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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384
    #1

    Warning to Parents: New Obama Demon Possession in Children Uncove

    Friends, we are all keenly aware of the damage done to our great nation by the LIEbrals and their sinister brethren in the joo led ACLU. The have banned the teachings of our Lord from the schools and continue to prevent His praise through simple prayer at every turn. This sickularism can not continue.

    No age is too young to introduce a new infant to or Savior. Indeed, shouting "Praise Jesus!" to a new Soldier of Christ the moment it bursts forth into the world is a perfect way to introduce one to the Will of God. Bible (KJV1611) classes at the earliest possible age is mandatory in order to arm a youngster against the rampant sin loose in the world.

    There has been a lot of idle speculation as to whether Obama is the anti-Christ. I submit the following evidence that there is a new black devil loose in the world. Brace yourself for this "Obamanation"; these children should be singing praises to Jesus, not Obama.

    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • Osambo 08
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2008
      • 671
      #2
      Re: Warning to Parents: New Obama Demon Possession in Children Un

      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
      Friends, we are all keenly aware of the damage done to our great nation by the LIEbrals and their sinister brethren in the joo led ACLU. The have banned the teachings of our Lord from the schools and continue to prevent His praise through simple prayer at every turn. This sickularism can not continue.

      No age is too young to introduce a new infant to or Savior. Indeed, shouting "Praise Jesus!" to a new Soldier of Christ the moment it bursts forth into the world is a perfect way to introduce one to the Will of God. Bible (KJV1611) classes at the earliest possible age is mandatory in order to arm a youngster against the rampant sin loose in the world.

      There has been a lot of idle speculation as to whether Obama is the anti-Christ. I submit the following evidence that there is a new black devil loose in the world. Brace yourself for this "Obamanation"; these children should be singing praises to Jesus, not Obama.

      That was so..amazingly beautiful.I shed a tear..wow.God bless America

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384
          #3
          Re: Warning to Parents: New Obama Demon Possession in Children Un

          Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
          That was so..amazingly beautiful.I shed a tear..wow.God bless America
          If you think that was moving, maybe you would like to try this one:



          Those children are possessed by the devil and have no idea who they are singing for or why. People always get themselves into trouble when they deny Jesus and substitute Him for something else – like an ordinary corrupt LIEbral politician like Obama.

          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555
              #4
              Re: Warning to Parents: New Obama Demon Possession in Children Un

              Won't SOMEONE think of the CHILDREN!!??

              Those poor kids will be scarred for life and are on satan's shortlist for party ewe in hell.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Mr. Seth Cochran
                  On Parole
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 753
                  #5
                  Re: Warning to Parents: New Obama Demon Possession in Children Un

                  This is...this is brainwashing! God, have mercy on these children. It's not their fault that their parents are in Satan's liberal grip!

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748
                      #6
                      Re: Warning to Parents: New Obama Demon Possession in Children Un

                      That's just too much. I'm speechless.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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