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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Australia is Doomed

    As if we needed further evidence that the land of unsaved criminals and nigra-beasts is hated by God, HERE is a new report that shows which cults are the most popular these days. This will turn your stomach, if you love Jesus.

    Young Australians attracted to demonic forms of worship

    A survey shows that new and emerging churches are popular with young Australians and that ‘nature religions’ and Scientology are growing strongly.

    The survey was published in Professor Gary Bouma’s book, Australian Soul: Religion and Spirituality in the Twenty-First Century.

    Professor Bouma said Australia’s youth was flocking to new and emerging ‘mega-churches’, such as those of Christian Pentecostals, engaging in energetic forms of worship that he calls ’spiritual aerobics’.

    This was despite the fact that Australians were not as religious as Americans and could be skeptical of US-style evangelism.

    Professor Bouma said it was considered un-Australian to “trumpet encounters with the spiritual like some American televangelist”.

    But he said that religion overall was growing and that 74.7 per cent of Australians now identified themselves with a religious group.

    Patterns of belief were also increasingly diverse: the number of people who aligned themselves with ‘Other Religions’ was up 33 per cent on the count in the Australian census in 2001.

    Among the religions on the rise are Buddhism, up 79 per cent since 1996, Islam, up 40 per cent, Hinduism up 42 per cent, and Pentecostalism, up 11 per cent.

    Nature religions, including Wicca and witchcraft had grown by 130 per cent and Scientology had 37 per cent more followers.
    The wiccian cult is growing at 130% per year?! This explains a lot. God Hates Australia! Praise Jesus!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #2
    Re: Australia is Doomed

    Well, it's nice there are more believers in nature and peaceful religions around but I actually agree with you about the pentecostal evangelists around here. I've seen some of those and seriously, I thought I'd stepped into a movie set of the sequel to 'invasion of the body snatchers'. *shudder*
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Australia is Doomed

      [QUOTE=Rachael Van Helsing;19801]Well, it's nice there are more believers in nature and peaceful religions around.......blah blah blah.... QUOTE]

      You won't think its so "nice" when they kick your doors in and butcher you and your family in the middle of the night, just because they want to worship the high tide or some such demonic crap. Peaceful indeed....
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #4
        Re: Australia is Doomed

        That has never happened and I don't believe it ever will. Have you ever heard any songs that go 'onward pagan/wiccan soldiers, marching out to war'?

        Nope, last I heard that and many other such things are in the xtian repertoire.
        When's the last you heard of a war in the name of one of the nature-based religions?
        Pretty much all religiously motivated wars are motivated by the abrahamic religions (ie xtianity, catholicism, protestant, islam, judaism etc)
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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #5
          Re: Australia is Doomed

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          When's the last you heard of a war in the name of one of the nature-based religions?
          The witch burnings come to mind.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #6
            Re: Australia is Doomed

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            The witch burnings come to mind.
            And who was it who did the burnings? Fanatic xtians of course. They did it in the name of their....your twisted religion.
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            • Poetic Peter
              Christian Poet Emeritus
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2006
              • 1696

              #7
              Re: Australia is Doomed

              I think Wiccans are just fine (not)

              Recalling a navy mate of mine from long ago. True story, nothing added.
              KBA (name withheld for good taste)
              identified himself as a satanist
              (this was thirty-five years ago, btw).

              He and I, and most of us, lived aboard our ship, a repair/supply ship, generally tethered to a pier of the navy base.

              I had a car for my own recreational use, kept in the nearby parking lot.
              Ken did not.
              I had a duty day one Sunday--working a full day then a "watch" of four hours.
              Ken did not.

              Ken: "Peter, can I use your car for a run to the base's coin laudromat? I want to get my clothes done today."

              "OK Ken, but just that. Stay on base."

              "You bet."

              -----
              Six hours later:

              "I'm back."

              "Where's my car key?"

              "The pound has it."

              "What????"

              "It's OK. Your car's there. It's not so bad."

              "What???"

              "I had a minor accident."

              -----
              What he'd done: Drove my car off-base, smoking reefer in my car,
              sailed through an intersection, not noticing the stop sign.
              He collided, T-boning a car driven by a mother,
              with her six year old HEMOPHILIAC son in the front seat.

              He wrecked two cars and 'nearly killed' a bleeder;
              (neither mom or her boy were truly injured, though, thanks go to God for that).

              -He did not pay to disempound my car.
              -He said he would help fix the car (he did not).
              -He never offered a "sorry". He only said, "accidents happen."

              -----
              This is why I do not cotton to witches and whorelocks
              like Kendal Bruce Asher who probably would screw up even a Rachael Van Helsing. No doubt. It's what all your kind do--it's all about abusing trust
              and ducking Jesus's commandments.
              THOU SHALT NOT GO OFF BASE.

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Australia is Doomed

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                When's the last you heard of a war in the name of one of the nature-based religions?
                Your question is invalid, as throughout history, no tree-demon worshippers have ever gained control of a civilised country with an army. By the way, do Vikings count as Pagans? What about Aztecs?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729

                  #9
                  Re: Australia is Doomed

                  What would tree-people use for weapons, anyway? A wet ball of leaves? Pine cones?

                  Even spearchuckers are ahead of tree-worshippers.

                  Oh, and Miss Van Hellbound, "Ents" aren't real. So no, giant tree demons will not wage your wars for you.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #10
                    Re: Australia is Doomed

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    And who was it who did the burnings? Fanatic xtians of course. They did it in the name of their....your twisted religion.
                    GOD PUT YOU ON THIS EARTH AND GOD CAN TAKE YOU OUT! OR WE CAN, IN HIS NAME!
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #11
                      Re: Australia is Doomed

                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                      What would tree-people use for weapons, anyway? A wet ball of leaves? Pine cones?

                      Even spearchuckers are ahead of tree-worshippers.

                      Oh, and Miss Van Hellbound, "Ents" aren't real. So no, giant tree demons will not wage your wars for you.
                      You seem familiar somehow. But, all fundies sound the same, so that could well be it.
                      And I am a MRS, not a miss, little boy.

                      Your question is invalid, as throughout history, no tree-demon worshippers have ever gained control of a civilised country with an army. By the way, do Vikings count as Pagans? What about Aztecs?
                      Well, you do have a point there but they still weren't as bad as xtians and muslims.
                      And besides, do you see many Aztecs and Vikings around these days?

                      GOD PUT YOU ON THIS EARTH AND GOD CAN TAKE YOU OUT! OR WE CAN, IN HIS NAME!
                      Such a charming man, aren't you. You know just what to say to take a gal's breath away.
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                      • tommy
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 392

                        #12
                        Re: Australia is Doomed

                        Rachel, do you feel guilty for taking the land from Aboriginis?
                        The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                        Exodus 15:3

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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #13
                          Re: Australia is Doomed

                          Seeing as I used to live in the US and moved here later, that old fight, horrible as it was, does not involve my ancestors.

                          And please stop butchering the english language. It's most unsightly.
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                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • tommy
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 392

                            #14
                            Re: Australia is Doomed

                            Sorry, I try to try with the English, but sometime don't go as I plan.
                            The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                            Exodus 15:3

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Australia is Doomed

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Well, you do have a point there but they still weren't as bad as xtians and muslims.
                              And besides, do you see many Aztecs and Vikings around these days?
                              First you were claiming violent pagan scum didn't start wars, now you admit they do. Thank God for killing them all.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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