"Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

Fiddle-faddle. I know all that 'if thou art not an xtian thou art a child of the devil' stuff, that doesn't change the fact that it's in your eyes only.

There are those of us who don't believe that bible nonsense, you know. And I know you'll argue that we still are 'evil by default', and argue that all you like, but that's not the point here.

The point is that not everyone adheres to the codes and strictures of your belief, and my point was that these fluffy bunnies worship themselves.
So yeah...that was my point....I think.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

Well, I must say, this is a new one. I always thought LV-an Satanists worshipped themselves.

As an unsaved, Christ-hating heathen, you couldn't be expected to know this, but anyone who doesn't worship Jesus in exactly the way He specifies is worshiping the devil by proxy:

Luk 11:23 He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.

So if you worship a rabbit, or if you worship yourself, whether in the manner of Anton LaVey or that russkie atheist harlot Ayn Rand, you're really worshiping the devil. So it's all the same thing, really.

Also, the satanists tip their hands when they name themselves after any animal that the Old Testament calls unclean.

Finally, I showed Mrs. Rogers' excellent post to my unsaved accountant in an attempt (possibly futile) to keep him from becoming even more unsaved than he is already. He said that you could get a spiked collar like that rather inexpensively at any homer bondage store in town. That makes me glad I'm not on his Christmas list, but getting back on topic, it just goes to show you the underlying unity of all things that Jesus hates.

[SUV]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

What Evil Rodents they are indeed! Just look at those black, staring eyes!

Bless you, Mrs. Rogers, for warning us of this new Occasion of Sin.

PS If we can find the place they all Congregate together, I suggest we Stone them.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist

Well, I must say, this is a new one. I always thought LV-an Satanists worshipped themselves.
So is the bunny meant to represent themselves or something? Or is it an offering? Would they have to kill it and eat it or just feed it and honor it?
*snicker*

[Mrs. Rogers]

Dear ones, I have new and somewhat disturbing information regarding those lost souls who identify as LaVeyan Satanist. If one braves their boards - in an attempt to bring them the message of Christ's Gift of Eternal Life© - one will see strange posts whereby they say the words "fluffy bunny" (or the plural "bunnies", if they are addressing two or more of their comrades; an exciting event within any satanic forum, ie having more than two people online at any given time). The secret language of the damned is mysterious to say the least, but I believe that after much prayer I have indeed cracked their blasphemous bunny code.

They say dog owners look like their dogs; is it possible LV Satanists look like that which they sacrifice (or perhaps honour, in addition to their Dark Lord)?

It would appear that the inverted pentagram - with only five points, a poor man's version of the devillish JOO star of David - isn't actually representative of a randy old goat after all; what we thought were horns are in fact rabbit ears, as demonstrated above.

And for all their Hell-inducing faults, there aren't many youngsters more earnest than the budding LaVeyan ...

... perhaps there is hope for them after all, if we can somehow appeal to their fluffy little minds? However, I don't hold much hope for those satanists who play dress-up with their mum's tablecloth - a sure sign they are beyond redemption.