyone knows how he ended up.

[Nobar King]

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This is appropriate for this thread:

[Skeeter C]

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[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Ding Dong