[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Homecoming

There are more prophecies than the bible. And they usually fail to come true in the end. The future is always uncertain.

All other prophecies are false. Only the prophecies in the Bible are true. The future is not uncertain to God, He is the Beginning and the End, the Alpha and the Omega, so He knows what will happen.

[hellion]

Re: Homecoming

Feel free to give examples. Please cite chapter and verse.

There are more prophecies than the bible. And they usually fail to come true in the end. The future is always uncertain.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Homecoming

Well, prophecies do have a knack for not coming true...

Feel free to give examples. Please cite chapter and verse.

[hellion]

Re: Homecoming

And you're bound to lose.
Whetever you like it or not, YOU WILL BOW BEFORE GOD ALLMIGHTY.
You are powerless, you cannot even foresee what will happen the next second!
How could you ever hope to stand a chance against God, creator of the entire universe?

And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.
And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, And them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth:
And all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
Revelation 19:19-21

Well, prophecies do have a knack for not coming true...

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Homecoming

God can't make me bow. I think Satan would rather take down heaven than see that I'm in pain. I'll help him. Haha. We're fighting for your souls...

And you're bound to lose.
Whetever you like it or not, YOU WILL BOW BEFORE GOD ALLMIGHTY.
You are powerless, you cannot even foresee what will happen the next second!
How could you ever hope to stand a chance against God, creator of the entire universe?

And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.
And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, And them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth:
And all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
Revelation 19:19-21

[hellion]

Re: Homecoming

Rubbish, if a man came and put a gun in your face, and told you to obey him. YOU WOULD, make no misstake about it.

[[I'd rather die.]]

I can draw that conclusion just reading your posts, you're really an insecure little girl searching for a higher purpose.
Jesus can provide you with that purpose, girl, just get on your knees and PRAISE JESUS!

Whatever such a man could do, Jesus could always do much worse.
He is going to get you raped, beaten and killed in life.
And then He will throw you into the eternal fire, for you to burn for the rest of eternity.

[[He can't do anything to me. If God's so powerful, then he'd be able to control free will. Why doesn't he? He would be able to stop me right now, and make me beg for mercy. But he can't. So is man more powerful than god? Answer me that.]]

UNLESS YOU REPENT AND WORSHIP HIM.
You may claim Jesus doesn't exist but He does, and even if you cannot accept that as fact...
Would you risk opposing Him incase He would exist? (Which He does.)

[[Yes. I hate him. If there is a god. I'll be at Satan's side fighting him. I will not bow to anyone.]]

Why not accept Jesus, and be on the safe side..?
After all, only He can save you from the torment and anguish that awaits you, and that will destroy you and your pitiful life.

[[I'm not the one kissing a god's ass. And you're calling me pitiful? He hates me, so why can't I hate him right back?]]

The choice is as simple as outlined in my signature.
JESUS OR HELL.
TURN OR BURN.

And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul:
But rather fear Him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.
Matthew 10:28

Try if you might, but God isn't real and he can't do anything to anyone. It's you who subject yourself to this demented fear of a false prophet.

[hellion]

Re: Homecoming

I will stay my rage just enough to respond only to one portion of your post. The others will respond in good time. Sir, the Bible(tm) states that EVERY knee shall bow, yours especially.





One day, even though you reject His kindly offer of Aeverlasting Life(tm), you will be forced to bow to Him (presumably to practice bowing before Satan's engorged tallywhacker). Enjoy your stay in Hell, godless baby-hating homer.

God can't make me bow. I think Satan would rather take down heaven than see that I'm in pain. I'll help him. Haha. We're fighting for your souls...

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Homecoming

I could never worship a god so sexist, sadistic, and contradictory. If there is a god, I'd rather see Hell than worship him. I bow to no one. I have my reasons to believe that he doesn't exist. All you have is that stupid bible that is probably fictional. And you're wasting your life for nothing. You worship nothing.

Rubbish, if a man came and put a gun in your face, and told you to obey him. YOU WOULD, make no misstake about it.
I can draw that conclusion just reading your posts, you're really an insecure little girl searching for a higher purpose.
Jesus can provide you with that purpose, girl, just get on your knees and PRAISE JESUS!

Whatever such a man could do, Jesus could always do much worse.
He is going to get you raped, beaten and killed in life.
And then He will throw you into the eternal fire, for you to burn for the rest of eternity.

UNLESS YOU REPENT AND WORSHIP HIM.
You may claim Jesus doesn't exist but He does, and even if you cannot accept that as fact...
Would you risk opposing Him incase He would exist? (Which He does.)

Why not accept Jesus, and be on the safe side..?
After all, only He can save you from the torment and anguish that awaits you, and that will destroy you and your pitiful life.

The choice is as simple as outlined in my signature.
JESUS OR HELL.
TURN OR BURN.

And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul:
But rather fear Him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.
Matthew 10:28

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Homecoming

I bow to no one.

I will stay my rage just enough to respond only to one portion of your post. The others will respond in good time. Sir, the Bible(tm) states that EVERY knee shall bow, yours especially.

Philippians 2:9-10

9Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a name which is above every name:
10That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth;

One day, even though you reject His kindly offer of Aeverlasting Life(tm), you will be forced to bow to Him (presumably to practice bowing before Satan's engorged tallywhacker). Enjoy your stay in Hell, godless baby-hating homer.

[hellion]

Re: Homecoming

Do you think hacking your own limbs off, MAIMING YOURSELF, would be painful and agonising?
The Bible tells us that going to hell is even worse, AND your suffering there will last FOREVER.

Can you even imagine an eternity?
Now imagine suffering all that time, or just imagine suffering, for every second, the next 300years?
Would that be bad?

It is NOTHING compared to Hell.
Can you even imagine BURNING FOREVER?
Can you imagine being EATEN ALIVE BY WORMS?


Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee:
It is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee:
It is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
Matthew 18:8-9

And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out:
It is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
Mark 9:47-48

KNOWING ALL THIS, DO YOU STILL WANT TO REJECT JESUS?

I could never worship a god so sexist, sadistic, and contradictory. If there is a god, I'd rather see Hell than worship him. I bow to no one. I have my reasons to believe that he doesn't exist. All you have is that stupid bible that is probably fictional. And you're wasting your life for nothing. You worship nothing.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Homecoming

Yeah, I'm not going to read that because I have better things to do. But seeing as you typed that entire thing out on my account, well it's just hysterical. But, I'm not going to hell. God can't send me to hell, because God doesn't exist.

Do you think hacking your own limbs off, MAIMING YOURSELF, would be painful and agonising?
The Bible tells us that going to hell is even worse, AND your suffering there will last FOREVER.

Can you even imagine an eternity?
Now imagine suffering all that time, or just imagine suffering, for every second, the next 300years?
Would that be bad?

It is NOTHING compared to Hell.
Can you even imagine BURNING FOREVER?
Can you imagine being EATEN ALIVE BY WORMS?


Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee:
It is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee:
It is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
Matthew 18:8-9

And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out:
It is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
Mark 9:47-48

KNOWING ALL THIS, DO YOU STILL WANT TO REJECT JESUS?

[hellion]

Re: Homecoming

Oh don't worry about that. Any day now Jesus is going to kill you and send you straight to satan university, AKA eternal hellfire. Being unsaved trash, that is where you are headed, without any doubt.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact a Pastor at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

Yeah, I'm not going to read that because I have better things to do. But seeing as you typed that entire thing out on my account, well it's just hysterical. But, I'm not going to hell. God can't send me to hell, because God doesn't exist.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Homecoming

No, I want to learn about Satanism. Although false, it's still very interesting.

Oh don't worry about that. Any day now Jesus is going to kill you and send you straight to satan university, AKA eternal hellfire. Being unsaved trash, that is where you are headed, without any doubt.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact a Pastor at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[hellion]

Re: Homecoming

That's the spirit! If you can learn to accept all the wisdom offered by our Godly congregation in that pleasingly humble fashion, you may yet earn yourself a place as a menial servant in the Kingdom of Heaven!

No, I want to learn about Satanism. Although false, it's still very interesting.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Homecoming

Gee, thanks.

That's the spirit! If you can learn to accept all the wisdom offered by our Godly congregation in that pleasingly humble fashion, you may yet earn yourself a place as a menial servant in the Kingdom of Heaven!