Latter Day Saints and Mormons

[7vincent7black7]

Greetings and God Bless,

A week ago on Tuesday, two young Latter Day Saints came to my door, I live with my mother as a full time student. They informed me they had talked to kayli, and they had a powerful eye-opening message about Jesus. It seemed like they were saying my sister was expecting them, so I informed them that no one else was home, trying my best to be respectful and not start something when I was the only one home at the time. I said they might be back, but when they asked, I evasively said I don't know when. They said they would come back the following afternoon on Wednesday.

My mom informed me they were Mormons, and believed in a man who is not a true servant of God, and believe that an angel called Moroni or however you spell it, appeared to a man in a cave and gave him this gospel which includes the belief that Jesus was not God, but an angel, which does not coincide with the word of God AT ALL. And that they don't believe that just anyone can read God's word, but that it has to be someone in the Mormon Church who cherry picks verses to teach people, and mislead them with their propaganda, and that they are the only ones who can understand God's word.

They didn't show up the following day, but this afternoon they showed up again, I was taken by suprise, so I didn't get to tell them we were not interested in their pagan false-doctrines. Instead I politely said I was home alone again, and that I didn't know when they would be home, and that life was chaotic with their schedules.

What do I do?

Are mormons servants of God, or tormentors sent by Satan?

Are they truly what I hear?

Do I act polite, when I or my mother or sister inform them we serve God, or do I concisely point out all the places in His Word that would convict them and return them from this road of damnation?

[Levi Jones]

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Are mormons servants of God, or tormentors sent by Satan?

Clearly they are tormentors sent by Satan. I think you'll find that any non-True Christian(tm) is.

Do I act polite, when I or my mother or sister inform them we serve God, or do I concisely point out all the places in His Word that would convict them and return them from this road of damnation?

Unless you are wearing the full Armor of God and are practiced at aplogetics, I would not take on a Mormon. They know their material well and they are well trained to pitch you in a way you will find inviting.

If you would like to know how it's done, watch this righteous negro destroy the Mormoney's arguments.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Stevie;

Keep in mind, mormons aren't even Christians.

I advise keeping a viscious dog in your yard.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[7vincent7black7]

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It is much worse than I thought! These people actually believe in multiple gods, instead of just the one God?! Rest assured, I definitely won't be sitting down with them any time soon. We have a young pit named Raja, who I am sure, can disconcert them at the least. Thanks for the link, there was a lot I didn't know about Mormons on there.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I'm just blown away by that Nigra not stealing their bikes.

YIC

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Are mormons servants of God, or tormentors sent by Satan?

Mormons are to Christianity what Dog the Bounty Hunter is to the search for the Higgs-boson particle.

If Mormons were any more gullible Donny Osmond would be starring in the Mission Impossible movies.

The boys from the Fightin' Irish told me after last year's game against B.Y.U. that the difference between the Mormon girls they met and police cars is that it takes two police cars to set up a roadblock!

Mormons are useful teaching foils though as they never bother to actually read the fairytale nonsense Joseph (hey I married your twelve year-old daughter) Smith concocted and foisted on the dumbest of the dumb back in the 1830's.

These folks really believe the Garden of Eden was in Missouri, that America was once home to an enormous population of Jewish descendents who built huge cities, monuments and raised vast armies of hundreds of thousands and then turned into Native Americans who somehow forgot the wheel, how to forge metals, animal husbandry and virtually every single aspect of organised society described in the highly fictitious Book of Mormon.

The reason Mormons send out second year college students as their 'missionaries' is because by age thirty even the dimmest of Utah light-bulbs starts to figure out the entire story has more obvious holes than a Rolling Stones tour party.

The next time they come to your door ask them how a hunting bow made of steel (hundreds of years before steel was produced) could work, how it could break. They cannot of course but will tell you that what counts is that they believe this nonsense and do not need anything more than that to justify their irrational support of convicted flim-flam man and magic rock expert Joesph Smith.

Avoid these folks like a six inch clitoris on a blind date.




Bless you, my curious conkerer,
Father Mo




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[WWJDnow]

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Do I act polite, when I or my mother or sister inform them we serve God, or do I concisely point out all the places in His Word that would convict them and return them from this road of damnation?

The Mormons are just another cult trying to take your cash--for them, the fact that the Devil gets your soul is just icing on the cake. My recommendation is to stay as far away from them as possible, but, if you do decide to debate them, THIS is a good website to arm yourself with the facts about their ridiculous made-up religion.

Avoid these folks like a six inch clitoris on a blind date.

Please stop posting filth like this. For God's sake, this is a CHURCH forum, not 4chan. Besides, I heard that you Catholic priests prefer them around three inches, because that reminds you of little boys.