[JennyD]

Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!!

No but I'll marry you!!

Hubba Hubba!!!

Hitoshi?!

[SUV]

Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!!

No but I'll marry you!!

Hubba Hubba!!!

Why are you using my Husband's avatar?

And after stating this, how can I ever face the Team in Church tomorrow morning?

[Oxycon]

Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!!

Considering a "Self-Examination" has nothing to do with Masturbation...

More or less, shouldn't you be complaining about the "Paedophiles" who are giving children Physical Examinations?

[Osambo 08]

Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!!

I think it's a good endeavor and it might actually save a few lives.It has nothing to do with masturbation..kids do that on their own free will lol.

[Michael's Hand]

Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!!

True Christians never get sick. And when they do, it's a test from God. No need for medication, or any of that vile new-hippie treatments. Faith is more than enough to cure EVERYTHING

Only sinners and homers and vile greeks are constantly afraid of their well being. Because they know that their eternal damnation draws closer.

"And Jesus went about all Galilee, teaching in their synagogues, and preaching the gospel of the kingdom, and healing all manner of sickness and all manner of disease among the people." Matthew 4:23

[Zeppelin123]

Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!!

This is sick! In class the tell students to "examine themselves. Fot girls it means playing with their breasts and boys with their thingy.
This is what happens when you don't homeschool, your kids burn in Hell!



Every month! I can see the kids going into the stall, "to examine" themselves. And before they get home to ask Jesus to forgive them,
WHAM!
A truck flattens them after they step off of the bus. Little Johhny is now going to Hell!

teens are supposed to "examine themselves" for cancerous lumps. girls check for breast cancer and guys check for testicular. if we die of cancer that we could have prevented, then that would be one less person on earth working for Gods Will. the same reason older men get a prostate examine, to check for deadly cancer. if i die from testicular cancer that i could have caught, then i would not be able to tell people about God and help people to Heaven. that is why we are told to check ourselves, not to masturbate, but to prevent a deadly cancer

[Dirk]

Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!!

teens are supposed to "examine themselves" for cancerous lumps. girls check for breast cancer and guys check for testicular. if we die of cancer that we could have prevented, then that would be one less person on earth working for Gods Will. the same reason older men get a prostate examine, to check for deadly cancer. if i die from testicular cancer that i could have caught, then i would not be able to tell people about God and help people to Heaven. that is why we are told to check ourselves, not to masturbate, but to prevent a deadly cancer

Why would you examine yourself if you're not a doctor?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!!

Why would you examine yourself if you're not a doctor?

It's a euphemism for diddling himself.

[Lisa H]

Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!!

teens are supposed to "examine themselves" for cancerous lumps. girls check for breast cancer and guys check for testicular. if we die of cancer that we could have prevented, then that would be one less person on earth working for Gods Will. the same reason older men get a prostate examine, to check for deadly cancer. if i die from testicular cancer that i could have caught, then i would not be able to tell people about God and help people to Heaven. that is why we are told to check ourselves, not to masturbate, but to prevent a deadly cancer

You are one of those perverts with a mobile phone camera who go around photographing teens "examine themselves"

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!!

Disgusting. That's all I can say.

I can imagine what those classes must be like!

"Billy - come up the front and undress so I can demonstrate to the class how to check for cancerous lumps."

Wait - is this something being promoted by the catlicks?

[Lisa H]

Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!!

Disgusting. That's all I can say.

I can imagine what those classes must be like!

"Billy - come up the front and undress so I can demonstrate to the class how to check for cancerous lumps."

Wait - is this something being promoted by the catlicks?

It does have the smell of catlicks. They do some pretty weird stuff.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!!

Why would you examine yourself if you're not a doctor?

Brother Dirk,
I wouldn't even allow a doctor to examine my private areas. The vast majority of gynaecologists are male - I have been told. Can you think of a worse job than that? And if they say they enjoy their job they must be perverts. How on earth could they have a proper relationship with their wife after looking at female privates all day?