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Harry Potter Boxed Set with Satanic Bible
A new boxed set will include the satanic bible and pre-orders are exceeding the publisher's expectations.
The set will also include a book of real spells for beginners, so those interested in practicing the Dark Arts can learn several rudimentary incantations before moving on to more advanced lessons. The handbook will teach young fans of Harry Potter and Hogwarts how to place hexes on class bullies, perform simple love charms, and even how to slaughter one’s enemies with the forbidden Avada Kedavra spell.
I am asking all True Christians™ to pray against this attempt to seduce our children. There is no doubt in my mind that the catholics are behind it all. Brethren, take a stand! I intend to use my influence as a certified equine gnathologist to ask congress to ban further sales. You can join in this effort by copying and pasting the following letter and sending it to your congressman (don't bother if you are represented by a woman, since she is probably one of those who ordered the set):
Dear Congressman (Insert name here)
I am writing to protest the right of free speech in this country. Devil worshippers should not have the right to tarnish the minds of our youth by profiting from evil. As you may know, Jesus is coming soon (Revelation 22:12) and we must be ready to meet Him in the air (1 Thessalonians 4:17). Those who participate in demonic activities will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
"There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee. Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God. For these nations, which thou shalt possess, hearkened unto observers of times, and unto diviners: but as for thee, the LORD thy God hath not suffered thee so to do." (Deuteronomy 18:10-14)
Satan is playing a very nasty trick on our children. Books such as the Harry Potter series are presenting two kinds of witches and wizards: evil ones and good ones. The books and movies offer a "built-in" contrast so that no one looks elsewhere for a contrast. That is, the "good" witches look very good compared to the "evil" witches. The psychological effect is that the mind of the reader or viewer becomes satisfied with the "fair balance" and sees no reason to look outside the movie or book for more accurate information. Consequently, millions of people will read a Harry Potter book and never read the Bible to see what God says about witches and wizards. For example, after watching the movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, one young girl said, "Yes, there is witchcraft, but it is mostly good witchcraft." Good witchcraft? Who said it was good witchcraft? God certainly didn't give anyone this impression, so it must have come from the movie or the books. Sadly, this young girl has only been given one side of the story: the Hollywood side. Or should we say the HELLYWOOD side?
Please encourage the Supreme Court to do away with the first amendment except for True Christians™ who know how to use freedoms for the betterment of our nation and the world. I am a voter and I will vote against you if you do not take immediate action. I will also pray against you - and God's wrath is much more powerful than mine.
In Christ,
(Sign your name)
The set will also include a book of real spells for beginners, so those interested in practicing the Dark Arts can learn several rudimentary incantations before moving on to more advanced lessons. The handbook will teach young fans of Harry Potter and Hogwarts how to place hexes on class bullies, perform simple love charms, and even how to slaughter one’s enemies with the forbidden Avada Kedavra spell.
I am asking all True Christians™ to pray against this attempt to seduce our children. There is no doubt in my mind that the catholics are behind it all. Brethren, take a stand! I intend to use my influence as a certified equine gnathologist to ask congress to ban further sales. You can join in this effort by copying and pasting the following letter and sending it to your congressman (don't bother if you are represented by a woman, since she is probably one of those who ordered the set):
Dear Congressman (Insert name here)
I am writing to protest the right of free speech in this country. Devil worshippers should not have the right to tarnish the minds of our youth by profiting from evil. As you may know, Jesus is coming soon (Revelation 22:12) and we must be ready to meet Him in the air (1 Thessalonians 4:17). Those who participate in demonic activities will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
"There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee. Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God. For these nations, which thou shalt possess, hearkened unto observers of times, and unto diviners: but as for thee, the LORD thy God hath not suffered thee so to do." (Deuteronomy 18:10-14)
Satan is playing a very nasty trick on our children. Books such as the Harry Potter series are presenting two kinds of witches and wizards: evil ones and good ones. The books and movies offer a "built-in" contrast so that no one looks elsewhere for a contrast. That is, the "good" witches look very good compared to the "evil" witches. The psychological effect is that the mind of the reader or viewer becomes satisfied with the "fair balance" and sees no reason to look outside the movie or book for more accurate information. Consequently, millions of people will read a Harry Potter book and never read the Bible to see what God says about witches and wizards. For example, after watching the movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, one young girl said, "Yes, there is witchcraft, but it is mostly good witchcraft." Good witchcraft? Who said it was good witchcraft? God certainly didn't give anyone this impression, so it must have come from the movie or the books. Sadly, this young girl has only been given one side of the story: the Hollywood side. Or should we say the HELLYWOOD side?
Please encourage the Supreme Court to do away with the first amendment except for True Christians™ who know how to use freedoms for the betterment of our nation and the world. I am a voter and I will vote against you if you do not take immediate action. I will also pray against you - and God's wrath is much more powerful than mine.
In Christ,
(Sign your name)