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  • Alan Roberts Jr.
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2013
    • 24
    #16
    Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

    Worthless Catlix will provide good company for their pal Satan.

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      • Attila's Wife
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2013
        • 1941
        #17
        Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

        I'm starting to wonder if some of our senior LBC members have infiltrated the conclave that votes for these clowns - if so, then I salute them for their selflessness. If not, then the only explanation is that the Catlicks are determined to wipe themselves out, in some kind of (anti-Darwinian) natural deselection.

        I mean, first they had Pope Bennie in the Moira Shearer red shoes with the swastika-patterned soles. Whatever language he spoke, every time he opened his mouth he sounded like a character from the 1980s British World War II sitcom, 'Allo 'Allo. Nobody could take him seriously.

        Once that joke got stale, they got rid of him and replaced him with the Argie Jesuit, who seemed more dangerous at first. But what is Frankie saying? Hey, it's fine to be a bum-bandit! Never mind reproduction, which is what the Catlicks have always relied on for their numbers (because nobody in their right mind would ever CHOOSE to join them). Let's encourage our men to take it up the rear door - and, just so the women don't feel neglected, well, munch away on that rug, ladies.

        It's disgusting and repellent BUT it is very much in our interests.

        Praise the Lord!

        YiC
        AW

        2 Timothy 3:16

        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930
            #18
            Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

            Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
            And where are the papists here - laying claim to be arbiters of culture, taste, class and tradition? It might have been true during the time of being obsessed with inheriting the Roman Empire and clinging to the Latin liturgy. Then there were the glories of the Gregorian Chant, the well tempered Bach Magnificat, and the Handel oratorio that contains the longest "Amen" on record.

            Well it seems that the Prince of Darkness has brought forth something called the "Guitar Mass" for the masses. Save yourself the trouble here and take a dose of Ipecac syrup instead of clicking the "play" button.

            Guitar Mass



            Bless you too, my tambourine tapping toad.
            Oh Lord, NO! My ears! What was that jungle hopped up jungle bunny noise? And did I see a woman wearing a robe with a cross around it?

            They got some splaining to do.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

                The papists have learned from the joos, who have been using the nigra as their muscle for decades.

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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