[Old Man Hatchet]

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I am want have those two girl chew on my stick of gum! hubba bubba!

Your characteristic misuse of "hubba-hubba" worked in this context. It had to happen eventually.



Now quit drooling over white women. If you persist, I'll ban you, Bubba.

[Hitoshi]

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I am want have those two girl chew on my stick of gum! hubba bubba!

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Disgusting. Obviously, this word is Negro code for raping White women.

[SUV]

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Crafty pair of harlots, these two. They wear a large Churchy collar while at the same time practically exposing their dirty pillows

[Old Man Hatchet]

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[FONT=Verdana]This vile company has promoted lesbeanism and wanton sexual orgies with their "Doublemint Twins" advertising campaigns since the 1950's

Yes, Brother Bryan, this sickening advertising campaign has been arousing and corrupting Americans for over fifty years now. I remember being titillated by these two when I was a young man:



To clarify, I'm referring to the violin players. I was young and going through an experimental phase in college.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Doublemint Gum: "Double your pleasure, double your fun with Doublemint Gum."



Pleasure and fun should never be doubled. If anything, they should be halved. At least.
...

"Double your pleasure, double your fun…" indeed, Brother Hatchet. This vile company has promoted lesbeanism and wanton sexual orgies with their "Doublemint Twins" advertising campaigns since the 1950's. These harlots have influenced the desire for depraved life styles for over a half-century.

[Bob4God]

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Once Ford started their "Like a Rock" campaign, I was immediately forced to sell my truck. It's obvious they are backed by big sodomy with a slogan like that!

[Old Man Hatchet]

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REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS


You shouldn't even be tasting that.

The Reese's Peanut Butter Cups advertisements promoted interracial fornicating. "Two greats tastes that taste great together" is liberal nonsense. I lobbied to keep peanut butter and chocolate segregated in the 70s.

[eliot mayfield]

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Yes, so you did. I was just so upset over the attack on our freedoms to be Christians by the gay propoganda machine, I didn't see it.

[Nobar King]

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REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS

In the 1970s and 1980s, a series of commercials was run for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring situations in which two people, one eating peanut butter and one eating chocolate, collided. One person would say, "you got peanut butter in my chocolate" and the other would reply, "you got chocolate in my peanut butter." They would then sample the mixture and remark on the great taste, tying in with the slogan "two great tastes that taste great together."

You shouldn't even be tasting that.

[SUV]

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Last year I had a dentist named "Dr Whipple" - A "woman" no less.

I Hope she hasn't given me the AIDS by now. Maybe it's why she wore those little Plastic gloves

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Remember at the end, Mr. Whipple always squeezed the Charmin!

I do remember that. I also remember mentioning it in my post.

[eliot mayfield]

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Charmin Toilet Tissue: "Please don't squeeze the Charmin!"



"Charmin" was a euphemism for ding-dongs in a series of commercials that featured grocer Mr. Whipple. Horny housewives couldn't keep their hands off of the Charmin, prompting Mr. Whipple to say the above slogan. Okay. I'm on board. "Ladies, don't squeeze shlongs" seems like a message that espouses wholesome, Christian values. Not so fast. These commercials would invariably end with Mr. Whipple squeezing the Charmin, his eyes glazed over in queer delight. This slogan is gay propaganda in sheep's clothing. Also, "Charmin" sounds French, adding to the gayness. And the name "Whipple" is dirty-sounding and offensive.

Of course, Charmin has always put pictures of babies on their packaging, so this slogan may be about squeezing infants to death, or possibly squeezing baby peckers. I'm not sure. Give me a little more time on this one.

Remember at the end, Mr. Whipple always squeezed the Charmin!

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Doublemint Gum: "Double your pleasure, double your fun with Doublemint Gum."



Pleasure and fun should never be doubled. If anything, they should be halved. At least.



Charmin Toilet Tissue: "Please don't squeeze the Charmin!"



"Charmin" was a euphemism for ding-dongs in a series of commercials that featured grocer Mr. Whipple. Horny housewives couldn't keep their hands off of the Charmin, prompting Mr. Whipple to say the above slogan. Okay. I'm on board. "Ladies, don't squeeze shlongs" seems like a message that espouses wholesome, Christian values. Not so fast. These commercials would invariably end with Mr. Whipple squeezing the Charmin, his eyes glazed over in queer delight. This slogan is gay propaganda in sheep's clothing. Also, "Charmin" sounds French, adding to the gayness. And the name "Whipple" is dirty-sounding and offensive.

Of course, Charmin has always put pictures of babies on their packaging, so this slogan may be about squeezing infants to death, or possibly squeezing baby peckers. I'm not sure. Give me a little more time on this one.

[SUV]

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"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."

And sometimes a nut feels like a feel.

Oh, it's all so horribly DISGUSTING!!!