We are "BapDips!" For the Children's sake

[SUV]

Parents, really, we must Think of the Children!

Now "Baptist" is that old-time Religion, and you know how kidz these days are - want everything handed to them on a Silver Platter, just like the head of John the Baptist

So I say, let them have it their way! It's a jazzier sort of Name and best of all, as Total Immersion is what we Baptists are really all about I think it's a natural!

(Wait - no! It's actually a "synthetic" which is even better, as things "natural" are just not at all cool these days, are they?)

Okay, I'll go first: Sister Sue Vera, Proud BapDip !!!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: We are "BapDips!" For the Children's sake

Ms. Vera, has the husband left the wine cabinet unlocked again?!

[SUV]

Re: We are "BapDips!" For the Children's sake

Ms. Vera, has the husband left the wine cabinet unlocked again?!

Where? Whose Husband? Does he stock that brand ("Dubonnet") that is "DownRight UpRight?"