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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #1

    Who Killed Mohammad?

    Was it Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the meat axe, the Jewess in the tent with the poison lamb (or was it goat), or Obama with a drone (or was it listening to Obama droning on with the teleprompter)?

    Everyone is entertained by a good murder mystery, although the seventh century was a little early for film noir. A good episode of Columbo or Hawaii Five-O will keep every Christian on the edge of our seats.

    The false prophet moohammed (piss be upon him) always wanted to die a martyr and presumably collect his reward of the 72 virgins but allah probably didn’t see it that way - observing the moohammed already had enough virgins in this life.

    Today's lesson is both entertaining and instructive should you ever encounter a mooselimb and feel obliged to confront them with the facts.




    QUESTIONS

    1) If Muhammad were a real prophet of God, why didn't he catch the poison before he ate it?

    2) If you believe that it was God's will for Muhammad to have eaten the poison, along with Bishr, why then did Muhammad try to get well? Even Gabriel prayed for Muhammad to get better, but Allah didn't answer that prayer either.

    3) Why did Gabriel not know the will of Allah? Why would Gabriel pray if Allah had decided death?

    4) Why did Muhammad force the other Muslims to drink the medicine he was given? One of them was one of his wives, and she was fasting. He forced her to break her fast and drink the medicine as well. Doesn't this sound vindictive and petty?

    5) Why, when just before his death, did Muhammad have to utter a curse upon the Christians and the Jews? Wouldn't it have been better for Muhammad to pray for guidance for them? This also sounds like a jealous, bitter prayer to Allah. Muhammad prayed for and uttered curses instead of asking Allah to guide people.

    6) Why would pleurisy, which is a normal infection of the lung membrane, be considered to be from Satan, but being poisoned would not be from Satan?

    CONCLUSION

    Muhammad was not a real prophet, he was a false prophet. He died as a result of eating poison that he didn't know about. The poisoned lamb "spoke" to him too late. Only when he realized he was dying did Muhammad "spiritualize" his suffering and coming death. Prior to that he tried to get well.

    Moses knew about his coming death (Deut 34:1-5). Jesus also knew of His future death (Mark 8:32, 32). Yet Muhammad was in the dark until he himself realized he was going to die.

    Paul the apostle was bitten by a poisonous snake (Acts 28:1-6), but Paul suffered no ill effects from the bite. God had his hand of protection on Paul, to finish the work laid out for him. Muhammad died so suddenly that there was confusion as to would be the next ruler of the Islamic state. To this day, part of that confusion remains. The Islamic world is divided in part because of this issue (Shia vs. Sunni). Wouldn't Allah, who abhors division within the Ummah have protected Muhammad long enough to insure that his state remain unified, and a clearly defined successor be named?

    Jesus predicted false prophets would come into the world and mislead many (Matthew 24:24). Muhammad was such a false prophet. Both Jesus and Moses knew God face to face, Muhammad only had a spirit or angel he called "Gabriel" speaking to him. In the end, even this angel's prayers were not answered by Allah. Could it be that this "Gabriel" was preaching a false religion (Galatians 1:8) to Muhammad? Could Gabriel have been a deceptive demon or Satan himself?

    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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  • WWJDnow
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 6314

    #2
    Re: Who Killed Mohammad?

    I just wish whoever it was had killed Mohammad a few years earlier. Then we wouldn't be at war with the Muslim world today. It's the same old story that the liberals don't want us to hear--fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here.
    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Who Killed Mohammad?

      Islam sure is a silly religion. None of it makes sense and their moon-god never does anything to show he cares.

      They are the great Unreached Peoples. Sadly, they're mostly too ignorant to know when they are being reached, or what to do if the Gospel does reach them.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: Who Killed Mohammad?

        I think it was this guy (or his cousin, Mr. Bombvest:
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        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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