[Marshall]

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I was at young Ms. Pattersons apartment three days ago after the service and her mother was watching a sports event on the television(her mother is an Unsaved piece of trailer trash) and I noticed a commercial for something called "Gatoraids" and there were several black guys covered in multicolored glowing sweat. It was glistening on their semi nude bodies like it would after a summer shower.
Naturally I was offended and I immediately interrupted the private Bible lesson to chastise this woman for watching interracial homosexual propaganda. I made sure to mention the fact that this product apparently increases gay urges and causes glowing sweat as a side effect. She was incredulous and I left in a terrible condition, sweaty and overheated.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Their husbands might like those ideas.

A Husband wants a clean rug to come home to. We don't need to encourage perversion amoungst the women.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I've always been outraged by the eurotrash vacuum cleaner company "Electrolux" for their age old obscene ad slogan. It gives housewives ideas.

Their husbands might like those ideas.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I've always been outraged by the eurotrash vacuum cleaner company "Electrolux" for their age old obscene ad slogan. It gives housewives ideas.

[Nobar King]

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You guys have never had fried bologna sandwiches, have you?

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[Ebenezer Wright]

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Rice A Roni


"The San Francisco Treat"

No "treat" that I want comes from the land of gays. I think they are referring to AIDs as the San Francisco treat! Disgusting!


Brim Decaffeinated Coffee

"Fill it to the rim with Brim"


Despicable! Clearly referring to the homosexual "rimjob" that I have been hearing rumors about!

Nothing should be filled to the rim, its risky and stupid. Unless its Jesus filling us True Christians™ to the rim with His warm love!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Also, said "bologna" looks like an asshole (Forgive me, Jesus)

One that has been stretched out from years of abuse. Truly horrifying!

Also, if you fold the slices of Bologna in the right way, a graphic representation of "lady parts" can be created. Disgusting!

I suggest we all boycott all round and sliced luncheon meats to be on the safe side!

[SUV]

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Also, said "bologna" looks like an asshole (Forgive me, Jesus)

[ExGay Alex]

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At the risk of returning us to the original topic, I think the Oscar Mayer people have been promoting the homosexual agenda for years. Remember "My boloney has a first name"? That is so disgusting. It was even on the radio, too, during "Your Story Hour with Aunt Sue and Uncle Dan" no less!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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They use birth control and have marital relations for pleasure, retard.

They have every right to do so.


Do you know how much tail I got in my youth? All of the ladies wanted a piece of the Hatchman©. I was like a rock star before I settled down and gave my heart to Jesus. You're probably fantasizing about me wearing spandex and playing an electric guitar right now, aren't you, harlot? You make me sick.

Ew. Just ew.

[SUV]

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You're probably fantasizing about me wearing spandex and playing an electric guitar right now, aren't you, harlot?

I am

[Old Man Hatchet]

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How can she be a shameless hussy if they've been married for ten years?

They use birth control and have marital relations for pleasure, retard.

And unless your neighbors invite you to participate, what goes on in their bedrooms is none of your business. That's what really galls you, isn't it? Your daughter and your neighbors all enjoy healthy sex lives, and you're on the outside looking in, both literally and figuratively.

Do you know how much tail I got in my youth? All of the ladies wanted a piece of the Hatchman©. I was like a rock star before I settled down and gave my heart to Jesus. You're probably fantasizing about me wearing spandex and playing an electric guitar right now, aren't you, harlot? You make me sick.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I'll stop my Godly vigilance the day my daughter stops being a shameless hussy for her husband of ten years and my neighbors stop sinning in the privacy of their own homes.

How can she be a shameless hussy if they've been married for ten years?

And unless your neighbors invite you to participate, what goes on in their bedrooms is none of your business. That's what really galls you, isn't it? Your daughter and your neighbors all enjoy healthy sex lives, and you're on the outside looking in, both literally and figuratively.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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And I demand that you cease rifling through your daughtre's belongings and peeping in people's windows.

I'll stop my Godly vigilance the day my daughter stops being a shameless hussy for her husband of ten years and my neighbors stop sinning in the privacy of their own homes.

Sorry, Brother Hatchet.

Apology fully accepted, humble and chaste Sister Sue.

[SUV]

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And I demand that you cease rifling through your daughtre's belongings and peeing in people's windows.

You're probably going to lead RAT ATTACK 2008 ("RA8") for that drunken squaw, aren't you?

Sorry, Brother Hatchet. But I needed to defend you. She's a fine one to talk about "peeing" after the way she used to raise her skirts to pee all over our Godly, Christian board