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  • Oprahism On the Rise!

    At least a decade ago, the secular cartoon "Futurama" joked about the subject. A character had gotten involved with a cult. Said Professor Farnsworth, "Why couldn't [Bender] have picked one of the mainstream religions, like Oprahism or Voodoo?"

    In humor lies truth. The Cult of Oprah continues to expand, and even False Christians outside of Landover (and my own church) have begun to recognize the threat.

    It's a long article, so I'll only provide a sampling.

    Oprah Winfrey has become a catalyst for a new journalistic project and increasing news coverage by conservative Christians questioning and criticizing her spiritual beliefs.

    Some evangelical Christians have voiced alarm that Winfrey is introducing the 46 million viewers who watch her each week to nontraditional spirituality they don't condone.

    In May, two dozen Christian newspapers pooled their resources to publish an article titled "Oprah's 'gospel'" that prompted higher readership and more letters to the editor than any story some of the individual papers had ever published.


    "For some Christians who have considered themselves part of Oprah's electronic family, her sins against evangelical orthodoxy have increased in number and seriousness," Rabey said.

    In recent months, Southern Baptist newspaper editors also have written editorials declaring "It's time for Christians to 'just say no' to the big 'O'" and calling her a source of "foolish twitter and twaddle." And Charisma, a prominent charismatic and Pentecostal magazine, ran a story in its July issue with the headline "Oprah's Strange New Gospel.'"

    Lamar Keener . . . "what she is teaching does not represent traditional, historical Christianity, according to the Scriptures," said Keener, who also is president of the Evangelical Press Association.

    ...

    Keener was inspired after viewing a video titled "The Church of Oprah Exposed," which has had more than 7.2 million hits on YouTube.

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    "It's taking actual clips off programs," Keener said. "That's what got my attention."

    One of Winfrey's quotes highlighted in the story is her belief that "there couldn't possibly be just one way" to God.

    "One of the mistakes that human beings make is believing that there is only one way to live," Winfrey said.

    A spokesman for Winfrey's Harpo Productions said the celebrity is a Christian.

    Religion writer Marcia Nelson, author of The Gospel According to Oprah, said criticism of Winfrey by conservative Christians dates to 1998 when she included a spiritual emphasis on her TV show.

    ...

    But Nelson, who studied a year of Winfrey's shows, differs with those who call Winfrey's spiritual ideas "New Age." She says Winfrey would be more related to the "New Thought" movement, which is more mainstream, focusing on positive thinking as a spiritual tool rather than crystals, for example.

    "I absolutely regard her as a Christian but ... she's one of those capacious Christians," Nelson said.
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    Why do I have a feeling that Jacques O'Lantern has a plaster statue of Oprah next to his plaster statue of the "Mary" goddess?
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      We cannot get TV where I live on the mountain so I do not have access to the latest news. I was just wondering--is Oprah still fornicating with her big buck Studman? What a fine example she sets for young women who watch her show!
      Come climb my mountains.

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      • #4
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        Who is Oprah?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Who is Oprah?
          An uppity new-age Negress, Pastor. She has a TV show. She also gives away cars to make people like her.

          She recently opened a school for poor black girls in Africa, to prepare them for their future lives as specialty prostitutes in Japan. Unfortunately, when news of the training they were receiving was leaked to the press, she was forced to accuse the headmistress of "sexually abusing" the young Negresses, and fired her!

          Not only is Oprah a depraved, New Age sinner, but she is also a hypocrite with no loyalty whatsoever.
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            Hmph....What those people get up to.

            She looks like a servant girl who used to work for my late father, Pastor Lamentations Flint. But they all look alike really, so who knows.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
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              They all look the same from behind.
              Come climb my mountains.

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                Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                We cannot get TV where I live on the mountain so I do not have access to the latest news. I was just wondering--is Oprah still fornicating with her big buck Studman? What a fine example she sets for young women who watch her show!
                9/11/2001 my daughter was scheduled to be on Ophie (Somethin bout post partum depression,I just know she was gonna find some way to blame it all on me.) But when she was in the Limo on the way to the show the 1st plane hit and the show canceld. I just wanna give thanks to those 3000 victims and subsiquent 5000+ military war dead and 1 million Iraqi casualties for saving me the embaresment. Special thanks to G.W.Bush for his work on the inside settin the whole thing up.
                Wrestling with Demons.
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                  Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
                  9/11/2001 my daughter was scheduled to be on Ophie (Somethin bout post partum depression,I just know she was gonna find some way to blame it all on me.) But when she was in the Limo on the way to the show the 1st plane hit and the show canceld. I just wanna give thanks to those 3000 victims and subsiquent 5000+ military war dead and 1 million Iraqi casualties for saving me the embaresment. Special thanks to G.W.Bush for his work on the inside settin the whole thing up.
                  Oh Bozo, how wrong you are about our Godly President Bush. The demoncrats are the cause of 9/11. And then you have the audacity to get out of quarantine and bash our troops for Jesus. Your sarcasm can't fool my ass.
                  I hope Pastor Zeke throws you back where you belong before you ruin my
                  day of rest tomorrow.
                  You are truly a TROLL.
                  Judges 15:16
                  And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                    Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
                    I hope Pastor Zeke throws you back where you belong before you ruin my
                    day of rest tomorrow.
                    You are truly a TROLL.
                    Well Im happy my time here is having a positive impact. Im only sorry that (in your case)I promised Deaner I would not be rude to the LOL.
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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Hmph....What those people get up to.

                      She looks like a servant girl who used to work for my late father, Pastor Lamentations Flint. But they all look alike really, so who knows.
                      Who would want to worship this?!



                      Looks like a buck in drag.
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                      • #12
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                        Well it looks like she's out in the fields where she belongs.
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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                          Who would want to worship this?!



                          Looks like a buck in drag.
                          "The Color Purple" was a good movie, but the book was even better.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                            Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                            "The Color Purple" was a good movie, but the book was even better.
                            Don't mention that book again unless you're planning to organize a Godly book-burning. This is not some discussion group for lesbian atheist recruitment manuals.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                              Don't mention that book again unless you're planning to organize a Godly book-burning. This is not some discussion group for lesbian atheist recruitment manuals.

                              I don't burn books. People should be able to read what they want to read, even if someone else doesn't like it.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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