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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1

    Bristrol's Palin's Bridal Registry

    Hello Folks,

    Looks like our little knocked up Bristrol has made her Bridal Registry at JC Penneys. I'm going to get her the bowler camo diaper bag.

    http://www4.jcpenney.com/jcp/GR2_RegistryList_View.aspx?storeRegNo=01233857&CmCatId=58824


    What are you going to get her?
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    Tags: bristol bridal shower, goofy gifts
    • Justina Thyme
      Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2007
      • 1718
      #2
      Re: Bristrol's Palin's Bridal Registry

      The meat grinder looks like it might come in handy, given her mother's predilection for the destruction of wildlife...
      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
       Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
      LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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        • H. Montague Worthington
          True Christian™ Entrepreneur
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2716
          #3
          Re: Bristrol's Palin's Bridal Registry

          I think I will buy her the military camouflage sheet set.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639
              #4
              Re: Bristrol's Palin's Bridal Registry

              I'm in for the flag mugs and bowls. They'll remind the happy couple of what makes God's Own Party great: adherence to the symbolism of what America means.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • eliot mayfield
                  God Squad
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9324
                  #5
                  Re: Bristrol's Palin's Bridal Registry

                  What, pray tell, is a wii fishing rod?
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Sister Noddy
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 1843
                      #6
                      Re: Bristrol's Palin's Bridal Registry

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

                      Hello Folks,

                      Looks like our little knocked up Bristrol has made her Bridal Registry at JC Penneys. I'm going to get her the bowler camo diaper bag.
                      Oh I just love the Precious Moments 'Dedcated to God' nicknack, isn't that the sweetest thing, perfect for the baby's room!

                      Yooooou go, Bristol honey! With love in Jesus, Sister Noddy
                      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996
                          #7
                          Re: Bristrol's Palin's Bridal Registry

                          JCPenney? Isn't that a bit upscale for the Palin clan?

                          I hope they're not going to go all "elitist" on us, now that Sarah Palin is going to be vice-president!
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • SayvedByTheLord
                              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2007
                              • 3151
                              #8
                              Re: Bristrol's Palin's Bridal Registry

                              I will get the wall decoration. I just hope Vice President Palin does not shoot holes in the wall out of confusion.

                              Do you think WalMart feels spurned by this ?

                              YIC


                               Leviticus 26:27-29

                              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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