[handmaiden]

This bizarre trend towards "accepting" gay children is baffling, to say the least. A gay son, in particular, is useless. Not getting rid of such an abomination reminds me of the current fad of adopting seriously handicapped pets.

By all means, spend as much of your money as you can to keep a creature alive (for a couple more years) that can't hear or see intruders and can't curl up in its bed without assistance and does nothing but eat expensive, organic food and produce waste for you to clean up.

You know, JD Vance's idea of only allowing people with kids to vote needs to be expanded to only allowing people with straight kids to vote.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Cookie spoke with Mike just the other day to cash out the last of his fines and Mike related to her that his daughter now identifies as a man. We all knew of course, and the LORD Jesus knew, but Mike's pride and foolishness blinded him from loving his daughter properly and beating her sufficiently to ward off The Gay.

Another tragedy, Sister. It's like crime. If you don't impose life-changing punishments on them, people won't know they're not supposed to do it. The Bible has a variety of remedies for undesirable behavior: genocide, plagues, enslavement, burning, stoning, hanging, crucifixion, plucking out eyes, mutilation, beating with a rod; violence in all forms, basically. This is proven by the test of time. I just want to be able to beat up faggots without risk of imprisonment, I know this would help.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.

Levi,


No disrespect, but this is such nonsense. When my niece was born, she grew to like toys such as little guns, cars, trucks, etc.


She excels on the school softball team. She is excellent in math and science but dreads music class. I suppose this means she is lesbian?


Nope. Not buying it.


Mike H.

Cookie spoke with Mike just the other day to cash out the last of his fines and Mike related to her that his daughter now identifies as a man. We all knew of course, and the LORD Jesus knew, but Mike's pride and foolishness blinded him from loving his daughter properly and beating her sufficiently to ward off The Gay.

[Skelter_floof]

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it's fine if your son is gay. if you can't accept that, then you shouldn't have children.

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[Petey_Peterson]

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.

Friends,

I am quite confused by this thread?? Surely only gay parents produce gay kids??


I'm 100% sure of this FACT!


If you ever hear of a True Christian man who's had a little fag kid, most likely his good-little-wife is a bit too close to her 'best friend Patty', if you catch my drift. They are probably out [*** DISGUSTING POTTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY GODLY MODERATOR ***] when they should be in the kitchen cookin' a Godly meal for their Godly husband!


I also don't hold to this 'born gay' nonsense. Seriously, have you ever heard of a tiny baby trying to stick [*** INAPPROPRIATE, EXPLICIT COMMENT REMOVED BY GODLY MODERATOR ***]? Nope. That just don't happen, no matter what some homer sissy nancyboy tries to tell you!


Yes, there is something about us Godly parents that makes in nigh on impossible to produce a little queer kid! And if you consider yourself a True Christian, and your kids is 'born wrong', perhaps you should be asking your wife some difficult questions about 'her best friend Patty from prayer circle'.


Gayness (or the ability to be indoctrinated into Gayness) no doubt comes from atheists, God-mockers, the dim-witted, retardeds, false liberal sissy Christians, Canadians, and God hating Country's - like the French.


YIC


Pastor Petey

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.

8. Doesn't like toy guns or cars.

Since OP there's been some major changes in automotive silent vehicles running on electricity. Looking around recently I've been accosted with offers of weird European models running on batteries. "It's the future!" they gush. "They're almost free to run!" which I doubt; if everyone bought one there'd soon be a new tax to replace revenue lost from other fuels.

Could a sudden interest in European (or worse, Chinese) electric cars either as toys or actual transport be something to look out for?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.

All gays are sissies. An easy test to see if your son is queersexual is with the belt or crop. If he cries, he could be gay. But do not let that discourage you. A child can easily have the queer beaten out of him. You'll know when you have succeeded when the crying and whimpering stops.

It is important to do this when the child is young before homers are able to infect him with the disease.
My boys 'snap to' when the belt or crop is in my hand and then behave one hundred percent manly.
Show your son how much you care, no matter how disgusted you are. Remember, it hurts you more than it hurts him. Onward True Christian™ soldiers!

[Basilissa]

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.

it's fine if your son is gay.

You are a horrible human being. Next, you'll tell me "it's fine if your son is a raging alcoholic and a serial killer."


I mean, I know that "everything goes" for the liberal special snowflakes, but really, there have to be some boundaries or we'll all perish in chaos.

[handmaiden]

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.

it's fine if your son is gay. if you can't accept that, then you shouldn't have children.

The Bible clearly and expressly condemns homosexuality. This website exists to promote the honest and thorough examination of the Bible.

If you don't want to follow the Bible, you are free to take your chances with God's Wrath. There are others who feel differently.

Rather than accepting a gay son, the wise and discerning True Christian™ fellow should ask whether the boy can be replaced. (If necessary, a second, younger wife may be required.)

Once a suitable replacement heir has been secured, it might be simpler and more cost effective to kill the wayward gay son. Conversion therapy can be expensive if it continues on for more than a few weeks. Dying from exposure during survival training meant to toughen up sissy boys is cheap and disposal of the body via the activities of carnivores spares the family so much trouble and grief.

And before any of those liberal woke cry babies can raise a stink, I would like to remind them that they are the ones who are always going on about the benefits of a "natural" lifestyle and how we need to work with and "respect" the environment. Honestly, I am pretty sure the environment has it in for the gays.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.

it's fine if your son is gay. if you can't accept that, then you shouldn't have children.

It is not fine if your son is gay. Clearest and easiest verse explaining this is Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13. If your son is gay then he’s an abomination and is doomed to spend eternity in HELL. There are several heavenly places that attempt to save children from this illness, however. Do you have a gay son? Let us know where he is located and an emergency religious response vehicle will be sent to his location at your expense and be taken for an evaluation and be properly detained for his conversion therapy. The same process applies if your daughter is a lesbo as well.

While you’re at it, why not make a post at the Introduction forum and tell us about yourself, your favorite Bible verse, and how you came to find Jesus? One should read the rules which are very clear that you are to do this first before posting elsewhere, or is it that you are an illiterate like a lot of the nigras back from where I once lived around?

[ringobingostarr]

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it's fine if your son is gay. if you can't accept that, then you shouldn't have children.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.

Mr. Jones, my son acts "different" from other boys, for example, he has been bringing over his friend John. He's a sophomore just like my son. He also runs like a sissy, a tendency to cry like girls! He likes to play with DOLLS. Baby AND female! (I sometimes find them naked without clothes underneath his bed while he is at school.)

The boys sometimes call him things like "queer" and "gay".

Oh dear. From one mother to another, I would advise you to keep a sharp eye on him and don't let him out of your sight. Make sure he doesn't get his hands on any lady-sexy-time birth control pills or he's likely to pop them like some manic Pez dispenser in hopes of making a Grow Your Own Breasts science kit. Better yet, you might just turn out all the lights and change the locks on the door next time he stays late at school.

[Elizabeth Mayes]

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Mr. Jones, my son acts "different" from other boys, for example, he has been bringing over his friend John. He's a sophomore just like my son. He also runs like a sissy, a tendency to cry like girls! He likes to play with DOLLS. Baby AND female! (I sometimes find them naked without clothes underneath his bed while he is at school.)

The boys sometimes call him things like "queer" and "gay".

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.

Brother Jack (I like that name - "Jack"),


A search will bring you to the curricula that I put together for homeschooling. You might find it useful. There is no doubt that a homeschooled child is less likely to fall for homer influences and gives a great deal of protection against Francophones.

[crazyjack13]

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I'll have Mrs. Redmond take this to heart when she's homeschooling the kids. It's important to keep an eye out at all times for this behaviour! We're in the process of throwing away any phalllic foods we might own.