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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12732
    #1

    Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage

    Twenty thousand Godless people, obsessed with sex, gathered at Stonehenge for a summer solstice orgy. Thankfully, police were there to break up the event and put some degree of moral integrety on things.

    Why this many people think it is legal to gather and celebrate Satan is beyond me.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/21/stonehenge-summer-solstice-2013_n_3477050.html?utm_hp_ref=religion&ir=Religion
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage

      Amen, Mr. Mayor. The queers and witches live for bogus, godmocking "holidays" so they can find newer and better ways to spit in Christ's loving face.

      If it was up to me I'd have had that demon-obssessed field bulldozed long ago. Pound those rocks into gravel for the Japanese Garden I've got going in the Eastern Section of my estate.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Paragon of virtue
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2013
          • 547
          #3
          Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage

          In America...the way it used to be, at least...we have a proud tradition of using high-pressured fire hoses and noble German Shepherds to break up these rebellious hippies. It would do my heart proud to know that they used dogs such as the one below to sink their teeth into the witches and queers up at Stonehenge. We can only hope.
          Last edited by Paragon of virtue; 08-08-2013, 03:25 AM.

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            • Des
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2013
              • 2718
              #4
              Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage

              My fiendly neighborhood Wickedan is still recovering from trivial burns, which she very loudly and rudely announced to her devilish coven of overweight Stevie Nicks wannabes this morning as I was fetching the newspaper. One less affront onto God as she will not be lewdly shedding her clothing and dancing naked in Satan's Summer Solstice.
              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • Bjorn Jensen
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2012
                  • 2356
                  #5
                  Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage

                  My suggestion is to destroy that damn Stonehedge once and for all. What purpose does it serve anyway, other than being a hotspot for demonic worship and forninaction?

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                    • Paragon of virtue
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2013
                      • 547
                      #6
                      Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage

                      UnGodly Rock n' Roll bands have long since worshiped Stonehenge.

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                        • Dr Laurence Niles
                          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                           
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 9063
                          #7
                          Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage

                          Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                          UnGodly Rock n' Roll bands have long since worshiped Stonehenge.

                          Well the joke is one them: if God steps in to ruin your concert (and let's face it the whole set looked stupid) you know you are on an express elevator to Hell, going down!

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • Thinks Design
                              Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 366
                              #8
                              Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage

                              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                              Well the joke is one them: if God steps in to ruin your concert (and let's face it the whole set looked stupid) you know you are on an express elevator to Hell, going down!

                              YIC
                              The irony of this post is turned up to 11. Not every Christian has had a sense of humour bypass.

                              I whore for Satan

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                                • FreeFromBrains
                                  Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
                                  • May 2012
                                  • 389
                                  #9
                                  Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage

                                  Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
                                  The irony of this post is turned up to 11. Not every Christian has had a sense of humour bypass.

                                  Given the crazy shit you guys beleive in I think EVERY Christian must have a sense of humour: how else to you explain the cognitive dissonance you engage in?

                                  It's certainly not logic. Hm, bullshit, maybe?
                                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                                    • Thinks Design
                                      Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                                      • Mar 2012
                                      • 366
                                      #10
                                      Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage

                                      Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
                                      Given the crazy shit you guys beleive in I think EVERY Christian must have a sense of humour: how else to you explain the cognitive dissonance you engage in?

                                      It's certainly not logic. Hm, bullshit, maybe?
                                      I was pointing out it was a film and that 'Dr' Niles does not get that he is being made. Fool of. If you knew anything about anything you would know that.

                                      Why are you always such a wanker?

                                      ThinksDesign
                                      I whore for Satan

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                                        • FreeFromBrains
                                          Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
                                          • May 2012
                                          • 389
                                          #11
                                          Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage

                                          Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
                                          I was pointing out it was a film and that 'Dr' Niles does not get that he is being made. Fool of. If you knew anything about anything you would know that.

                                          Why are you always such a wanker?

                                          ThinksDesign
                                          I know it is a film. I've seen it loads. My point was that you are just the same as Landovites in you complete inability to accept the world for as it is and cling to outdated mythologies that do not stand up to scrutiny.

                                          I am only young but I bet I would bear you hands down at critical thinking.
                                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                                            • Johny Joe Hold
                                              Mayor of Freehold
                                               
                                              • Feb 2010
                                              • 12732
                                              #12
                                              Re: Wiccans, Whores and Homers Arrested at StoneHeage

                                              Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
                                              My point was that you are just the same as Landovites in you complete inability to accept the world for as it is and cling to outdated mythologies that do not stand up to scrutiny.
                                              Free--You refuse to accept reality. Reality is 20,000 wiccans, whores and homers gathered to worship Satan. Time for you to engage in some critical thinking.
                                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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