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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #16
    Re: Terrorising religion

    Originally posted by The Saviour View Post
    Hello my name is Pheras and I am a Wizard a real one

    <preteen Dungeons and Dragons Geek yammering deleted>

    Your friendly Wizard
    ~Pheras~
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #17
      Re: Terrorising religion

      Originally posted by The Saviour View Post
      no one said god created Satan not even the bible..... it only says god existed (which is dumb) and that an angel had fallen from heaven and became Satan...
      What do you suppose God meant by this verse means boy?

      I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
      Ditto, sister.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Walter Brimstone
        On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2008
        • 188

        #18
        Re: Terrorising religion

        My thoughts exactly. I wonder when this guy broke out of the giggling academy? Hey, Deaner, any chance this chucklehead could be related to That creature Jacques?

        In Him,

        Walter Brimstone

        Originally posted by JennyD View Post

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        • One-eyed Jack
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 1092

          #19
          Re: Terrorising religion

          Boy oh boy. I don't have much to add to what my brethren in Christ have already said.

          I suppose "The Savior" could be teasing us. For one thing, that is approximately the stupidest username he could choose -- why would a big scary "wizard" who threatens to send people to Hell call himself a savior?

          It's stupid. (Also, as Sister Jenny notes, boring as runny oatmeal.)

          But actually, I don't think The Ess is smart enough to joke. He's also not magical enough to tie his own shoes. And he's not smart enough to write English. (Capitalize, boy, capitalize.) Kids-these-days, I swear they are not worth the cardboard they're made of.

          And of course only God hath the power to cast souls into Hell.

          But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him. Luke 12:5


          ~~ OEJ

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          • The Weirdo
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jul 2008
            • 8

            #20
            Re: Terrorising religion

            you only change the words of others who speak against you so that you would look well but normal people can see what you do you all ar really pathetic

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            • VictoryOS
              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
               
              • Dec 2007
              • 5388

              #21
              Re: Terrorising religion

              Originally posted by The Saviour View Post
              you only change the words of others who speak against you so that you would look well but normal people can see what you do you all ar really pathetic
              What a bizarre sentence. I can make neither heads nor tails of it.
              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
              in 2016

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              • One-eyed Jack
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 1092

                #22
                Re: Terrorising religion

                I hope you are not really 10 years old, as your writing style suggests. We do not allow underage posters on the forum.

                However, I suspect you write bad English not because you are a child but because you are mentally deficient. Studies show that people who "worship Satan" or believe they have "magical powers" are usually have mild to substantial mental retardation. And your posts bear that out.

                Fools because of their transgression, and because of their iniquities, are afflicted. Psalm 107:17


                ~~ OEJ

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                • The Weirdo
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 8

                  #23
                  Re: Terrorising religion

                  I'm not English that's my problem and once a person posts the truth admins and moderators from here delete it like some religious bigots who can't stand that they are WRONG

                  Now i understand why Jesus killed himself... he wanted to get away from you people

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #24
                    Re: Terrorising religion

                    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                    Have you ever been painted on the side of somebody's van?
                    He'll probably ended up painted across the front of Bobby-Joe's van if he doesn't stop this foolishness.
                    Originally posted by The Saviour View Post
                    you only change the words of others who speak against you so that you would look well but normal people can see what you do you all ar really pathetic
                    Wait, are you really claiming that "normal people" are on your side? Have you ever asked a normal person what they think about wizards?
                    Originally posted by The Saviour View Post
                    I'm not English that's my problem and once a person posts the truth admins and moderators from here delete it like some religious bigots who can't stand that they are WRONG
                    Not another 9/11 conspiraloon? It was the towelheads who did it, get over it!
                    Now i understand why Jesus killed himself... he wanted to get away from you people
                    Why would you accuse Jesus of being an emo queer like that? Are you working for the Jews?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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