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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2026
    • 15118
    #1

    The Pope uses a Condom after all!

    Here's me thinking that the Catlickers were against using Condoms.



    Vatican cocaine-filled condoms parcel seized by German customs officers

    Package sent to the Vatican from a South American country contained 14 condoms filled with £33,000 worth of liquid cocaine

    Vatican cocaine-filled condoms parcel seized by German customs officers
    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/23/vatican-cocaine-condoms-parcel-seized-package
    Package sent to the Vatican from a South American country contained 14 condoms filled with £33,000 worth of liquid cocaine

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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    • Attila's Wife
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2013
      • 1941
      #2
      Re: The Pope uses a Condom after all!

      A little gift from the Colombians, as a thank you for the canonization of the false idol María Laura Montoya Upegui?

      Amazing what those popes will do for a bit of blow.
      2 Timothy 3:16

      All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555
          #3
          Re: The Pope uses a Condom after all!

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          Here's me thinking that the Catlickers were against using Condoms.



          Vatican cocaine-filled condoms parcel seized by German customs officers

          Package sent to the Vatican from a South American country contained 14 condoms filled with £33,000 worth of liquid cocaine

          http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...seized-package
          If anyone doubts that "Father" Maurice Lester is involved with this, Then you need to Pray harder.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • WilliamJenningsBryan
              True Christian™
               
              • Jan 2007
              • 9384
              #4
              Re: The Pope uses a Condom after all!

              I always suspected that there was another ingredient in that transubstantiation - now its wine, wafer, and coke?
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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                • Mother Of Seven
                  True Christian™ with a quiverful
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 2243
                  #5
                  Re: The Pope uses a Condom after all!

                  They may use condoms, but they don't use them on the altar boys.

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