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I need help because THE DEVIL HAS MY BODY! HE TELLS ME TO BELIEVE YOU! 
HE TELLS ME THAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL FOR THE THINGS YOU SAY!
HE TELLS ME THAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL FOR THE THINGS YOU SAY!
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We need a little more information from you, Pat. A proper introduction would be a good way to begin.
Also, your what is going to hell? You lost me with that one.Come climb my mountains. -
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I hate you all! This complete religion is bullshit!Comment
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ya buncha hypocritesComment
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I sense you are losing control, Pat. Have you ingested any dangerous pharmacopeia?
I can contact 911 or have a Christian counselor telephone you. How can we get in touch?Come climb my mountains.Comment
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You have no idea how much I'm laughing at you right now. This is just priceless. A member of a cult help me? No thanks, I'm good sweetheart. ;DComment
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Please try to stay calm, Pat. I will ask the DOF to identify you through WHOIS.Come climb my mountains.Comment
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Go for it Sister Roberta, pull this sinner back from the brink!
Originally posted by Roberta View Post
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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I certainly hope you have not been munching hippy shrooms or smoking the devils hair(marijuana).Originally posted by Patari View PostGather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.Comment
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Sister Roberta, you are truly a picture of Godly compassion. Words cannot describe the joy I feel when gazing upon your truly humongousOriginally posted by Roberta View Post
heart!
You even see past the abusive language of one whom I would have assumed to be a mere retarded, and realize that he must either be possessed or "hepped up" on the drugs.
It must be incidents like this that keep me imagining you in a nurse's uniform. Have you worn one in the past? Indeed, do you still have it?Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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If you were "good" then why would you be crying inside? Why do you feel deep in your heart that you have wasted your life? Why did Jesus guide you here? Think about it; You want what He's got...SALVATION!Originally posted by Patari View Post
Put down the nigra weed and open up a Bible. Jesus is waiting for you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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I'm not sure it's drugs. Patari=dothead. First name's most likely Bindy or Habinder. They worship monkey's with sixteen arms or something.Comment
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I am sorry, Rev. Mark. I have only ever done wet nursing. I wore special undergarments but not an actual nurse's uniform.Come climb my mountains.Comment
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Sister, given your mammoth compassion, I have no doubt those infants will remember you fondly all their lives!Originally posted by Roberta View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Psst...they weren't infants.Come climb my mountains.Comment
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