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  • A-Theist
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2008
    • 8

    #1

    You think you are any better than Muslims?

    Muslim terrorists are bent on one goal: eliminating western culture. Now, not ALL muslims are terrorists. But the extremists want Christianity and all other religions dead. Sound familiar? Would you run into a Muslim school with a bomb on your chest for a passage into heaven? I'm sure you would.
  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #2
    Re: You think you are any better than Muslims?

    Originally posted by A-Theist View Post
    Muslim terrorists are bent on one goal: eliminating western culture. Now, not ALL muslims are terrorists. But the extremists want Christianity and all other religions dead. Sound familiar? Would you run into a Muslim school with a bomb on your chest for a passage into heaven? I'm sure you would.
    Through Jesus, we already have our passage into Heaven.

    Meanwhile, we have no ridiculous lies in the Bible saying that dying for Jesus will automatically wipe out your sins, as the heathen Islamofascists do.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: You think you are any better than Muslims?

      We worship Jesus Christ, aka God Almighty. Mudslimes worship the moon.

      And I suppose you think you're superior to us because you worship monkeys?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • A-Theist
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2008
        • 8

        #4
        Re: You think you are any better than Muslims?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        We worship Jesus Christ, aka God Almighty. Mudslimes worship the moon.

        And I suppose you think you're superior to us because you worship monkeys?
        I worship nothing. I don't have an ultimate goal to get into an imaginary world when I do. I don't need this "heaven" to be my excuse for being "good," I'll be "good" and follow my own morales and the laws of my country. Enjoy being one of god's sheep; pun intended.

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        • Fuzzy Nads
          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
          • Jul 2008
          • 27

          #5
          Re: You think you are any better than Muslims?

          Originally posted by A-Theist View Post
          I worship nothing. I don't have an ultimate goal to get into an imaginary world when I do. I don't need this "heaven" to be my excuse for being "good," I'll be "good" and follow my own morales and the laws of my country. Enjoy being one of god's sheep; pun intended.
          You are an angry atheist who spews hatred. I also suspect that you're British. Quick! Someone hand him an infraction... and a yellow card.

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          • Roberta
            Anti La Leche League Organizer
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 1817

            #6
            Re: You think you are any better than Muslims?

            You made a post captioned "Negros". Negros is an island in the Philippines. What point were you trying to make?

            Perhaps you should begin by introducing yourself and explaining why you have a problem with Filipinos. Is it because of the Mudpack Festival?



            The Mudpack Festival celebrates the union of men and nature where participants cover themselves with Mambukal clay as they dance to the sounds emanating from bamboo and other indigenous instruments. The festival is held on the last week of June.
            Last edited by Roberta; 08-25-2008, 11:31 AM.
            Come climb my mountains.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: You think you are any better than Muslims?

              Originally posted by A-Theist View Post
              I worship nothing. I don't have an ultimate goal to get into an imaginary world when I do. I don't need this "heaven" to be my excuse for being "good," I'll be "good" and follow my own morales and the laws of my country. Enjoy being one of god's sheep; pun intended.
              I'd rather be one of God's sheep than satan's favorite partyboy in hell. Those raperooms can be pretty brutal from what I hear.

              You should take a look at THIS, monkey worshiper.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • A-Theist
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2008
                • 8

                #8
                Re: You think you are any better than Muslims?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I'd rather be one of God's sheep than satan's favorite partyboy in hell. Those raperooms can be pretty brutal from what I hear.

                You should take a look at THIS, monkey worshiper.
                Wow that sure would suck, good thing there ISN'T a hell, right? Hopefully there's just an "in-between" place where all souls go regardless of religious standings. Then I can laugh at you for wasting your life following these ridiculous principles. Even if you're right, I'd rather partyboy with Satan than graze on grass for all eternity, sounds more fun.

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                • A-Theist
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Re: You think you are any better than Muslims?

                  Originally posted by A-Theist View Post
                  Wow that sure would suck, good thing there ISN'T a hell, right? Hopefully there's just an "in-between" place where all souls go regardless of religious standings. Then I can laugh at you for wasting your life following these ridiculous principles. Even if you're right, I'd rather partyboy with Satan than graze on grass for all eternity, sounds more fun.
                  I also just read over that webcomic you linked. All of the claims the christian makes are supported by false evidence. The writer was spewing ideas out of his ass like diarrhea. I've looked into every source that was cited for this "evidence" and they were all written by christians. It's wonderful how you'll believe anything as long as you can somehow mold it into your beliefs. I really wish I could live as simply as you folks did, but my mind is too expansive, and I have no choice but to believe the more likely truth.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: You think you are any better than Muslims?

                    Originally posted by A-Theist View Post
                    I also just read over that webcomic you linked. All of the claims the christian makes are supported by false evidence. The writer was spewing ideas out of his ass like diarrhea. I've looked into every source that was cited for this "evidence" and they were all written by christians. It's wonderful how you'll believe anything as long as you can somehow mold it into your beliefs. I really wish I could live as simply as you folks did, but my mind is too expansive, and I have no choice but to believe the more likely truth.
                    How old are you boy? Do you kiss your mother with that potty mouth?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: You think you are any better than Muslims?

                      Originally posted by A-Theist View Post
                      Wow that sure would suck, good thing there ISN'T a hell, right? Hopefully there's just an "in-between" place where all souls go regardless of religious standings. Then I can laugh at you for wasting your life following these ridiculous principles. Even if you're right, I'd rather partyboy with Satan than graze on grass for all eternity, sounds more fun.
                      So you think hell is fun, huh? You think it's going to be a party? You won't think so when you get there. How about getting anally raped with satan's huge barbed tallywacker for all eternity, while demons keep you choking on scalding hot bile?

                      Take a look at THIS nancy.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #12
                        Re: You think you are any better than Muslims?

                        Originally posted by A-Theist View Post
                        I also just read over that webcomic you linked. All of the claims the christian makes are supported by false evidence. The writer was spewing ideas out of his ass like diarrhea. I've looked into every source that was cited for this "evidence" and they were all written by christians. It's wonderful how you'll believe anything as long as you can somehow mold it into your beliefs. I really wish I could live as simply as you folks did, but my mind is too expansive, and I have no choice but to believe the more likely truth.
                        So you're saying Piltdown Man was real, for example?

                        And why WOULDN'T people who realize that Evilutionism is a false religion find their way to Jesus? It only makes sense!
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                        • JawOfAnAss
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2008
                          • 313

                          #13
                          Re: You think you are any better than Muslims?

                          Originally posted by A-Theist View Post
                          You think you are any better than Muslims?
                          Yes.
                          Judges 15:16
                          And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                          • Billybob Sunday
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 261

                            #14
                            Re: You think you are any better than Muslims?

                            Originally posted by A-Theist View Post
                            I worship nothing. I don't have an ultimate goal to get into an imaginary world when I do. I don't need this "heaven" to be my excuse for being "good," I'll be "good" and follow my own morales and the laws of my country. Enjoy being one of god's sheep; pun intended.
                            A-Theist,

                            I must commend you on having a Mexican slave named Morales. We at Landover Baptist are working hard so that all decent white folks in America can have Mexican slaves, as preached to us by PastorDeaconFred on this video:



                            That said, I would never follow Morales around and emulate him. He's likely fat, stupid, lazy, and spends most of his free time drinking Coronas. Plus he has 9 children and is a member of that weird Cathylick skirt-wearing, little boy-buggering cult.

                            You should find better roles models.

                            Also, I follow then laws of my country, too, at least when I know I might get caught. But better is to follow God's laws - he's always watching.

                            And yes, the Lord is my Shepherd. It's nice to know that even hellbound sinners like you know Psalm 23.

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                            • RARGAd_the_terrifyin
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 2

                              #15
                              Re: You think you are any better than Muslims?

                              Dude, I'm so glad someone with their own brain decided to comment here as well. I completely agree with you.

                              Just because someone has a different religion than yours suddenly seems to mean that you can treat them with no rights and stereotype them all you want. While I will admit that SOME Muslims are evil, that doesn't mean they all are. I'm sorry if stating my opinion is reason for you to decide that I'm getting sent to your definition of hell but the way I see it, hell is really just our bodies in the ground. And I'm STILL going to laugh at all of you for living your lives in such a retarded manner just to wind up in the same place as everyone else.

                              I hope you find a way to live a happy life dealing with your fear of other religions and your ignorance to what a normal person dubs life.

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