[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

No, but do you want that you're child is almost bleeding to death because of YOU hitting it?

Killing you're child makes you part of Satan.

Think about it in that way.

Friend,

What I think about it the though of the child being tormented forever in Hell by that arch pervert and homer Satan. Since I am moved by Jesus love to help save this child from Hell I follow Christ's example when He saved humanity; Christ died for us on the cross. Since my savior did what ever was necessary to save me I will do what ever is necessary to save the child.To do anything less would be just abandoned the child to Satan, and that would be cruel.

Were is your compassion friend?

[Daedalus]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

True friend. Children need to be protect from Satan and Hell.

Do you want a child to burn forever in Hell friend?

No, but do you want that you're child is almost bleeding to death because of YOU hitting it?

Killing you're child makes you part of Satan.

Think about it in that way.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Euhm yes, what do you think of this you're self?

As a human, not a pastor.

Children have rights to be protected.

True friend. Children need to be protect from Satan and Hell.

Do you want a child to burn forever in Hell friend?

[Daedalus]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Euhm yes, what do you think of this you're self?

As a human, not a pastor.

Children have rights to be protected.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Are you guys serious?!

Beat children with a golfclub !!??

As has been stated previously, I think using golf clubs is not scriptural and probably excessive. Let's take a look at what the Holy Bible says.

He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. -- Proverbs 13:24

Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. -- Proverbs 22:15

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. -- Proverbs 23:13-14

See? God commands us to beat our children in order to show them our love. Any questions?

[Daedalus]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Are you guys serious?!

Beat children with a golfclub !!??

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

At my what now? I guess the war on terror is up there with a few pretty violent wars. I mean it would be better if I could be out there killing a few people (don't care who). I'm thinking about it, joining up and bein' a military boy, maybe blow up a few terrorists. 'Til then I have no opinion.

GLORY!

What a great idea Brother Tard! The GOLDY GWB could always use more soliders and so could JESUS!

There are never enough Warriors for CHRIST!!!

Oh, won't you join us?

with Love, Sister Thumper

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

At my what now? I guess the war on terror is up there with a few pretty violent wars. I mean it would be better if I could be out there killing a few people (don't care who). I'm thinking about it, joining up and bein' a military boy, maybe blow up a few terrorists. 'Til then I have no opinion.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Every makes spelling mistakes man, it's just my eyes or brain or whatever you wanna believe can't unjummble the mistakes. *shrugs* Why the hell am I even defending myself there's no point. I also have Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, I must be such a retard in your god's eyes. How he must hate me... I think I'm going to cry. Note the sarcasm.

With Jesus all things are possible. If you get on your knees and beg Him, He may heal your deformities and cure your retardation. Jesus was able to heal lepers, curse fig trees and bring back the dead. Jesus even died temporarily for your sins. Just ask Him and make a generous Love offering using the Paypal button below.

Also, if you stopped sniffing glue and smoking crack your cognitive processes are bound to improve.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Sod off, I used the quote fine.

Well this cinches it: he's a damnable foreigner invading us. To prove to me that you're not a terrorist, tell me:

The War on Terror: Great War or The Greatest War?

I will alert the pastors and they will look at your DOF dossier just a tad more closely....

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

When you are intelligent enough to use the quote feature properly, I shall take your advices into consideration.

Sod off, I used the quote fine.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

First, you must admit that you are wretched and retared, a very UNWORTHY CREATURE, in dire need of Jesus!

I'm sorry to be the one to inform you of this bro but that doesn't make sense, it should either be wretched and retarded or you are a wretched retard. Just trying to spread some good grammar.

When you are intelligent enough to use the quote feature properly, I shall take your advices into consideration.

*salutes* Yes, sir!

That's better.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

[QUOTE=SalvationSeeker;24095]First, you must admit that you are wretched and retared, a very UNWORTHY CREATURE, in dire need of Jesus![QUOTE]

I'm sorry to be the one to inform you of this bro but that doesn't make sense, it should either be wretched and retarded or you are a wretched retard. Just trying to spread some good grammar.

Also, do not adress me as "man", hippie.
You will adress me as SS, SalvationSeeker, or Sir.

*salutes* Yes, sir!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Every makes spelling mistakes man, it's just my eyes or brain or whatever you wanna believe can't unjummble the mistakes. *shrugs* Why the hell am I even defending myself there's no point. I also have Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, I must be such a retard in your god's eyes. How he must hate me... I think I'm going to cry. Note the sarcasm.

Your sarcasm is duly noted.
So is the fact that you admit your own retardness, which is however, a step in the right direction.

First, you must admit that you are wretched and retared, a very UNWORTHY CREATURE, in dire need of Jesus!
Then, you must seek Him, embrace Jesus and His infinite love!
Or suffer infinite punishment in HELL!

PRAISE JESUS!!

Also, do not adress me as "man", hippie.
You will adress me as SS, SalvationSeeker, or Sir.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Every makes spelling mistakes man, it's just my eyes or brain or whatever you wanna believe can't unjummble the mistakes. *shrugs* Why the hell am I even defending myself there's no point. I also have Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, I must be such a retard in your god's eyes. How he must hate me... I think I'm going to cry. Note the sarcasm.