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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #1

    Josh Duggar: Called To Righteousness Through Biblical Incest?

    True Christians™ know the Lord God has our best interests at heart. We know that if we trust and obey Him, we'll be blessed (and if we don't, we'll be cursed with disease and death and destruction and even never ending hemorrhoids and all kinds of things we want to avoid, see Deuteronomy chapter 28 for details). We know the Lord's Ways are so far above our ways (Isaiah 55:8-59) that to the unregenerated soul they seem positively insane (1 Corinthians 1:18). However, our job is not to criticize or even ask question, but to obey (Ecclesiastes 12:13). In that spirit, I think Josh Duggar must have obeyed some magnificent calling personally delivered by the Holy Ghost.

    Here are the facts.
    • We know Josh Duggar gave his little sisters surprise slumber party visits, sometimes in their sleep, sometimes not. We know Josh Duggar isn't Catholic, nor did he fondle his brothers, so we know he's not a gay pervert.
    • We know that Jesus sees all things (Hebrews 4:13), and when he saw Josh Duggar go into his little sisters' bedroom, climb into bed with them, slip his hand under the sheets, again and again and again, Jesus didn't correct him.
    • We know Josh Duggar accepted Christ at the age of seven, so he wouldn't have done anything wrong anyway (1 John 5:18).
    • We know Jim Bob Duggar doesn't tolerate perverts, and in fact ran for public office with a strong conviction to harshly and unsympathetically punish perverts.

    Originally posted by Jim Bob Duggar
    "If a woman is raped, the rapist should be executed instead of the innocent unborn baby.... Rape and incest represent heinous crimes and as such should be treated as capital crimes."
    • We know Jim Bob Duggar did not execute his incestuous son, so he can't have been a pervert.
    • We know God has called people to incestuous behavior in the past, and has blessed them, and has counted them among the Righteous for all time (Genesis 19:36; 2 Peter 2:7).
    • We know Josh Duggar can't be guilty because evolution is not true:

    Originally posted by Eric Hovind
    "The truth is, it is you who is applying a double standard. If evolution is true, then there is no absolute right and wrong. If evolution is true Josh should not have admitted his faults over a decade ago because what one evolved bag of molecules does to another bag of molecules just doesn’t really matter. If evolution is true there is no ultimate Judge on the bench who will hold every man, woman, and child responsible for their actions. And if evolution is true you will not give an account for every idle word you speak.

    "The truth is, we all use Christian Morality to judge people. The very idea of judgment comes from Christianity."

    What we don't know is why the Holy Ghost wanted Josh Duggar to sneak into his little sisters' bedroom and play Creepy Uncle Charlie.
    But it is not for us to ask (Job 38:4-11).


    We can learn a lot about Biblical obedience and family values from the First Family of Family Values, and I encourage all parents to prayerfully consider just how seriously they take their faith.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12345

    #2
    Re: Josh Duggar: Called To Righteousness Through Biblical Incest?

    The best explanation I have heard for Josh is that he was just playing doctor.

    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendl...ce=twitterfeed
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29441

      #3
      Re: Josh Duggar: Called To Righteousness Through Biblical Incest?

      I suspect (and feel Josh is silent out of family respect) that Josh was merely ensuring his sisters were staying pure. All females are unable to control their sexual desires as God wanted them to be receptive of the Man Seed(c). I am sure if any of the Duggar females had damaged genitalia they would of been sent away from the family.
      This is all supported by his love for God and family.
      As a True Christian(tm), I both ashamedly and with righteous Christian Honesty(r) have to admit I have only had to send away a few of my own daughters due to sexual crimes against God's graciousness.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Witch Hammer
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 1717

        #4
        Re: Josh Duggar: Called To Righteousness Through Biblical Incest?

        Incest has had God's stamp of approval since the dawn of creation. He only created two people originally, so of course he expected Adam, Eve and their brood to be fruitful and multiply via rampant incest.

        Obviously, Josh should have only repeatedly raped the sister he intended to marry when she came of age, but boys will be boys.

        Josh Duggar is a real man, and one of the Truest Christians EVER!!
        I can't wait to swig cold beers with him in Heaven!

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