[krunsch]

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So God hates fat people? Then look at this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_States#Caucasian

The United States has the second highest rate, behind Mexico, of obesity for large countries.

Second highest rate, huh? The USA, God's own country? Buahahahaha....

[John Creeser]

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"Read the Bible,demon"? What is wrong with you people I sincerely hope you're kidding with this post.

Do we look like we're joking? Have you noticed the post counts of the True Christian(tm) members? We take spreading the Word very serious, I see you do not. I will pray you find the path to Salvation and avoid an eternity in HELL!!

[BlackRabbit]

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Pal, we go by the entire book, not just a few cherry-picked verses.

Read the Bible, demon.

"Read the Bible,demon"? What is wrong with you people I sincerely hope you're kidding with this post.

[Basilissa]

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But if God hates fat people do he hate the united states then???

There are no fat Americans. We are just big and strong, just as our Godly country is big and strong.

[God Save The Jews]

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The obese make me sick. They should repent and accept the LORD.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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So I went to my favorite clothing store (owned by a Christian) and while searching for something for Sunday's services, a disgustingly fat guy came in and grabbed one of the donuts that are on the counter for the normal size patrons, then while stuffing his face with it, he asked "Do you have suits in 66 portly?"

Righteous indignation welled up in the clerk and she said, "Go away, you piece of portly person fat, and take these donuts with you. Never show your face in here again." He took the donuts, said, "Gee, thanks," and left. The other patrons in the store all went out to point and laugh since he could barely fit in his Fiat 500.

It was heartwarming to see the clerk care about her fit customers and not make us put up with the sweaty, mean fat man.

In Brotherly, Fit Love,
Brother Larry

I confidently expect belly wheels and the so called League of Fatties (no, I don't understand modern slang, either) to start a crime spree anytime soon.

It's a sad days for Christians everywhere.

YIC

[Brother Larry]

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So I went to my favorite clothing store (owned by a Christian) and while searching for something for Sunday's services, a disgustingly fat guy came in and grabbed one of the donuts that are on the counter for the normal size patrons, then while stuffing his face with it, he asked "Do you have suits in 66 portly?"

Righteous indignation welled up in the clerk and she said, "Go away, you piece of portly person fat, and take these donuts with you. Never show your face in here again." He took the donuts, said, "Gee, thanks," and left. The other patrons in the store all went out to point and laugh since he could barely fit in his Fiat 500.

It was heartwarming to see the clerk care about her fit customers and not make us put up with the sweaty, mean fat man.

In Brotherly, Fit Love,
Brother Larry

[Brother Larry]

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But if God hates fat people do he hate the united states then???
Why is this religion so mean?!?!

God does not hate the USA.

But my real reason for responding to you is to rebuke you for using poor grammar on God's favorite forum.

You should have said, "But if God hates fat people, does he hate the United States?" I would have responded as follows:

God does not hate the USA.

And I wouldn't have rebuked you.

Later!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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But if God hates fat people do he hate the united states then???
Why is this religion so mean?!?!

Fat people quite frankly deserve all they get.

Leviticus 3:17 17 It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat nor blood.

Jesus does not want people stuffing their pie holes with fatty junk food

Fat people are greedy, lazy, and feckless. They lie about what they eat, they look down on normal people because they think they are better. They spend their days fantasising about food binges, they speed about the place on those Rascles and cause a nuisance, upsetting other people.

They Bible tells us Jesus hates them.

Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

They sweat and stink more than normal folk but claim it is "part of their culture". They talk in loud voices and make a mess.

If fat people had an ounce of Christian decency they would not be fat.

YIC

[James Hutchins]

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But if God hates fat people do he hate the united states then???

God Loves the US of A. The fat people here are all ethnic people from foreign countries, many of them, are cheese eating swish.

Why is this religion so mean?!?!

Is wanting to yank you from the Fires of Hell mean? Is the everlasting desire to keep your rectum free and clear of demons mean? Is a persistent and non-stop beratement to get you to see the Truth about that speacial meessage I ahve for you about Jesus mean? Or would you rather everyone left you alone so you can dhoot your pot and have homofaqual sexual relations with the coloreds in dank alleys?

[ProudAtheist!:)]

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But if God hates fat people do he hate the united states then???
Why is this religion so mean?!?!

[Barry]

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[James Hutchins]

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Friend, you are fat because you are a glutton. Here is what God thinks of Gluttons:
Amos 6:4-7
4 That lie upon beds of ivory, and stretch themselves upon their couches, and eat the lambs out of the flock, and the calves out of the midst of the stall;
5 That chant to the sound of the viol, and invent to themselves instruments of musick, like David;
6 That drink wine in bowls, and anoint themselves with the chief ointments: but they are not grieved for the affliction of Joseph.
7 Therefore now shall they go captive with the first that go captive, and the banquet of them that stretched themselves shall be removed.

Psalm 78:18
And they tempted God in their heart by asking meat for their lust.

Philippians 3:19
Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.)

This is how strongly Jesus is opposed to you. Tell me friend, are you willing to do as He asks? Are you really a Christian or are you one of those weak kneed, fluffy bunny, I think about God only so people think I am good people?
Proverbs 23:2
And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.

I only tell you these absolute Godly Truths because I care about your rotund soul.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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My grandpa is very overweight because he has ankle and knee problems.

Are you sure he doesn't have ankle and knee problems BECAUSE he is overweight?

He eats healthy,he always has. He does not glutton all the time like you people are saying all fat people do. My grandpa is also a pastor. He has been one for most of his life.

Then why isn't he out there preaching the Gospel by the sweat of his brow, burning calories?

It is so hard for him to walk that is not only because he is overweight, it's because when he was thinner he had the same problem. So, in result of no exercise he gains the weight. My grandpa is in the hospital now, because he was attending a funeral to preach at, and his robe was long and fell in the dressing room, he was on the floor for a long time. Someone eventually found him. He broke his wrist, and ankle, and had to get surgery on both. He is in rehab now. God does not hate my grandpa.

Are you sure God isn't trying to kill your old gramps like he did the disgusting fat slob Eglon (Judges 3:12-30)?

He may be overweight but The Lord loves everyone the same. I don't know why you all are saying these ungodly things but apparently you were not taught correctly about The Lord. You all are wrong. God loves everyone equally. We are his children.

Mary has already rebuked this silliness, so I needn't waste my time doing it. In this church, we value Bible adherence, not traditions of men or clichés or platitudes or other nonsense (see Matthew 15:1-20).

FYI: If you will actually read the Bible, you can avoid making stupid, lovey-dovey statements like this that don't conform to it.

Yours in Him,

Pastor Ed

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I don't know why you all are saying these ungodly things but apparently you were not taught correctly about The Lord. You all are wrong. God loves everyone equally. We are his children.

“God loves everyone” is the greatest lie ever told! Why, you might as well say “God Is Imaginary, Just Do Nice Things For Your Fellow Man!"

"And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you:
for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
Leviticus 20:23

"And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images,
and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols,
and my soul shall abhor you."
Leviticus 26:30

"And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them,
because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
Deuteronomy 32:19

"The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
Psalm 5:5

"Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing:
the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
Psalm 5:6

"For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous,
whom the LORD abhorreth."
Psalm 10:3

"The LORD trieth the righteous:
but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
Psalm 11:5

Still think God loves everyone?

You might be interested in one of our most popular sermons: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

It should clear up some of your misunderstandings.