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  • Bro Izzy
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 161

    #1

    15 year old Salad dodger

    I was appalled when I saw this article, how could her parents allow their 15 year old daughter to turn into a 462 lbs Miss Dunkin Donuts beauty queen ?


    She will most probably turn into one of those whinny lesbian men haters who complain about everything if she lives long enough. I can picture her in a few years as a butch femme with the large rear and a few tattoos on her arms. (the sort who wears mens suits, short hair and farts in bed like a man)


    She has a few years to sort herself out before she is ripe. With some dieting and proper guidance she could eventually find herself a man and become a good wife raising lots of little Christians and keeping her man happy.
    I am always reading about young girls modeling themselves off famous models in the glossy magazines like Kate Moss etc and getting Bulimia and anorexia (I suppose her parents don't have to worry about that)
    What has she been reading ? Whalers times
    Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
  • Billybob Sunday
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 261

    #2
    Re: 15 year old Salad dodger

    Originally posted by Bro Izzy View Post
    I was appalled when I saw this article, how could her parents allow their 15 year old daughter to turn into a 462 lbs Miss Dunkin Donuts beauty queen ?


    She will most probably turn into one of those whinny lesbian men haters who complain about everything if she lives long enough. I can picture her in a few years as a butch femme with the large rear and a few tattoos on her arms. (the sort who wears mens suits, short hair and farts in bed like a man)


    She has a few years to sort herself out before she is ripe. With some dieting and proper guidance she could eventually find herself a man and become a good wife raising lots of little Christians and keeping her man happy.
    I am always reading about young girls modeling themselves off famous models in the glossy magazines like Kate Moss etc and getting Bulimia and anorexia (I suppose her parents don't have to worry about that)
    What has she been reading ? Whalers times
    We should just throw this one to the negroes. They love white girls with a big caboose.

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    • Bob4God
      Moderator
      Arms Dealer for CHRIST
      Hands folded for Jesus
       
      • Apr 2008
      • 5274

      #3
      Re: 15 year old Salad dodger

      Look what she has done to the temple of CHRIST!!!!
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      • Mister Brasil
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 518

        #4
        Re: 15 year old Salad dodger

        I Peter 3: 3-4

        Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel; But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.


        I find her fancy print blouse and barrette vulgar. Doesn't she know that true beauty comes from within? It would be easier for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God than for her to find an untailored camelhair jacket.
        Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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        • papparat
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2008
          • 141

          #5
          Re: 15 year old Salad dodger

          I have found her older sisters!!



          I am given to understand that certain men prefer the the build of these "chubby" women & in fact chase them!!
          Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: 15 year old Salad dodger

            Originally posted by papparat View Post
            I have found her older sisters!!



            I am given to understand that certain men prefer the the build of these "chubby" women & in fact chase them!!
            That's just disgusting. What is going on over there in Englandistan? Don't they know that God hates fatties?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • papparat
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2008
              • 141

              #7
              Re: 15 year old Salad dodger

              I am reliably informed that when correctly processed the fat can be used, from liposuction, as a fuel oil & or candles.

              So perhaps, apart from God's ordinances against them, we could farm them?
              Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5390

                #8
                Re: 15 year old Salad dodger

                Originally posted by papparat View Post

                Those are some large women. The one on the right is happy because for once she's the skinniest girl in the group.
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • Ebenezer Wright
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 1021

                  #9
                  Re: 15 year old Salad dodger

                  Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                  Those are some large women. The one on the right is happy because for once she's the skinniest girl in the group.
                  These people are wild and disgusting. I fear that two of them are not even wearing swim suit bottoms!
                  Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                  Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: 15 year old Salad dodger

                    I can see why the dog in the background has his nose in the other dog's rear end. It's probably the best smelling thing at that pool. You know those lesbians keep dogs around because they can't get any men to look at them.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • VictoryOS
                      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                       
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 5390

                      #11
                      Re: 15 year old Salad dodger

                      Isn't that the truth, Brother Nobar! You can always tell the homers because they smell about the same on both ends.
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #12
                        Re: 15 year old Salad dodger



                        I'm pleased to see that "Tub Girl" has finally put on raiment and shielded her sins from JESUS.

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