Can anyone give me scriptural evidence to refute mormonism?

[Brother J.H.]

Ug. Where I live there are a bunch of those mormons moving in to the neighbourhood. It's scary. I know these people eat children and worship Satan. They are always coming to my door to try and to bring me over to the dark side of mormonism. I try to debate them and tell them scriptural evidence that shows us that the KJV is ALL that we need and we don't need anything else. They never listen, though. I told them that "there are a lot of folks out there that claim to be Christian, but the only ones that is real Christians, is the one's that's like Jesus, and that's the Baptists. And that's just the way it is." They didn't want to hear it though.

How can I convert a mormon to Christianity?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Can anyone give me some evidence to refute mormonis

Ug.
How can I convert a mormon to Christianity?

This is very tricky, Sister Phelps. Of course, we all know that Joseph Smith was a false profit, which is surely forbidden in the Holy Bible. I would get carpal tunnel just trying to tell you about that whore chasing opium snorting Smith. So instead, just Google the false prophesies of Joseph Smith and you will find about a half million good hits. Combine these with Deuteronomy 18:20~22 and you have a converted Mormon. If this doesn't work, use baby talk to go over the same points again (these folks aren't real sharp and I think some of them are inbred, like the folks whose eyes are too close together).

PS Downplay the part about a wife having to take care of her man all by herself . . . most of us gals know that you only really need about one rooster per twenty hens, otherwise, our feathers get a little too ruffled. On the other hand, I don't think I'd be willing to share Elmer as he hasn't been ruffling my feathers that much lately.

[Brother J.H.]

Re: Can anyone give me scriptural evidence to refute mormonism?

um. I posted about MORONISM, not "Mormonism". These hell bound trash do not deserve the respect of True Christians™

[Brother J.H.]

Re: Can anyone give me scriptural evidence to refute mormonism?

Okay, why can't I type M0R0N!SM? It keeps coming up "Mormonism"

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Can anyone give me scriptural evidence to refute mormonism?

Okay, why can't I type M0R0N!SM? It keeps coming up "Mormonism"

I know this is an annoying little glitch, but we are unable to correct it. Some folks believe it is proof that HE is directly involved in our forum. Even a senior pastor cannot type in moron moron moron (m o r o n).

[Brother J.H.]

Re: Can anyone give me scriptural evidence to refute mormonism?

Oh, well, thank you anyway Glendora. Getting True Christian™ advise for how to fend off M0R0Ns is always good. I think I will try talking to them in baby talk, since, like you said, they arent very sharp people. Although, it doesn't take a genius to figure that one out.

i mean, come on now. God sent an Angel to deliver plates to someone names Joseph Smith? And then all of sudden the angel had to take them back to heaven? Everytime I drive past that M0R0N temple in Kensington, MD I want to climb to the top and knock over that stupid Gold statue of Gabriel. God must be so pissed off at what they're doing. I know Jesus wants me to smash up their Church.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Can anyone give me scriptural evidence to refute mormonism?

I know Jesus wants me to smash up their Church.

Well you're going to need a very big sledge hammer. And be sure and get someone to video tape that. We'd all like to see.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Can anyone give me scriptural evidence to refute mormonism?

Well you're going to need a very big sledge hammer. And be sure and get someone to video tape that. We'd all like to see.

That would be quite a show. But it will be nothing compared to the spectacle that awaits Utah when God smites that state will fire, pestilence, locusts, & Democrats.