Bristol's Future Husband

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

For some reason Levi Johnston's MySpace page was taken down. And I was just about to send him a friend request! Here are a few quotes from the now defunct page.

"I'm a pifflein' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. "But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just pifflein' chillin' I guess."
"Ya piffle with me I'll kick [your] ass," he added.
He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states, "I don't want kids"

Sarah has got to be so proud! To know that at some point in the past, this salt-of-the-earth young man Levi was grunting away on top of her underage slut daughter, unknowingly making bastard soldiers for Christ. He'll make a fine father.

[SUV]

Re: Bristol's Future Husband

Brother Aaron, I had heard he was a

Is there any such thing as a redneck joo apart from Kinky FriedMan's "The Texas Jewboys?"

Must indeed be an awesome and terrible Breed to behold, "noshing" on geflite "fish" at halftime

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Bristol's Future Husband

Brother Aaron, I had heard he was a

Is there any such thing as a redneck joo apart from Kinky FriedMan's "The Texas Jewboys?"

Must indeed be an awesome and terrible Breed to behold, "noshing" on geflite "fish" at halftime

I hadn't heard the joo thing. Is Johnston a hebe name? Maybe it used to be Johnstein and they changed it when they moved to The Ozarks of the North, Wasilla. I just know I'm not gonna piffle with him, I don't need no joo redneck kicking (my) ass.

[Roberta]

Re: Bristol's Future Husband

I think it's kinda cute that Lewi had Bristle's name tattooed on his ring finger. Doesn't Johnny Depp have a "Winona Forever" tattoo?

By the way, can a single mom still be eligible for prom queen?