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Sex toys for kids: Play-Doh hits the ultimate bottom
Brethren and Sisters,
Christmas is over and while the presence of Jesus was invigorating, there were also many horrendous incidences around the world. Perhaps the worst took place in our living room. Grandparents. Unsaved old trash. You've gotta respect them but my oh my do they respect Jesus? Actually, they don't.
You may also have wondered why practically all young girls and boys nowadays have an obsession about male reproductive organs. The life of pre-teen kids is all about sex, premarital and unnaturally sodomistic sex, tallowhackers and cooters and seed. Ask no more. These two sordid phenomena - grandparents and the underage compulsion to wieners - have a common nominator. Toys.
My parents whom I hate (Luke 14:26) but honour (Exodus 20:12 albeit this may cause me to remain on Earth longer than I wish) visited us and brought Christmas presents. Had the children not been present I would have discarded them but my folks insisted on the kids opening them immediately. Cooking utensils for the half-children it seemed, practising how to be a housewife. Seemed fine and I actually thought my mother had started to respect by Faith.
No.
It was the Play-Doh Cake Mountain Topper. A tool to squirt fake icing on a fake cake.
It is a frosting dispenser. It produces a thick fluid the child can spread on her formations.
The conspiracy between Satan, toy manufacturers and grandparents has reached new spheres. At present it is not only female offspring but also boys who strive to become chefs and cooks. They practise with these apparatuses. Soon they will discover that these toys can be inserted. The first penetration is inevitable and irreversible, Satan gains a victory.
Nakedness is NEVER acceptable.
Exodus 20:26
Neither shalt thou go up by steps unto mine altar, that thy nakedness be not discovered thereon.
Exodus 28:42
And thou shalt make them linen breeches to cover their nakedness; from the loins even unto the thighs they shall reach:
Leviticus 18:6
None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD.
Now hundreds of millions of children are learning that male genitals are natural, that it is normal to touch them, that it is acceptable to make them squirt, that they produce something intended for oral consumption, that they can be fun, that you can insert them anywhere for pleasure, that similar body parts exist, that they also squirt, can be put into use by oral penetration for pleasure, that the nether regions are fun to play with, that Jesus can be ignored.
Needless to say, those thingies are in the furnace of our house. My parents will never ever visit us unsupervised again and they'll know the heat of the Furnace (Matthew 13:50) any day now.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
Christmas is over and while the presence of Jesus was invigorating, there were also many horrendous incidences around the world. Perhaps the worst took place in our living room. Grandparents. Unsaved old trash. You've gotta respect them but my oh my do they respect Jesus? Actually, they don't.
You may also have wondered why practically all young girls and boys nowadays have an obsession about male reproductive organs. The life of pre-teen kids is all about sex, premarital and unnaturally sodomistic sex, tallowhackers and cooters and seed. Ask no more. These two sordid phenomena - grandparents and the underage compulsion to wieners - have a common nominator. Toys.
My parents whom I hate (Luke 14:26) but honour (Exodus 20:12 albeit this may cause me to remain on Earth longer than I wish) visited us and brought Christmas presents. Had the children not been present I would have discarded them but my folks insisted on the kids opening them immediately. Cooking utensils for the half-children it seemed, practising how to be a housewife. Seemed fine and I actually thought my mother had started to respect by Faith.
No.
It was the Play-Doh Cake Mountain Topper. A tool to squirt fake icing on a fake cake.
It is a frosting dispenser. It produces a thick fluid the child can spread on her formations.
The conspiracy between Satan, toy manufacturers and grandparents has reached new spheres. At present it is not only female offspring but also boys who strive to become chefs and cooks. They practise with these apparatuses. Soon they will discover that these toys can be inserted. The first penetration is inevitable and irreversible, Satan gains a victory.
Nakedness is NEVER acceptable.
Exodus 20:26
Neither shalt thou go up by steps unto mine altar, that thy nakedness be not discovered thereon.
Exodus 28:42
And thou shalt make them linen breeches to cover their nakedness; from the loins even unto the thighs they shall reach:
Leviticus 18:6
None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD.
Now hundreds of millions of children are learning that male genitals are natural, that it is normal to touch them, that it is acceptable to make them squirt, that they produce something intended for oral consumption, that they can be fun, that you can insert them anywhere for pleasure, that similar body parts exist, that they also squirt, can be put into use by oral penetration for pleasure, that the nether regions are fun to play with, that Jesus can be ignored.
Needless to say, those thingies are in the furnace of our house. My parents will never ever visit us unsupervised again and they'll know the heat of the Furnace (Matthew 13:50) any day now.
Thank you, Jesus for exposing yet another lie of Satan. Come quickly and fill me with your essence! Praise God!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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