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    • Sep 2006
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    Jesus Kills "Sacred" White Buffalo

    Praise God! You may have heard about this cult of drunken injuns and their liebral white wannabe fellow travelers who worship an albino buffalo (aka crippled cow) up in Minnesota. Well HERE is an update that tells us how the Lord works to eliminate demons from our Godly country.

    Lightning strike kills white buffalo

    Lightning on Sunday night struck and killed two buffalo cows and three buffalo calves, including a white buffalo-Miracle's Second Chance-on the Heider farm south of Janesville, Dave Heider said this morning.

    Heider discovered the five dead buffalo when he went to check on the animals this morning before going to work.

    The white calf's mother was walking around and grunting, so Heider followed her up the hill where he found the five dead buffalo with burn marks laying near a tree.

    He thinks it was one lightning strike that hit all five and the nearby tree.

    The farm became a destination for thousands of visitors after Miracle, a female white buffalo, was born there on Aug. 20, 1994. In 1995, visitors to the Heider farm increased tourism to Rock County by 22 percent.

    White buffalo are extremely rare and are said to fulfill a Native American legend foretelling peace.

    Miracle died in 2004 and is now stuffed in the Heider gift shop.

    A male white buffalo was born on the farm Aug. 25 this year.

    "How many times in a lifetime does lighting strike?" Heider said to The Janesville Gazette after the second birth.

    Sunday's storm answered his question, again.

    Earlier this year, lightning struck a couple of his Scottish Highlander cows, Heider said, but it had never happened to any of his buffalo.

    He said they figured they'd better "call it in and get it on the news wire" so people wanting to visit the white buffalo wouldn't be surprised.

    "I suppose it's going to be a great loss to a lot of people," he said.

    Since the August birth, "a lot of people" have called about visiting the farm, including people from Canada, he said.

    Sunday night's thunderstorm brought 0.24 inches of rain to the area.

    "It's just coincidence, I guess, that lightning struck twice," he said. "He (Miracle's Second Chance) was born in a storm and died in a storm."
    I guess those squaws will have to go worship a woodchuck or some other flea-bitten critter. Praise Jesus!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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