Wickers spit Baby Jesus in the face (and eat a few others)

[Wide-Open]

Yes friends, it's that time of the year again. Wiccans and witches doing their "solstice" thing whilst having an orgy of blood and gore and wanton sex.

They might not pray to statues, but they do worship a bunch of old stones that should have been removed 2000 years ago.

30,000 of them, and no one to stop them. Even our Lord must have been tired, because he only plagued them with a bit of rain.

Perhaps we can do a mission to Ireland next year to stop this unGodly nonsense?

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While rain dogged this year's summer solstice at Stonehenge, some 30,000 people still turned out to witness the sun rise on the longest day - the highest turnout in five years.

We all know that "solstice" means "eating baby livers" in Wiccanspeak. End Times or not, we True Christians™ need to act. We need to show these witches that we mean business.

I'll lead the way with a powerful prayer:

"Dear Jesus,
Please stop these horrible toothless people,
whenever you feel like it Lord.
May the stones of Stonehenge
be crushed by a dwarf.
Think of the children.
Amen."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Wickers spit Baby Jesus in the face (and eat a few others)

Anything BUT Jesus for these pervert witches, huh? They'd rather bow down to a pile of goat poop rather than be bathed in the cleansing Blood of Christ.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Wickers spit Baby Jesus in the face (and eat a few others)

Anything BUT Jesus for these pervert witches, huh? They'd rather bow down to a pile of goat poop rather than be bathed in the cleansing Blood of Christ.

Yeah...What fools they are!

And you can't say I don't know the Blood of Christ...Every day I receive it in the Eucharist!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Wickers spit Baby Jesus in the face (and eat a few others)

Yeah...What fools they are!

And you can't say I don't know the Blood of Christ...Every day I receive it in the Eucharist!

Oh, I know all about your vampire cannibal mary-worshipping ways, idolator. You're no better than a goth, except you wear more colorful dresses.

[Brother Temperance]

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I vote someone paints a "miraculous apparition" of Mary onto Stonehenge. Watching that Papist pagan Martin bowing down to the rocks with all his fellow idol-worshippers would be hilarious.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Wickers spit Baby Jesus in the face (and eat a few others)

Yeah...What fools they are!

And you can't say I don't know the Blood of Christ...Every day I receive it in the Eucharist!

Hey Father Tom! I'd love to get to know you!

I have to admit I had a bit of a phobia about Priests when I was young. It always seemed like whenever I met privately with one I'd find it painful to sit for a couple of weeks afterward.

Oddly, once I hit puberty this phobia vanished. The priests were great! They were especially interested in the younger friends I had. Such amazing people. So interested in the Salvation of God's children!

Thank you for all you do!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Wickers spit Baby Jesus in the face (and eat a few others)

The links between papistry and wiccianism are well established. This chart should help clarify things.

[theRedunderthebed]

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Um, wide-open, why would you be doing a mission to Ireland, considering Stonehenge is in the south of England?

And pastor Ezekiel, I really don't know if N'Sync could be defined as "acid Rock"

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

Re: Wickers spit Baby Jesus in the face (and eat a few others)

*sigh* I do not wish to fight with you guys. I do not wish to call you names, nor do I wish to be sarcastic, or cruel. I would, however like you to check out this website. It is from wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiccan_morality

If you don't trust THIS website, go here:

http://www.wicca.com/celtic/wicca/rede.htm

or here:

http://www.religioustolerance.org/wicrede.htm

Really, there are ten thousand others like this. The main principle in wicca, aka "witchcraft" is "as long as it harms none, do what ye will" This is called the wiccan rede. If you search for it, you will find many variations, but all saying the same thing. Or the 3x rule, saying that whatever you do will come back to you three times, whether it is good or bad.

Also, just so you know, Satanism, is not, in fact, the worshiping of satan, it is the worship of oneself. It raises the self up on a platter. The term for worshiping satan, is called luciferianism. Still, I realize this doesn't change your views.. but I thought you might like to know some things. Especially when you mix satanism, and Luciferianism up, that is a very common, yet very silly mistake. So, you can learn something from even unsaved trash such as myself. That way, when you say someone is a satanist, you will know that you mean luciferianist, and not satanist.

[JennyD]

Re: Wickers spit Baby Jesus in the face (and eat a few others)

The links between papistry and wiccianism are well established. This chart should help clarify things.

Pastor, I only see Hillary Clinton on this chart once, and Bill Clinton not at all.

Surely, there's been an oversight?

Personally, I'd be thrilled if we could reopen that old Stonehenge quarry. Some of those slabs (cut down, of course) would make lovely countertops at The Monthly Visitor.