Lil' Australian Christian Does The Lord's Work!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

It is good to see that not all Australians are hellbound sodomites! I'm sure there are a few Christian parents in AustraHELLia who could use an example of good, True Christian™ Parenting!

And here he is! Obviously this young lad's parents taught him the correct Bibe truths. He can be a shining example for all the other poor lost souls "down under" of what a future True Christian™ can be! Glory!

Boy, 7, goes on killing spree in zoo, feeding reptiles to crocodile

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article4874657.ece

CCTV footage revealed the truth: a seven-year-old boy had scaled a fence at the zoo, in Northern Territory, Australia, bludgeoned the giant lizards to death and fed them and others to the crocodile.

The break-in happened just before 8am on Wednesday. Initially, the boy evaded the zoo’s security system because of his size.

In 35 minutes he killed 13 animals, including thorny devils and western blue-tongue lizards, which are rare in captivity. Another victim was a 3ft goanna, a variety of monitor lizard and one of the zoo’s favourites.

As it says in Leviticus 11 here in 29-31 and 41 -44, the Lord is prety clear how he feels about "creeping things" like lizards and turtles. And one of the abominations the lil' True Christian™ killed was called a "Thorny Devil"! Praise!

29These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind,

30And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.

31These are unclean to you among all that creep: whosoever doth touch them, when they be dead, shall be unclean until the even.

41And every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth shall be an abomination; it shall not be eaten.

42Whatsoever goeth upon the belly, and whatsoever goeth upon all four, or whatsoever hath more feet among all creeping things that creep upon the earth, them ye shall not eat; for they are an abomination.

43Ye shall not make yourselves abominable with any creeping thing that creepeth, neither shall ye make yourselves unclean with them, that ye should be defiled thereby.

44For I am the LORD your God: ye shall therefore sanctify yourselves, and ye shall be holy; for I am holy: neither shall ye defile yourselves with any manner of creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

It's just too bad he couldn't have figured a way to kill the crocodile too, after he had disposed of all of the other unclean abominations.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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What a precious lil child! I hope he is able to sneak back in and kill a few of those GODLESS crocks. They are surely of the devil too!

I bet his parents are so PROUD!!!

[Jean Poole]

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God has obviously blessed him hugely with great Biblical understanding and wisdom. Are his parents proud and delighted with him? If not, would the Pastors be able to transport him to Landover? I would be very pleased to adopt such a boy into my home.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I suppose the "PC" liberals will all be throwing a hissy fit over those mangy lizards getting eaten up by a bigger one.

What do they think Alligators eat, anyway?

[ExGay Alex]

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Amphibians have been in God's face since the dawn of time. It WAS a snake, after all, that tempted Eve. They crawl on their belly and eat the dust of the earth. I kill them whenever I see them, which is, sadly for me, a rare event in Krasnoyarsk. My only joy in beating up on the occasional mammal, homo erectus, that I come across from time to time in Pushkin Park.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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PRAISE! It does my heart good to see that Landover's Mission to Australia has had such a positive effect on its youngest new True Christians(tm), you betcha!

[Brother Temperance]

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I'm proud of the lad, that's for sure. I wonder how long it'll be before he's feeding abos to kangaroos?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I'm proud of the lad, that's for sure. I wonder how long it'll be before he's feeding abos to kangaroos?

Do kangaroos count as abominations because they use their tail to help them stand, thus breaking the "more than four feet/legs" rule? I think we might need a Pastors ruling on this one.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Kangaroos are unclean because, like hares, they chew the cud but don't have a cloven hoof (Lev 11:6). A kangaroo is just a giant rabbit with a long tail, as far as the LORD is concerned. I'm positive that kangaroos and rabbits are in the same baramin (rabbit-kind).

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Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Amphibians have been in God's face since the dawn of time. It WAS a snake, after all, that tempted Eve. They crawl on their belly and eat the dust of the earth. I kill them whenever I see them, which is, sadly for me, a rare event in Krasnoyarsk. My only joy in beating up on the occasional mammal, homo erectus, that I come across from time to time in Pushkin Park.

A snake is not an amphibian, it's a reptile.
They don't eat dirt, they eat mostly small rodents.
King snakes actually hunt and eat other snakes, including venomous ones.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A snake is not an amphibian, it's a reptile.
They don't eat dirt, they eat mostly small rodents.
King snakes actually hunt and eat other snakes, including venomous ones.

Says the satan worshiper.

I guess you'd know.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Kangaroos are unclean because, like hares, they chew the cud but don't have a cloven hoof (Lev 11:6). A kangaroo is just a giant rabbit with a long tail, as far as the LORD is concerned. I'm positive that kangaroos and rabbits are in the same baramin (rabbit-kind).

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Pastor Billy-Reuben

So kangaroos are unclean, but they are not abominations. Good to know! So now if someone offers me kangaroo meat, I'll sternly rebuke them! Thanks Pastor Billy!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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A snake is not an amphibian, it's a reptile.
They don't eat dirt, they eat mostly small rodents.
King snakes actually hunt and eat other snakes, including venomous ones.

Genesis 3:14: And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou [art] cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

Why should we take your word over God's Word? Did you create all life?