What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

[mark316]

Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

Atheist can think for themselves & don't need

2000 year old desert fairy tales to guide them in life.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

Let us not forget the major Atheist obsession; butt sex, growing beards and internet porn. ALL Atheists are utterly obsessed with butt sex because they KNOW it offends God because Jesus repeats this message over and over again in the Synoptic Gospels.

Is this why they make their playgrounds so offensive? To convince children anal penetration is "fun"?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

Let us not forget the major Atheist obsession; butt sex, growing beards and internet porn. ALL Atheists are utterly obsessed with butt sex because they KNOW it offends God because Jesus repeats this message over and over again in the Synoptic Gospels.

[Felicity]

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Atheists smell bad!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.

You're mistaken, dear. The only thing that makes other so-called "Christians" look bad is themselves. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on the perversion of sodomy, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can'e even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on divorce, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on who deserves Hell, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" befriend filthy, rebellious atheists, they look like idiots. So you see, we don't make them look bad. They do that to themselves.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.

You will keep a civil tongue when addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™, even women.

I also haven't seen a thread from you in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Masterdebater]

Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.

Some recent statistics to go with this thread:

87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement

And of course...
100% of atheists have a mental disorder
source

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

Some recent statistics to go with this thread:

87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement

And of course...
100% of atheists have a mental disorder
source

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

I love these posters!

I did some community service at the local public schools the other day and pasted these every ten to 15 feet.

With epoxy.

Not that wishy washy, cafeteria Christian, water based crap.

God Bless
DAM

[Pastor Ezekiel]