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  • What Have the Muslims Ever Done for Us?

    My fellow Christians in the communion of Christ, in today's context this is certainly a fair question to ask. Historically, they have been nothing but trouble and a drain on the resources of civilization.

    At about the time that Moohamhead (piss be upon him) was hallucinating from drinking camel urine and inhaling the fumes of his camel dung desert campfires and coming up with his "religion of peace", the Roman Empire in the West (where the Gospels of Jesus were starting to spread) was under siege from the mongrel hordes. In the East the Roman Empire was weakened by wars with the Persians.

    If you have ever noticed that the mooselimbs always add to their pronouncements the disclaimer "allah willing"? It is because they are continually driven in their successes by the idea that their false god "allah" is behind them. The mooselimbs were successful in conquering the Arab world at the time, and exploiting the growing weakness of the old Roman Empire managed to conquer everything from Spain to China by employing a campaign of terror, killing, raping, and pillaging.

    Not to be outdone, the forces of Jesus began to fight back this menace. The Spanish finally rid their country of the mooselimbs, the famous battle of Vienna stopped the incursion of the mooselimbs into Europe, and by the end of WWI, the final caliphate of the Ottoman Empire fell. In the aftermath of all this the mooselimbs were wondering where their false god allah really was. Instead of accepting Jesus and the forces of the One True God that defeated them, they turned inward and began to have self-esteem problems that continue to the present time.

    Modern LIEberals have attempted to help them with their self-esteem problems by inventing a so-called "Golden Age of Islam" where it is posited that during their past 1,000 year reign there was unprecedented "progress" that lead to the modern world.



    Let's have a look at some of these false claims of science, progress, contributions and inventions by the mooselimbs.

    Coffee - No, Abyssinian (Christian) Monks.

    Vision - No, optical principles were found in Chinese texts from 5th Century BC.

    Chess - No, chess pieces were found in Albania dating to the 6th Century.

    Flying - No, kites in China 3,000 years ago.

    Bathing - No, soap like material was found in excavations from ancient Babylon.

    Distillation - No, Indus Valley 3,000 BC and the Greeks distilled turpentine.

    The crank-shaft - No, known to the Chinese of the Han Dynasty.

    Quilting - No, origins can be traced to ancient China and Egypt.

    Architecture - No, concrete, glass, arches and domes were Roman inventions.

    Instruments - No, Greek and Roman physicians in the Classical World had surgical instruments.

    The windmill - No, already established craft in Persia, pre-dating the presence of Islam.

    Inoculation - No, smallpox inoculation in China from text written in 1549.

    The fountain pen - No, quill pens in Egypt 4,000 years ago.

    The system of numbering - No, the system of numbering we use today (the digits 0 to 9) was invented in India.

    Three course meal - No, that one goes to the Romans.

    Carpets - No, earliest known are from Siberia dating to the 5th Century BC.

    The modern cheque - No, Romans and Chinese take the prize here.

    Earth is round - No, Greeks (Eratosthenes) measured the circumference of the earth in 240 BC.

    Gunpowder - No, everyone knows it was the Chinese.

    Gardens
    - No, there is the legendary Hanging Gardens of Babylon, Egyptians, Romans and others.

    Source: http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Islamic_In...ange_The_World
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    Re: What Have the Muslims Ever Done for Us?

    The only thing islam ever gave us was an excuse to establish the Holy Department of Homeland Security of America. To all those Christian Warriors in the field, protecting freedom, I salute you!



    Thanks Boys!


    Yours in Him
    DAM
    Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
    Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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    • #3
      Re: What Have the Muslims Ever Done for Us?

      They gave us long security lines in airports, having to take off our shoes, and get a full, humiliating body scan.

      Thank you, you power-hungry, terrorism-obsessed Muslims! Thanks for NUTHIN'!





      I pray your children resist your brainwashing
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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