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  • Billybob Sunday
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 261

    #1

    All Actors are Drag Queens

    Firth: 'All Actors Are Drag Queens'

    21 July 2008 9:03 AM, PDT
    Actor Colin Firth is convinced his famous co-stars are a bunch of "drag queens" because they're secretly only interested in playing dress-up. The Mamma Mia! star joins Hollywood legends Meryl Streep and Pierce Brosnan as the trio sing and dance on film for the summer Abba-inspired movie musical.
    And Firth says the experience has left him certain that his fellow actors' best inspiration came from their mother's closets.
    He muses, "Actors are basically drag queens. People will tell you they act because they want to heal mankind or, you know, explore the nature of the human psyche. Yes, maybe. But basically we just want to put on a frock and dance."



    Of course, God strictly forbids this in Deuteronomy 22:5

    The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: All Actors are Drag Queens

    That would explain why Hellyweird is such a cesspool of fornication, drugs, fag-enabling, Democratic Party politics, and other abominations, even as moviegoers in Jesusland want more family-oriented fare.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Mistress Cookie
      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 6790

      #3
      Re: All Actors are Drag Queens

      Sadly, I am cursed with an address in the very tinsel town of which you speak. Had the late Reverend left the house in my name, I could move to sweeter pastures. In his wisdom, however, he didn't believe women should own property, and so I am STRANDED, dependent upon his Godless brother for a niggerdly monthly stipend.

      I strive to accept that this was right. praise be

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #4
        Re: All Actors are Drag Queens

        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        Sadly, I am cursed with an address in the very tinsel town of which you speak. Had the late Reverend left the house in my name, I could move to sweeter pastures. In his wisdom, however, he didn't believe women should own property, and so I am STRANDED, dependent upon his Godless brother for a niggerdly monthly stipend.

        I strive to accept that this was right. praise be

        According to your Bible, aren't you required to marry his brother?
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Mistress Cookie
          Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2008
          • 6790

          #5
          Re: All Actors are Drag Queens

          You speak the truth, Sister. I get on my knees every morning and night, thanking the Good Lord he is already married...to that suspicious, meddling gossip Thelma.

          I am like a wounded, wee, lioness cub with a thorn in EACH paw.

          DAMN THEM!

          (Also, there would be a lot of sticky tax consequences to marrying again.)

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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #6
            Re: All Actors are Drag Queens

            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
            (Also, there would be a lot of sticky tax consequences to marrying again.)

            How so, if you don't own any property?
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Mistress Cookie
              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 6790

              #7
              Re: All Actors are Drag Queens

              There are scarily conditional and revocable trust funds in place, of which I am a beneficiary.

              Not that I'm good with numbers.

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              • Tinkerbell
                Unsaved Trash Chink cartoon lover
                 
                • Jul 2008
                • 33

                #8
                Re: All Actors are Drag Queens

                How many times are they going to re-do Mamma Mia. What did Hollywood run out of ideas? Because I've got some great ones.
                Don't worry, I only hit you with the backside! Oh, right that's a double edged sword.... SORRY! ;;
                Now, that, my friends, is a secret!

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #9
                  Re: All Actors are Drag Queens

                  Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                  There are scarily conditional and revocable trust funds in place, of which I am a beneficiary.

                  Not that I'm good with numbers.

                  You could always get a job, and then your money would be under your own control.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: All Actors are Drag Queens

                    Spare us. Even better, how about you go to Hellywood and tell them? Don't people still do that?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • OmNefoolish_05
                      Unsaved Trash , papist wimp
                       
                      • May 2008
                      • 30

                      #11
                      Re: All Actors are Drag Queens

                      Well if all actors are drag queen then that means the man who portrayed Jesus in the Passion is a drag queen then.
                      This signature space is NOT for posting links to demonic porn. --Admin

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: All Actors are Drag Queens

                        Originally posted by OmNefoolish_05 View Post
                        Well if all actors are drag queen then that means the man who portrayed Jesus in the Passion is a drag queen then.
                        Quite possibly. Mel Gibson directed it, and he's a notorious papist.


                        Jesus uses us all as HE sees fit. Glory!!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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