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  • johnkowsky
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 7

    #16
    Re: Stoner surf rockers for Jesus

    Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
    support weed
    YES AND WHEN DID I EVER SAY I SUPPORT WEED? I CAN'T FIND IT MAYBE YOU CAN POINT IT OUT, AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT QUOTING THIS PASSAGE...ANYWHO I JUST GOT TO SAY I HAVE NEVER SMOKED WEED IN MY LIFE AND I DON'T EVER PLAN TO I HAVE NEVER DRANK ANY ALCOHOL OR GOT "HAMMERED" WITH MY FRIENDS I JUST RIDE BIKES IN MY PURPLE PANTS BECAUSE THEY MAKE THE LADIES WANT ME AND THEY STOP THE CHAIN FROM GETTING CAUGHT AND RUINING MY NORMAL JEANS...IF YOU THINK I AM A "HOMER" THAT IS YOUR PEROGATIVE BUT I HOPE YOU CAN SEE THE LIGHT ONE DAY AND SEE THAT IT IS YOU GUYS WHO ARE THE SINNERS FOR JUDGING ME...ISN'T ONE OF THE TEN COMMANDMENTS LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS THYSELF?...WELL I AM YOUR NEIGHBOR UP HERE AND I SURE AM NOT FEELING THE LOVE...

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #17
      Re: Stoner surf rockers for Jesus

      Calm down boy, calm down.

      What's gotten your purple panties in a wad? Speak American boy. No one can understand a word you're saying! How old are you anyway? Have you ever read the Bible?

      Leviticus 19:15
      In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • johnkowsky
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2008
        • 7

        #18
        Re: Stoner surf rockers for Jesus

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Yea, you cannuckistanis go ahead and vote for Obsama. Let the boy run your "country."
        Hey buddy have you looked at the facts lately? I am pretty sure nearly every great U.S. president in history has had little to no political experience...and all the bad ones have had quite a bit...there was an article on it in a magazine i read ovbiously you haven't seen it so i hope Obama wins the election...maybe you country won't have so much debt and i won't be afraid to travel there without health insurace from canada because of your greatly flawed health care system...

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        • johnkowsky
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2008
          • 7

          #19
          Re: Stoner surf rockers for Jesus

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Calm down boy, calm down.

          What's gotten your purple panties in a wad? Speak American boy. No one can understand a word you're saying! How old are you anyway? Have you ever read the Bible?
          Ok A. They are just pants...
          And B. I am Canadian so i speak Canadian Engish, I am 16 years of age and i ovbiously know a lot more about the real world that you sheltered people...no I have not read the bible nor do I ever plan to but for over half my life I have learned all I need to know through the Sunday school at my local church, and on a side note may i ask you what you people do for fun? Like you seriously need to get off the farm and go to a real city and live there and see what i going on outside of your little "cult"...

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #20
            Re: Stoner surf rockers for Jesus

            I knew he wasn't what he seemed. Who ever heard of a Cannuck surfer anyway?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #21
              Re: Stoner surf rockers for Jesus

              Boy,

              90% of your Godless countrymen live along the US border and are constantly trying to infiltrate. We are on to you canucistanies and will never let any of you hosers with your tooks across our Godly border!

              Originally posted by johnkowsky View Post
              Ok A. They are just pants...
              And B. I am Canadian so i speak Canadian Engish, I am 16 years of age and i ovbiously know a lot more about the real world that you sheltered people...no I have not read the bible nor do I ever plan to but for over half my life I have learned all I need to know through the Sunday school at my local church, and on a side note may i ask you what you people do for fun? Like you seriously need to get off the farm and go to a real city and live there and see what i going on outside of your little "cult"...


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • bowserlover
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Sep 2008
                • 1

                #22
                Re: Stoner surf rockers for Jesus

                Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                Boy,

                90% of your Godless countrymen live along the US border and are constantly trying to infiltrate. We are on to you canucistanies and will never let any of you hosers with your tooks across our Godly border!
                ok... so im pretty sure if you ever looked at a population map of Canada you would clearly see that less than 5 percent of Canada's population lives near the canada u.s. border. and secondly who would want to live in a country with nazis like you trying to force your god on everyone. oh and nice medical system you tool

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                • samSUBstandard
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 1

                  #23
                  Re: Stoner surf rockers for Jesus

                  i think the tattoo is great.
                  i am a heavy weed smoker. ive got a tattoo very similar...ive got the cross but insted of tht wimpo jesus nailed too it its a suringe, ive jus discovered heroin.
                  oh and byt he way people, there is no such thing as god. im sorry.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: Stoner surf rockers for Jesus

                    Why do you hate Jesus so much? Why come here and insult our Lord like that? Did I come to your Pokemon forum and tell you that Pikachu isn't god?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #25
                      Re: Stoner surf rockers for Jesus

                      Here's a list of stoner slang that you might want to review in case your son comes home from school speaking in tongues someday you would want to be able to decipher his stoner lingo.
                      • Air - getting airborne
                      • Aerial - airborne maneuver
                      • Amped - charged up; stoked; fired
                      • Backdoor - to pull into a tube from behind the peak (also, how to have sex with your gf without a condom and not get her preggers).
                      • Bail - to abandon a board; jump off; usually without regard to the board's future
                      • Bake - a closeout (also, the act of smoking reefer in the car before or after surfing).
                      • Bashing - body surfing (or beating up younger surfers).
                      • Boost - getting airborne off the lip
                      • Brah - from bruddah, Hawaiian pidgin for brother
                      • Bro - a buddy or friend
                      • Bro-in-a push from a friend into a wave
                      • Bucket - helmet
                      • Bump - a swell (or a line of coke or meth to help the surfer keep up his energy)
                      • Bumps - the build-up of wax on a surfboard deck (see: bump)
                      • Carve - symmetrical, fluid turns
                      • Cheater five - five toes on the nose - keep your weight back on the board to maintain trim and speed, squat down and extend one foot forward
                      • Clucked - afraid, intimidated by the wave
                      • Crew - a group of surfers defined by break or area
                      • Cutback - a maneuver where the surfer turns sharply back towards the breaking portion of the wave. See also 'S-turn'
                      • Deck - the top surface of the board
                      • Ding - damage to a surfboard
                      • Dogging - going backside in the pit (or, a sexual position)
                      • Drop - as in dropping from the crest of the wave to the pit
                      • Dropping in - catching a wave that is already occupied ... taking off on the shoulder while someone is taking off deeper
                      • Drop in late - catching the steepest part of a wave
                      • Dune - a big peaky wave
                      • Epoxy - alternative board construction to foam
                      • Falls - the pitching lip of the wave - don't get sucked into this
                      • Fan - a fan of spray off a turn such as a water skier throws
                      • Fluff - spray off the lip
                      • Falls - top of the wave pitches out and throws a waterfall shoreward
                      • Fish - a type of short surfboard that is wide, fairly thick for added buoyancy and has two fins; popular in the 1970s
                      • Frigged - snaked (farked)
                      • Fully - with commitment and intensity
                      • Full on - with commitment and intensity
                      • Gash - very sharp turn
                      • Gnarly - awesome and intimidating
                      • Going off - a break under optimum conditions
                      • Goofy Foot - Someone who has his right foot forward instead of his left
                      • Gouge - sharp, fast turn
                      • Gremmies - grem or gremmie is short for gremlin - Sixties US term for young, possibly or probably mischievous surfer, pre-adolescent surfer
                      • Green room - inside a full cover-up tube
                      • Grommet - adolescent surfer
                      • Gun - a variant of board shape made for big waves
                      • Gunned - under-gunned or over-gunned; refers to the size of your board in relation to wave conditions
                      • Hiddie - from hideous, intense
                      • Hoot - howling and yelping approval and encouragement to buddies
                      • Jag - retreat after getting worked
                      • Kook - someone posing very hard as a surfer. An unskilled surfer
                      • Lineup - the location in the ocean where the outer waves are breaking
                      • Lip - the portion of the wave that is breaking and falling from top to bottom, especially in hollow waves
                      • Local - a person who lives near a surfspot and surfs there almost daily
                      • Log - a long surfboard
                      • Nipped - nipples rubbed raw by board or suit or flogging
                      • Noodle - exhausted, overall condition or specific as in noodle armed
                      • Noseride - to walk up to the front of the deck
                      • Meatball flag - black with a yellow dot in the middle, means no surfing today
                      • Nugget-hot babe (or a piece of marijuana)
                      • Pop - kick out
                      • Over the falls - inadvertently riding the lip of a wave as it breaks rather than the face of the wave
                      • Pit - the hollow-est portion of a breaking wave
                      • Pitch - throw - angle of any run to rise
                      • Pitted - being in the pit of the wave
                      • Pearl - to go pearl diving, the nose of you board submerges and usually the wave pushes the rest of the board over the nose, you too
                      • Pintail - the shape of the tailend of a surfboard, tapering to a point
                      • Pop-out - a surfboard that comes from a mold for mass production, in contrast to being shaped.
                      • Poser - a non-surfer playing the role of a surfer
                      • Pucker factor - the effect an intimidating wave has on ones ability to remain relaxed
                      • Puff - a spitting wave (or what you do to a joint)
                      • Pumping - above average large swell
                      • Quiver - a surfer's collection of boards, a board bag that holds several boards
                      • Rails - the side edges of the board that interact with the wave's energy
                      • Rip - to surf to the height of one's abilities (smoking a bong)
                      • Rocker - the bend in the board, as in a rocking chair
                      • Room - inside a large barrel
                      • S-turn - an advanced manuever where a sharp turn is made on the shoulder of the wave in the shape of an 'S'; a type of cutback
                      • Schlong - thick, long, old style single-fin surfboard (penis)
                      • Squashtail -
                      • Squid - unlikeable individual
                      • Scab - a reef or rock
                      • Scabbed - getting damaged by a reef or rock
                      • Shred - ability to execute rapid repeated turns - shortboard term
                      • Sick - excellent, top notch - describing a surfer, stunt, maneuver or conditions
                      • Sideslip - when your board stops tracking forward and moves sideways
                      • Slam - bounce off the lip as it begins to pitch
                      • Slash - cutback
                      • Staff-Infections from polluted water and open wounds
                      • Snake - paddling around behind someone who is in position and stealing their wave. Effectively the snake is taking ownership of the wave by being the closest rider to the breaking portion of the wave
                      • Stink-eye - hard, cold, menacing stare
                      • Stoked - geared up, wound up, full of enthusiasm
                      • Stylie - with good form - with grace
                      • SUP - stand up paddle surfing Surfer's knots - large bumps on the tops of feet and on knees caused by callusing where one continuously contacts a board (also, a casual greeting, "SUP, dood?"
                      • Stuffed - getting driven under the water by a wave coming down on you
                      • Swish - a meek or fearful surfer
                      • Thrashed - when a wave lays a beating on you
                      • Throwing tail - sliding the tail in a turn, breaking the grip of the fins
                      • Thruster - a surboard with 3 fins with the center fin more towards the tail
                      • Tow-ins - getting towed into waves that are too large to paddle into
                      • Trim - adjusting your position on a board so that it planes, and achieves its maximum speed (also: slang for sex)
                      • Tube - the cylindrical or cone shaped hole created when the lip pitches out far and clean enough to create a space between the wave and the falls (also: code for 'bong tube')
                      • Vertical - turn straight up the wave
                      • Waffling - rapidly working the board back and forth
                      • Wahine - A young female surfer
                      • Wannabe - wan-na-be, someone who wants to be
                      • Wax - paraffin + color + scent + additives to make it apply at specific temperatures. Used on deck of boards for traction (sex lube)
                      • Wipe out - a fall, particularly a spectacular fall
                      • Worked, getting - the action a wave plays on you. It feels like being in a large washing machine
                      • Zoo - excessively crowded in the water
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • SayvedByTheLord
                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2007
                        • 3151

                        #26
                        Re: Stoner surf rockers for Jesus

                        That is a terribly long list Brother. Is there a top ten ?


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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