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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

    Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
    Did you see what God did just with this Mexican Fatty? Rocked his world!

    Disgusting

    Dead Fatty
    That dead greaser is lucky he had a friend with a truck. Otherwise he'd have ended up inside a million tacos.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
    Did you see what God did just with this Mexican Fatty? Rocked his world!



    Disgusting

    Dead Fatty
    Wouldn't it have been more cost-effective to cut him into pieces that would fit through the door, and truck them directly to the biodiesel rendering plant?

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  • Ebenezer Wright
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    Did you see what God did just with this Mexican Fatty? Rocked his world!

    JUAREZ, Mexico (Oct. 8) - A 990-pound, bedridden man who had appealed on Mexican television for help tackling his weight problem died Tuesday of heart failure, his family said.
    Emergency officials had to knock down Jose Luis Garza's bedroom wall and put him in the back of a friend's pickup truck to take him to a hospital as he fought for his life. The 47-year-old was pronounced dead on arrival.
    Disgusting

    Dead Fatty

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by ChubbyChaser View Post
    Gluttony is a sin but it still doesn't mean that that person is going to hell. Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God" What about that? Are you throwing that out?
    If you bothered to read this site OR the Bible, you'd know that only Saved© True Christians™ will enter Heaven.

    Yes, all have sinned; we True Christians™ are washed clean of all sin by Jesus. After being Saved©, a Christian is not capable of sinning any more.

    For example, or own Sister Victory once weighed over 400 pounds! She knew she was worthless and despised by God, but instead of prayer, she assuaged her guilt with food.

    Finally, she admitted her inherent evil and worthless nature to Jesus, and begged Him to forgive her for being a sinful cow. He did! He accepted her apologies for being a filthy human, and erased the slate of her past sins!

    Now that she is no longer a revolting glutton, wallowing in sin, Mallomars, self-loathing, and Twinkies, she has dropped over 100 pounds.

    Pray for the fat people too!
    Indeed, I pray every day that fat people and Chubby Chasers alike will find Jesus today, instead of once again rushing to the counter to order from the McDonald's Dollar Value Menu, with a $20 bill clutched in their bloated fingers.

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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    Originally posted by ChubbyChaser View Post
    OHHH! I forgot that only "FAT" people commit violent crimes!! I forgot that there is never any skinny people who kill people!! Hitler must have been an 400 pound "fat" person that killed 6 million plus people!! He must have been fat because no "normal" sized person could ever do such a thing!
    Hey lardass, here's another thread that explains why God hates people like you.



    Take your enormous God-mocking butt elsewhere!

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Originally posted by ChubbyChaser View Post
    OHHH! I forgot that only "FAT" people commit violent crimes!! I forgot that there is never any skinny people who kill people!! Hitler must have been an 400 pound "fat" person that killed 6 million plus people!! He must have been fat because no "normal" sized person could ever do such a thing!

    Fat people are too lazy to commit crimes and besides, don't you fat asses get winded easily?

    Have another Twinkie Sow.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Are you one of those "fatty rights" activists?

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  • ChubbyChaser
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    OHHH! I forgot that only "FAT" people commit violent crimes!! I forgot that there is never any skinny people who kill people!! Hitler must have been an 400 pound "fat" person that killed 6 million plus people!! He must have been fat because no "normal" sized person could ever do such a thing!

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    The sad thing about salad bar "Christians" is that they avoid actual salad bars as vigorously as they avoid the Bible.

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  • ChubbyChaser
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    You so called "christians" aren't acting Christian by saying God hates fat people. The Bible says in John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." my point is It doesn't say "Only skinny people will make it in!! Clearly you are taking a scripture from the old testement and taking it COMPLETELY out of context!! Gluttony is a sin but it still doesn't mean that that person is going to hell. Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God" What about that? Are you throwing that out? Some people aren't even trying to be "fat" but have a disease that they may have gotten through an ancester. You need to get off your soapboxes and instead of saying all of this which is completely taken out of context and get on your knees and pray!! Pray for the fat people too!

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  • Ebenezer Wright
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    Originally posted by Dragula View Post
    Yeah I read your promotion of bullemia and anorexia.
    See what these fatties are capable of.... trouble!!

    Half-ton woman indicted in slaying of nephew, 2
    They are having trouble coming up with a way to jail such a large beast!!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Dragula View Post
    What is the fifth commandment?
    Read Genesis 4:9 and 4:10.
    Pal, we go by the entire book, not just a few cherry-picked verses.

    Read the Bible, demon.

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  • Dragula
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    What is the fifth commandment?
    Read Genesis 4:9 and 4:10.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Originally posted by Duckula View Post
    God loves all people. It says in the bible, "he who hates another person in his heart is guilty of MURDER"!
    John 3:16
    For God LOVED the world so much that he gave his one and only son so that whoever believes in him will not perish but have everlasting life.
    Would you be so good as to remind me Who said this: Lu:14:26: "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."?

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  • Dragula
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    Yeah I read your promotion of bullemia and anorexia.

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